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...Fauci, Boris for throwing parties and basically everything else. Politically correct need not answer! Lol. I need someone who is capable of drawing Fauci as a crocodile. Or people as koalas getting arrested in Australia. My goal is for this to be lighthearted and funny but with an edge. I’m thinking about doing both a Childrens and an adult version of this story as theres a lot of alcohol refrences. Theres 24 pages but it keeps getting bigger. ??I’m looking for fun cartoon style art with clean lines and bright colours. I am very sadly on a budget as I only have my husbands money to spend. He told me the story is funny enough and to draw stick figures for it.? I’m putting the words to a song in the middle of the page. So what would be...

I HAVE A SMALL INDEPENDENT OIL RECYCLE COMPANY. I NEED A WEBSITE TO SCHEDULE PICK UP OF USED OILS AND OTHER WAST MATERIAL I NEED THE FOLLOWING WHICH WILL CONSIST OF 2-3 PAGES (MAYBE) I ALSO NEED TO CREATE A PICTURE OF OUR SERVICES ON THE FRONNT PAGE. PLEASE VIEW SAMPLE FRON () I NEED TO MAKE SITE LIKE THERES BUT A LITTLE LESS. 1 : PICTURE OF OF COMPANY (YOU CREATE): 2: INFORMATION A BOUT COMPANY 3: A PAGE WHERE THEY CAN SCHEDULE (I WILL PROVIDE THE INFORMATION NEED ON PAGE) 4 PAGE NEEDS A SCHEDULE CALENDAR WITH TIMES 5:

Main thing: my own game is about to get finished but theres some bug with matchmaking! my goal is to have more than two matches in one single server just like in any battle royale. also i have a bug where new players keep joining the ongoing game(game in progress) when it already started (and they shouldnt, just like in any br game). When using AWS Matchmaking. AWS will try to fill the amount of players the match is set for. Always. So, we tell AWS to stop back filling players once game has started. Here it’s not listening to our request. Im using UE5 Yes, autobackfill its disabled. its manual. Player Sessions get updated everytime a Player Logs in the Game. Its a auto mated process & is called by the server. UpdatePlayerSessionCreationPolicy() << This is C++ functi...

Hi folks im for a website Its going to be called "The addiction coach" or similar but i havent got a url yet. fully optimised for mobile devices, following banking guidelines for internation...it spot on straight away. im looking for a really modern graphic design with good typography. a few examples of websites i like ........ A rough idea of price guidelines would be great. I dont think that my product is really scalable as only myself can deliver the coaching(for the moment anyway) and theres only so many appointments i can take. Id like a video call if possible to discuss my options further. I would like to see some examples of your current and previous work pls tyty guys many thanks adam

Theres a famous piece of art called American Gothic by Grant Wood. Id love to get my boyfriend and my face photoshopped on the farmer and his daughters head. Hope that makes sense.

I run an aesthetic clinic called Karwal Aesthetics. I want to create a brochure which gives an introductory offer of 20% off their first treatment with me. I would like the brochure to follow the same colour ...run an aesthetic clinic called Karwal Aesthetics. I want to create a brochure which gives an introductory offer of 20% off their first treatment with me. I would like the brochure to follow the same colour schemes as my instagram and website. Please take a look at them. I would like leaflet to be informational. Ideally one that can be folded in 3, so that gives 6 sections to put content into. Theres lots of information all over my website and instagram which can be used. Contact info is all on my website and instagram. Website: Instagram: karwal_aesthetics

Hello im looking for someone that can build a list of all the car niche related facebook groups . requirements! group of atleast 1k+ members USA/CANADA/MEXICO audience looking for a list of around 500-1000 but if theres more we can talk a bigger budget. format: : link : members # please ONLY inquiry if this job fits you and you're 100% confident with your skills and can deliver a super good results otherwise move along if not confident in this type of work. you can use automated tools for this or not but i will go thru the list to see the quality of the list prior to approving the job. please message with any questions and input your bid thanks for reading my job post ?

Hi im having issues with a cisci catalyst 3850 with active passive setup with 8 florr switches Looks like an issue with the management vlan which cant be contacted over ping to other devices My esxi host is on there and it is showing offline when internet connection is working Looks like theres no loop as all switches can be shh into

I have this Home screen (picture attached to message) I like the background, logo, settings button and power off button. But I don't quite like the Profile, clubs, billing and bookings buttons. Do you think you can make them look better? Theres no color preferences just of course it has to be compatible with the background colors.

I'm looking for a simple trading app I want to trade futures on bitget using api and want a simple trading app like some stocks apps IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT LANGUAGE YOU CODE THIS IN AS LONG AS IT DOESNT LAG AND WORKS ? I want to incorporate tradingview chart to do the following Features: Drag and drop l...incorporate tradingview chart to do the following Features: Drag and drop line for buy, s/l, sell/tp points(4 preferably) Leverage(1-100) Market order/order price Usdt value / slider for 0-100% Long/short buttons And a live display of your current trade data. With current trade options, reversal and close. I can send 5-10$ for testing purposes if you need to test trades once you get it going. Theres a picture for reference That's literally it. I only need bitg...

...With this, a data table for nearly any game can be loaded, sorted, labeled, and shared easily, in a automatic way that creates editors for games. I could be wrong, but i estimate anyone with 1 year experience and how what arrays are or JSON files and how to use them, and has used visual studio, is probably good enough. as far as i can tell, a simple table editor for hex literally doesn't exist. Theres so many specialized game specific table editors, but nothing for just creating your own. i have no idea why this does not exist and it's immensely angering, and i would really like full help making a tool like this. The closest example to this i could find across the internet after interviewing lots of major groups, is a tool called Nightmare, and it called the files it ...

There is a cover on the back side of this patch. The mesh should contain the two pieces one of which I can turn off and on. This is going to be used in an animation. In the reference youll see with the back cover off theres a goo substance, do not make this part of the mesh.

Hi Saifullah K., if u remember you made a logo for our company Mandrake Investments. Theres another task that id like for you to do for us. Please respond asap. Thanks! Kiren. Research Analyst - Perpetua Wealth Advisory Dubai, UAE.

We provide alternative unsecured business loans to clients that dont qualify and/or want a loan with a bank. Our clients are anyone that sells a product or provides a service. We say yes to 90% of all eligible applications so when you find us a business who is looking for a loan, theres a high chance of us selling to them Walsall , United Kingdom

We provide alternative unsecured business loans to clients that dont qualify and/or want a loan with a bank. Our clients are anyone that sells a product or provides a service. We say yes to 90% of all eligible applications so when you find us a business who is looking for a loan, theres a high chance of us selling to them

...transformations will be provide perks and also debuffs. - Skill tree system - Power tree system ( Unlocking different powers such as lightning, water, flame etc etc ) - Equipment system and an upgrading system using the currency from the economy to upgrade the equipment. - In-Game shop to buy new equipment, cosmetics, etc etc. - Ongoing bug fixes for all your work and additional content releases. Theres a lot more I want done and I will provide an in depth PDF document to the right animator once we sort out your contract and pricing. I will also request the successful developer to submit to an NDA for the security of both parties. As the modeller/ Animator and UI designer you will be responsible for most of the front end screens that our players see and use. You should be ve...

...system - Power tree system ( Unlocking different powers such as lightning, water, flame etc etc ) - Equipment system and an upgrading system using the currency from the economy to upgrade the equipment. - In-Game shop to buy new equipment, cosmetics, etc etc. - Player trading system with security checks to reduce scamming. - Ongoing bug fixes for all your work and additional content releases. Theres a lot more I want done and I will provide an in depth PDF document to the right developer once we sort out your contract and pricing. I will also request the successful developer to submit to an NDA for the security of both parties. Again, this is an ongoing longterm position, apply accordingly. You must also be able to comment your code in a way that other developers can pick up...

I want to make an scoreboard for padel/tenis, the hardware be like, an arduino uno, p10 led module and a rf board and control witrh 4 buttons, i want to use the 4 buttons, dont know if theres possible but i want to 1 button add to the scoreboard, second buitton substract points, 3 button swithch beetween numbers in teh display amnd the 4 button reset the scoreboard, i dont know if this is possible but i want to try it, i need someone to check if the project is good and the code. thanks

I need someone to help me remove a light behind wedding guests heads. Theres around 50 photos. See example attached.

I need help formatting this packing slip so its easier to input everything. Having trouble finding a way to keep the logo watermarked behind the text, and getting it to fit onto one sheet of paper when i try to print it. Wondering if theres a way to make something similar to what i have or if possible to tweak it

Im building a eccomerce site with laravel. I need a developer who can begin working to help finish it immediately. Work needed: This is only some of the stuff i need done. Theres a lot i need done and i will need someone I can have a call with so i can share my screen and explain everything in detailed. Admin Variations in admin panel needs to be finished Fix price how price is displayed Fix Delete with prompt (Are you sure you want to delete this product?) Logic: If category is deleted.. update all post with that category to default category. Default category is category 1. Category 1 can’t be deleted Front end - Show variations on products page - Fix cart bugs - Fix products page bugs Bugs: - Fix drag and drop upload - Fix download link - Show file info and user who u...

I have 5 photos where i would like someone to put a child size blue monster with red troll like hair in the background. the monster should be akin to monsters inc ie friendly. It is to create the illusion to my child that theres a friendly monster that lives in the garden shed that keeps all the horrible monsters away!

Hi, I need someone to change the color of the hoodie without it looking fake with no visible harsh line whatsoever. Need to look natural and high quality. Theres 4 colors.

I have a system that shows video isntructions made in delphi, need a small visual interface corrections and and improvement to view pdf files, it is a small program and theres is not big deal, works fine, but the corrections will improve its image, you can see modifications in the .odc file attached, I have the current code and the updates belong to me also

I want to change the prices on my food menu if possible but i do not have the original copy Theres 3 menus to be changed (mainly just the prices) And a couple of food added on to the menu if possible Please let me know if this can be done

Looking for a freelancer to make 1 small adjustment on my learndash website. Website: On the top, theres an icon for the end-user to login, the problem is that it takes them to a login page and then it opens the learndash registration popup. I'd like the registration popup to open on the active page rather than going to a seperate page since its only a popup. I would like to keep using the theme that I am using. Please do not install any 3rd party add-on. Due date: asap

I WANT TO MAKE A PADEL/TENIS SCOREBOARD USING AN ARDUINO UNO, P10 LED MODULE AND RF CONTROL, ILL NEED THE CODE AND THE WIRING DIAGRAM, ALSO I WANT TO KNOW IF THERES A CHANCE TO BE MOBILE, USING A POWERBANK TO POWER THE SCOREBOARD

...possiblity at the checkout part where there will be list of some addresses and those locations will not be included.. so I should be able to add them up on the back end . I don't want payment on delivery to be available on payment options, want it removed. . Can you make it possible for us to add our own phone number not theres..if any customer is clicking on the phone icon on any restaurant it should be our phone number that will display to call not theres. . I dont want the restaurant full address to appear at the restaurant homepage rather only the area or location of the store should be visible but address like "No 10 Paul boulevard drive" shouldn't be visible. . Integrate my payment gateway to accept payment to my bank account. Usi...

I have a spreadsheet that I need to track the daily intake of incoming mail to different PO Boxes. This spreed sheet needs to be user-friendly so I was thinking of adding a form button for ease of use. To allow users to just click a new entry button at end of day and enter th...so I was thinking of adding a form button for ease of use. To allow users to just click a new entry button at end of day and enter the numbers from the day. The excel sheet then needs to be able to take that data and calculate the numbers based on month and year for the certain PO boxes. Everyday we track how many trays and tubs of mail we get in. And depending on how many trays/tubs we get theres a formula for how much mail that is equivalent. IE 1 tray is = to 400 pieces of mail and 1 tub is = 125 piece...

looking for a market researcher regarding companies offering: image processing with absolutely to add watermark to the images online no software for what the completing companies are offering others things? like? how much they are charging? to use there services im needing top 30 companies...researcher regarding companies offering: image processing with absolutely to add watermark to the images online no software for what the completing companies are offering others things? like? how much they are charging? to use there services im needing top 30 companies that they offer the services online -there url -name -are they affiliate to anyone and to whom -what they are offering with theres services -and what are there plans are and costs and suggest pricing strategy around the...

uploaded is a detail of my project and just need the drawing and a details for a 8 x 8 x 20 w/f beam theres 2 a 16 1/2 feet in the living room and kitchen.

Hi, im looking for a custom Magicmirror bus module. The module needs to display the next bus departure time of a bus station i live next to. Theres no API all times needs to be manually loaded. Theres a set of departures for week days and a set of departures foe weekends.

Need a youtube logo around 98x98 4mb file size, and a youtube banner around 2048 x 1152 and 6mb file size or less the aesthetic i am going for is like 80s synth wave want that type of backround synthwave cityscape with those exact colors baby blue hot pink white and black and theres the image of my current youtube/tiktok avatar. maybe you can incorporate that into the backround of the banner with some other shit. make it a cool gaming page banner and logo

I have recently joined a new sales team and I am looking to have 2 emails written to blast the lists I have. I need one that upsells a second feature of a product to current customers and one written that calls to action scheduling a phone demo with me. I do not want JUST WAIT THERES MORE. Type copy. Looking for a solid personal touch email to send out that feels less spammy and more friendly. Please bid for the two emails and I will look at your work history and reach out.

Im looking to make a flyer for a show going to add a few artist names need the flyer to be very unique please no auto generated flyers. Gremlin theme I need a evil grimlin type characters but need them to be unique so Theres no copyright issues Ill send you files of what to say on flyer when done Lots of gremlin type character on the flyer Name on the flyer Invasion Of The Gremlins

I have made an android Mobile application and is live on Playstore as Onetyone app. Now i have a unique idea and want a co-founder to support me and help me. I wanted someone i can trust and one who can trust on our success. Country no Barriers . Every Countrymen is welcomed. Only Accept the project if you wanted to work ...i have a unique idea and want a co-founder to support me and help me. I wanted someone i can trust and one who can trust on our success. Country no Barriers . Every Countrymen is welcomed. Only Accept the project if you wanted to work as a team member please. Do not waste yours and mine time. The app is made in Java and so its actually a kind of social media. The whole app is ready but just theres to give it a little finishing touch before making it live on p...

The project is based on a piece where theres light and there is a door and its just dark

Theres bugs all around the website. Just need some layouts touched up and cleaned.

Looking for some cool tatts. Ive only ever done my own with stick and poke. Obviously id rather not have terrible tatts but if theres someone who isnt going to charge loads- maybe they need more people to practice on.

3 bottes, straightforward, let me know if theres any questions. please seperate the layers o I can texture accordiningly.

...the end of the roof leaving clear space for windows on all 4 sides of the house. I'll work on nailing down a floorplan. Please do add a way to lower heavy objects into the basement such as work tables, home-industrial sewing machines, and similar. Perhaps a ceiling winch and the top portion of the stairs able to hinge out of the way? I haven't any good ideas there. Book picture included in case theres something wildly inaccurate in that particular one....

Hi Nikhil, travel bag. Theres a main reference that was previously made. The mesh should be like this. The bag they sent is very poor quality, we want it to look like this previous photograph on the box. I dont have that actual photo though. I sent a detail of the zipper for you to use too.

Im a well known crossdresser (...like some new artwork of me to be included in a new 2nd comic book im printing for my fans. Main pages are done but i want contributing artists to do a few single pages as extra fun art. These will be NSFW pages so only apply if you're excellent at these. I cannot pay much only £10 per page but future work will be needed as ill always need new art for fans. Lots of art has been done of me so theres plenty reference and i usually send an existing artwork for the artist to roughly get an idea of what i want and draw me into it so itll be basic and easier than creating from scratch. Please put ANNA at start if you're fine with price. You must send example art. If you have feet, nswf or female body focused art thatll be good too. Ive...

...detail and keep the consumer engaged in the video. Not longer than 2 minutes. Other than that im very open to ideas. I posted several clips of a large repair on youtube. The link to my channel will be at the bottom of these instructions.I would like you chop up the clips and put them in order in a cool but not overwhelming fashion. Make sure you keep the screen large to see the work being done. Theres also a video i made as well. Its close to what i want but i feel it can be better and more visible. That video will be posted here and also on my youtube channel. You wont have to search for these videos they are the only ones on my channel. If you have any questions dont hesitate to ask. Also the video "repair 5" can be drastically reduced. Just want to get some of the bu...

I currently work for disneyland anaheim and ive decided the union booklet is horribly user unfriendly. Im an artist and id like to illustrate this booklet and abridge it to death. Theres too much introductions and niceties and straight unreadable legal jargan. I want to cut this book down to at least 20 pages or something like that and make sure the points are easily understood to point of satire.

Hi, I work as one of the security team members for a Non-Profit that helps rescue women from sex trafficking. I'm a software Developer as my day job, and recently created an IoT wifi button for sending text alerts, and had the thought of being able to create a Cellul...own budget. All that to say I dont have massive amounts of funds, and hoping someone would be willing to help me move this forward for cheaper then I can imagine it should cost. I had one person quote me $300 to just create a PCB schema. I dont think thats unreasonable, but I dont have that kind of money. I can spend $50 to get the needed research and schematics combined done at this time. So if theres anyone out there who is willing to help for that amount I figured worst I could do is ask and no one be willing....

I am starting an online store selling dog walk wear and accessories. I just need a simple ecommerce website like Ive been working with another company for the last couple of months and I am not 100% happy. I dont feel like they get my style and even though ive given references... even websites to completely copy....theres still so much back and forth, its really stressing me out. I wanted to launch in early Feb and its already april now :( the most annoying thing is that they use wordpress....for me its so hard to navigate, WIX seems much easier and better for me to adjust in the future without help.

Hi my name is louise carter i am 36 years old and i habe lived such a crazy life since i came in5o this world , abandannebt , lies , tragic deaths , births ,, betrayal , the systme , arrests, trauma sexual abuse ,,drugs , scams, pain, laughter , fear, surviv...know it would be a great sellerr 1000 million percent. I wasnt to sure abiut how to go about this i dont have much money but i i was wandering if maybe i tell you my story and see if 6ou think if it would a great seller and if so would accept a deal if it aells...i know this is a ling shot but id love to get my story out there i can get files from the social services too. Id like for people to see theres aleays strenth in yourself and to inspire people . Sorry if Sorry it this message has been a waste of your time. Thank y...

...the basic instructions on how to train it. When certain words are mentioned it kicks over to a particular category not unlike a predetermined interactive chatbox but with my own model and collection of words or prediction algorithm. Whatever is best suited. I want my program to understand when someone is asking a question + {mentions a technical word of a particular category} + " ". Recognizes theres a technical word and tries to determine what the conversation is about and what answer it should probably give (in my case i want to serve back 3-4 options based on their initial question or a question to help better understand if there is such a question without being too obvious). I do intend to use a chatbox as a training tool for this project unless there are faster w...

I am looking for a Developer who will be able to code onto the Solana blockchain, this developer will also have to be paid after mint however we will fully doxx to them to show theres no scams going on, they will be paid fairly and they will have to join my team within the NFT space. ONLY REPLY if you are willing to accept payment after we mint out