Need Traffic Ideas

Hey everyone! Plain and simple, I need traffic source ideas. Not SEO, I'm looking for things more like spamming a forum, ewhoring, etc., things like that that you can see immediate results from. If you give me a method that works, we'll split the profits 50/50. I will definitely automate it (I'm an expert when it comes to automation programming), so there is lots of money to be made. Send me your ideas and how you think we could monetize it. Looking for sources of quick traffic that we can actually convert that does not require funding. (PPC bad, ewhoring good) Not sure of the type of response I'll get, but I'm looking forward to it. Basically looking for a JV with a person that has a decent traffic source. (mostly for CPA, so keep that in mind) Thanks!