Professional Copywriter for Sales and SEO oriented copy writing

I'm looking for North American or UK based, experienced native English speaking web copywriter or an agency capable of writing highly effective sales and SEO oriented copy for ADULT websites. The professionals that I'm looking for should have creativity, brevity (to write less, say more) and semantic SEO copywriting skills. Keywords, LSI and synonyms (to maximize visibility on search engines) mixed with persuasive (Attention, Interest, Desire, Action), marketing driven and erotic writing style (to hook readers and make them want more) is what I need. I have worked with many writers in the past and didn't find anyone good enough yet. If you're sure that you can write the way I need, proofread your own work, deliver work on time and you're willing to make a little test to show me your writing skills (I'll provide the specification for a test) - I'll be glad to test you... My company - [login to view URL] - is specializing in SEO services for adult (meaning porn) sites and our clients often require copywriting services that they want us to take care of. We are, usually, in need of page titles, meta descriptions, headers, on-page paragraphs of texts, articles, blog posts and similar copy written for various niches of the adult industry. Sometimes you’ll have high volumes of work to do. Sometimes you'll need some research to make to create content. If you'll pass the test, I'll give you work to do as soon as there's a demand from my customers. I do not have any specific work for you right now, just looking for someone to work with when the time comes. Don’t bother applying if you’re not from North America or UK, English is not your native language and if you don’t have experience in copywriting, you’ll get ignored.