Accounting Graduate looking for a job: Resume help

Hello All I am a recent accounting graduate from Sydney and now I am looking for a job. It is very tough to get a job at the moment. I have been trying for a year and been to just 2 interviews. So I want someone who can create a professional resume and a cover letter for me. I repeat PROFESSIONALS only. So the project goes this way. 1. I will send you my resume and cover letter created by me. It will contain all information. 2. I will also send you job link. So you have to customize my resume and a cover letter in accordance with this job descriptions. 3. I will offer you $5 for a resume and a cover letter (but it has to be professional). 4. More resume and cover letter you create, more money you will get. But this does not mean that you keeps on creating crappy resume in order to make more money. 5. Once I found a job then I will offer you additional $250.