ASP.NET humor web site - web app

We need a good database driven humor web site in VB.NET or C#.NET with both MS Access and SQL database connectivity. Requirements: - definable directory and subdirectory for jokes via admin interface - member registration and login - password lookup - registered members add jokes - members have a profile and is viewable to other members - member directory with signup dates - number of jokes each member posted - jokes are approved, deleted or edited before published via admin interface - jokes are rated, ranked and counted for reads and it's results are displayed - number of jokes to display 20, 30 - dropdown list - site main page displays top 10 jokes out of all categories with corresponding member usernames - when subcategory is clicked on the right of joke list to read appears top 10 jokes in that category - newsletter subscription - tell a friend module - admin email to all members module Main page and statistics: - basic in-site search for jokes and members - basic poll - basic news module for admin to ad news about the web site updates and future services - basic ad rotation system to add 448 x 60 banners for top of every page next to site logo. - date and time - total unique visitors today - total user sessions today - total hits today - total hosts today - total visits since site launch - total number of members - total number of members online now - new member welcome by username Site interface should be in light blue colors. Jokes should be displayed on white bg with black, dark blue, gray and red collor Arial small fonts in use. All the site buttons should be DHTML or JavaScript effect alike with no actual button images. Site logo will be provided after bid is accepted. For your bid to be effective, you must have a good coder rating and show some work utilizing ASP.NET. Must be responsive and continuously show outputs during the development process. Must install ASP.NET MS Access version of software on our windows 2000 server when delivered. cis_academy ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Installation package that will install the software (in ready-to-run condition) on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) Complete ownership and distribution copyrights to all work purchased. ## Platform all browsers