Need a random generator created

I need a random generator created as part of a product I'm selling. It will be called "The Exponentialisor" - I will provide a series of around 100 sentences. I just need a simple piece of software that will randomly pick and display one of these sentences at the click of a button. I'm not sure whether this should be web based or an application in it's own right ... please advise in your bid what you think would be best. This will be one of the selection criteria for the job. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). What they said! ## Platform Yeah, if it's internet based, in firefox and probably IE ... if not, i work on a Mac, so it will have to be Mac compatible ...