Translate strings from English to everyday Portuguese 2900 words

Hi! I'm looking for an English to Portuguese translation of an excel file with around 250 slots of around 1-2 short sentences each written in everyday plain native Portuguese The total content to translate is of around 2900 words although some content is repeated so you will only need to translate it one time The context: A card game similar to a Truth or Dare game to play at the bar or while drinking Translation should be based on very very common language native people use What needs to be translated I will provide an Excel file with the English and Spanish (my native language) text next to the Portuguese slot for you to complete The "%s" relates to the name of the Player and must be maintained in the Portuguese translation The data must be provided in the same format that was given Example of cards to translate: "Is it better to remain silent or to sing like a tone-deaf? Vote at the same time, losers drink 3 sips" "%s must tell a joke. Players who laugh at the joke should take a sip. If nobody laughed, %s should take a sip" In this kind of slots the "%s" must be maintained, it is used instead of the Player's name When you respond to this job posting please tell me how much is 3+9 so I know you read the posting and are not a bot This is a quick project that shouldn't take more than an hour or two of work If it's successful I will provide similar future projects and translations