Category description for adult store

To write 205 PRODUCT CATEGORY descriptions for an adult toy store. Basically, a short description describing the category in general. The writer needs to be familiar with the industry, or at least understand what the products are used for. You do not need to be imaginative with these products but if you can add some creativity to the description it will be a bonus. May require some minor research and we will contribute ideas and advices (if needed.) Please see summary of requirements below. More details will be provided for the winning bidder. Provider needs to provide two writing sample of my choice. Writing Style requirement * unique content (will check with Copyscape) * descriptive of the category * natural sounding content (make sense) * normal writing fashion (no mechanical style) * the flow should be smooth * may require some minor research * each description will have two keywords and ~2% keyword density. Needed: ======== * 205 categories * ~150 words in 1 paragraphs * a few requires 200 words (no more than 20) while a few requires 100 words or less. * some categories are similar so their descriptions can be similar but still needs to be at least 50% different. Approximately 20% of the categories are similar. * a short 1-2 sentence description (meta description) * results provided in spreadsheet format Note: You must be able to provide the writings as you go. Your stated deadline is important!