Dear Job Proposer,
You have quite a variety of things you want done, but you haven't yet specified what it is exactly that you want me (or someone else) to do, unless I missed something.
Why buy the whole hog when all you'd like to do is get a taste of the bacon? I don't.
I always shoot straight, so I am telling you, I am a rookie and may or may not be the person you're looking for. I hope I am because this old gal is "hungry" to make this work.
If it were left up to me, I wouldn't charge you anything for the first writing. That's nothing but fair. You'd get the first one free, and yes, I think you'd be hooked because I'm good at most everything I do, as long as you communicate with me - but I must understand exactly what it is that you want.
But since this website charges a percentage, I don't have a choice except to give you a bid, do I?
I like what you said about North America, and just so you know, I was born in the USA, raised in the South in Alabama, am a God-fearing, down to earth, red-blooded American voting citizen who still chooses to live here in Alabama.
Are you a Veteran of the US Military? I hope so. It's your ad that made me imagine that you might be.
You're getting the first writing low-balled from me, then you can pay me according to what you think my work is worth. I'm fair and so I am hoping you'll be fair with me.