Decoy ''Items Remaining'' Widget

I need a script that I can run on my sales pages that creates a perception of a limited daily allotment of goods that is diminishing in real time. The script needs to appear natural and not linear. • The first thing to combat the linear-ness of the countdown is breaking it down into “blocks?? with assigned “diminishment percentages??. (SEE variable 4 example below) • The second needs to be some randomness to the quantity countdown displayed so that the ??diminishment percentage?? doesn’t just “speed-up?? or “slow-down?? the linier countdown. The Numbers need to skip and jump their way down within the periods of blocks to mimic natural buying where someone buys quantity 4 and the inventory goes from “243?239?? not “243,242,241,240,239-quickly?? Due to character limits on this post: Specs and variables for script can be found at: [login to view URL]