A3 Poster Redesign

I have an A3 poster which details a short story about a certain individual and this short story is surrounded by recipes for cocktails taken from the short story. Its in Adobe Indesign. Theres not much point in wanting it in another design package as this is the only design package I have. If I end up with this in another package then i cant print it off. So it needs to remain as an Indesign package. Basically, the layout is rubbish. Its difficult to read and does not look appealing. It has no style and holds no interest. It has no Title either and the problem is I want it to look stunning. I want this to give to someone and I want it framed and I want it to look great. I need someone who knows about design, layour and style to revamp the text that is here and make it superb! I want your thoughts and ideas on it. The only thing which needs to stay in this A3 sized poster is the text. If you want pictures, put pictures, If you dont, don't. The design is entirely up to you. I want something visusally stunning, sexy attractive and stunning. Something which is eye catching. Everything is possible. Even the shape of the paper can be changed if you think that would help. I want sexy and feminine. If you can do this then I want to hear from you.