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...possible. Send us a professional, real, and detailed proposal, not a general copy paste text, and this job might be yours. Selection Criteria Questions: 1. - Please tell us about your whole journey and experience as an SEO specialist. How did you fit into the role? How your profile matches with our requirements above? 2. What aspects of SEO are you strongest at? - Weakest at? What do you hate most about working in SEO? 3. - What motivated you to apply for this position? Why would you want to work for us? Anything else we need to know about you before we hire you? 4. After answering the above details, ask us about our website, and do a quick research about our SEO and website, and send us a professional, detailed unique practical proposal. ...

I like to have german translations for a website about a plugin for Woocommerce for translations. There are some pages, sentences and a few posts. Around 4000 words. I need someone who is native german speaker.... Don't spam me, so please reply with - gertr - in your reply cause all those autobidders: get lost! I hate that...

Hello, Please read My project carefully before bid or do anything I need professional freelancer In SEO and Marketing to work with me for Long-term SEO in my travel Blog. I Have TLD Domain with Blogger Host. I need to rank my website for 9 keywords. No spam, No black hate SEO. All work will be Pure and 100% white hate SEO Before you Bid please check my Keywords+My blog URL from Here: Then I need to know the following : 1- analyze my keyword list and tell me about its difficulty. 2- tell me the average time to rank #1 in Google Globally. 3- Send me previous project for you. If you don't answer My three questions so you don't read my project.

Hi alexeybyckov, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. Basically I HATE MY LOGO - can you help ? I need a new logo today (in next 10 hours)

Hi Freelancers, I need some writers. My projects are generally easy for the intelligent and professional writers who understand the English Language. Do not be dishonest and Plagiarize my work.. I hate Plagiarism and it means you are an academic thief if you do. I will dismiss you immediately. My Project starts at $1 PER 5OO WORDS. It does not stay there, after 10 articles you will be paid $2 per 500 words. After 20 articles $3 per 500 words. After which I will decide when to give you an increase I am not a timewaster. I need to get work done.. Do not bid on my projects if you are a timewaster. I use Premium Copyscape..So Originality is needed. Any other information will be given when I contact you. $1.0- per 500 words is the budget for the first 10 article. Al...

Wordpress Using Avada Theme - build a one page website, per the provided screenshot / photoshop file. NOTE: AVADA and Wordpress is alr... if you think you are doing to gain experience from this. because you wont, i'll just cancel the project, if i see low quality work, and expect bad rating in that case. - ASPECT RATIO - the biggest grudge i have with web developers, is that SOME just simply don't comprehend, and can not detect when an image is not correct aspect ratio. I don't just have a grudge with these people, I simply hate working with them. Hence if i catch images which are the wrong aspect ratio. Additional Requirements =========================== - must have skype and easy audio capability to talk and review work, during USA PST hours. ...

Hi Freelancers, I need some writers. My projects are generally easy for the intelligent and professional writers who understand the English Language. Do not be dishonest and Plagiarize my work.. I hate Plagiarism and it means you are an academic thief if you do. I will dismiss you immediately. My Project starts at $1 PER 5OO WORDS. It does not stay there, after 10 articles you will be paid $2 per 500 words. After 20 articles $3 per 500 words. After which I will decide when to give you an increase I am not a timewaster. I need to get work done.. Do not bid on my projects if you are a timewaster. I use Premium Copyscape..So Originality is needed. Any other information will be given when I contact you. $1.0- per 500 words is the budget for the first 10 article. Al...

I like to have norwegian translations for a website about a plugin for Woocommerce for translations. There are some pages, sentences and a few posts. Around 4000 words. I need someone who is native norwegian speaker.... Don't spam me, so please reply with - spantr - in your reply cause all those autobidders: get lost! I hate that...

I like to have spanish translations for a website about a plugin for Woocommerce for translations. There are some pages, sentences and a few posts. Around 4000 words. I need someone who is native spanish speaker.... Don't spam me, so please reply with - spantr - in your reply cause all those autobidders: get lost! I hate that...

We are called HEAT and we are a platform that provides ongoing work to people around the world. The mode of work is designed to be so flexible that you have complete freedom to choose when, where, and for how long to work. All of the work comes from our customers who constantly bombard us with "micro tasks" they need executed. L...scenes while you are crunching tasks, we sample a portion of your work and grade it. In case of low scores you will no longer be available to work on the platform. When applying add word "HEAT". IMPORTANT: Do NOT try to register directly on our website, first apply for the job HERE. Please do not apply if 1. You are not fluent in English 2. You are not good with using a computer or you hate using Google. 3. You are not r...

...you are too), I need someone to proofread my work making it more readable by correcting mistakes, typos, changing the order of sentences and/or anything else you think is appropriate to do. Hence, it will be great if you have experience writing/editing/proofreading academic pieces. The objective is to make my work a clever piece of work easy to read, it is still an academic piece of work though. I hate scholars writing in a complicated way, so do not need to worry about technical and difficult terms. I use a spelling/grammar check software to check my work, but, as we know, humans [can if they want] do better than a software. As you can see, I am doing my best to help first 50k words are well written and were revised by other people. In fact, about 20k words are in articles tha...

...you did, but am not sold or tied to the colors used on my site at all. I'd like to go with a truer/lighter blue, something like the blue in this: Inline image 2 As for the yellow/golf accents, possibly the right tonal orange/yellow or something totally different. I'm not quite sure here, but I can try to be more specific. On font: I'd like to go with something more professional, though I don't hate the current. Maybe it's as simple as adding correct capitalization? On the owl: Previous color comments hold here too. That is one thick owl, can we slim it down? Maybe I'm losing my mind, but something about the eyes seems off to me. Maybe it's the direction of the shine in the left eye, but I'm not sure. current website will p...

I need you to write some articles. "I ask of God in me Caourin not inconsistent that I miss someone and get away with him, or that I hate and I love him and his presence

...development and not focusing on personal interests’ people. Such people are barriers to developments (Herson and Ben. 27).                   To sum up, the industry of art has played a fundamental in ensuring that the political system runs effectively. The hip-hop artists have enhanced democracy and equity in changing the mentality of citizens to see what a person can do for them and not hate the person without any significant reason. The leaders have been shaped too forcing them to do the right thing keeping in mind that they are watched therefore a slight mistake will make them not be reelected next time. Senegal has become a state that embraces democracy, good governance encourages accountability and is against evil act...

I had this banner created. Its 900x300. I absolutely hate the gradient flow. There must be gradient in the photos but the colors can be altered and prefer them to be more flowing. The graphic is for an electronic cigarette juice manufacturing company. I left a logo without a background to reduce help reduce time.

...lowest bid. What you will get to make it easy for you. 1. I have Story Line 2. I have script 3. I have layouts 4. I have chars 5. I have an mmrpg complete set you will build upon 6. I have AI 7. I have the networking code 8. I have a server dedicated 9. A lot of assets to use, and assets that are free in Unity store you can modify. What will be required.. 1. Updates I hate being left in the dark no updates means you’re not working, disappearing with no communication means to me you’re not working. Even if it’s just telling me how things are going I count that but will be expecting results not just words. 2. To be done as quickly as possible. It should be as close as what I am asking is to get it close to what I am asking for...

Im looking for white hat link builder full time to work asap. want to see past projects to see what you have done. must be all ranked websites

...pages themselves and for anchor text. - No classifieds or mortgage, gaming, web directories, political. - No article directories, forums, web rings, or link directories. - No link farms, no link-exchange programs, no banned sites by Google, no illegal/scam/spam sites. - No exchange programs, web rings, rented links, FFA sites. - No gambling, adult & porn sites, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, cracking or hacking websites, no blacklisted or spam sites. - No directory submissions, forum posts, article submissions, links from guest books, yahoo groups, CL sites. - No use of automated software or bots. - No links from under construction pages. - No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 red...

...remuneration right after delivery, please don’t bid. I will not release payment unless I review the article and happy with it. My idea is to find a write match for me. A natural writer with passion towards persona finance topics who can produce well researched, original content in conversational manner. A honest writer who tell me if he cannot produce a very long article for the topic I provide. I hate to see if content is stuffed to complete the targeted words. Instead, we can agree on a less number of words and have a great quality articles. All articles must: have a strong and eye catchy main heading, paragraphs not more than 5 sentences, sub headings when required, spelling checked and proof read for grammatical mistakes. Article must come with ownership transfer r...

...matter.  Demonstrate how, what, when, where, how, and why the non-HR professional can benefit from a little education every now and then on the topic of Human Resources Management.  need to be written as a research paper, APA STYLE. specific skills managers need in the HR arena, for example: HR strategy and the role of HR vs management in "doing HR every day" (address the "why we hate HR" problem) Basic motivation theory HR planning/forecasting Basic Employment law understanding - FLSA, EEO, Safety, Harassment, etc How to recruit well (particularly at college fairs or recruitment cattle calls) Writing interview questions so they are consistent/valid, and designing an HR staffing system that is valid (need to understand m...

I'm looking for someone who is really good at making wordpress plugins to help me with mine. I hate dealing with wordpress - but I've written 5-10 plugins myself. I want this one to be done well and I need an expert. I'll help manage the mysql/php, etc but I need someone who can work WITH me to make the plugin clean and right - It will need to be name-spaced, clean layout, and code. The plugin will take some info to create specific page types - so in addition to a post/page, this plugin will create a new type of post using the info the user inputs. Then the user will be able to select 2-4 different layouts for that info to match their preferences. I will include a widget or two as well. To REITERATE - you will HELP me build this plugin, I'll wr...

Hi, after spending thousands on the perfect wedding, ive seen the digital images and i hate how I look in them, they are from bad angles amd look huge or im sweaty and look terrified. Im after someone who can alter the images before they are printed into an album. Im mainly looking to have chins tucked, back fat taken away and matteing out my sweat/making me look like how i felt.

I need you to write some content for a website. Poetry writer who enjoys writing about every day life's pain and sorrows that many like me have had to carry on because have not known how to let go of the baggage of hate that build in our hearts until we one day pray and see that all we had to do was led the darn baggage go and set your self free. I carried the baggage for 40 yrs and one man video was playing the right message of letting go of people in your life who were toxic even if they were your family members. So I prayed because I saw the light God was giving me permission to do so and I learned that all along in my life I've had seasoned moms in my lifetime.

THEME FILES: THEME LAYOUT TO BASE ON: OLD SITE: Overview: Basically, I hate the OLD site. We want to use a theme above and make some modifications to it. Below are links to the NEW THEME and an image to make modifications to it. This is a last min project and I wish I could be more detailed. Basically, just make the theme look like the JPG below. 3 Box Area: For the 3 Boxes use Effect 12 on this bootstrap page Additional sticky mobile CTA menu: On mobile (only) I want to have

my wordpres site is down due to malware, i need someone to clean script on each page ( there are multiple pages affected according to hosting security scan) and get the hosting company to approve that site has been cleaned. i hate wordpress. this happened every 3-4 months. beautiful site but wordpress security is terrible , always plugin update, always code injection. i am also getting lots of spam from contact us page. need to put a captch ( i am not a robot). let me know if you done this work before. i know lots of ppl know wordpress but cleaning hidden javascript can be tricky so only apply if u done this previously.

...Wowslider image slider which has been modified from the original standard Wowslider code. I now wish to use almost the identical format for a new Wowslider image slider. The existing slider contains erotic content, and therefore I would prefer a UK or possibly an EU bidder, but will consider bidders from further afield. I will not consider any bids at all from any Islamic country, and as much as I hate to say this, the current political climate in the USA compels me to exclude bidders from the United States. The current slider contains about twenty "letter-box format" slides, filenames are not displayed, and the actual transitions, speed and manual navigation, and the way the thumbnails appear below are all absolutely fine. Please don't tell me you want t...

I am looking for someone to be able to edit 2-3 a week for my YouTube channel. I hate editing and have therefore stopped even filming but I miss it and need to start filming again but I am looking for someone to take the stress of editing away from me. Someone that has experience in editing these types of videos would be ideal but if not someone willing to learn and happy to do some research on how they are generally edited if they are new to the beauty and lifestyle side. This will be an on going project so preferably someone that isn't going into a full time job in a few months as I would like to stick with the same person.

I need a logo designed. Hi I own a custom event/couture company that do custom items. I hate my business name but it has grown so fast I have to keep it so I now need a logo..

Need a program to scrape or crawl ebay links. Starting from this link: Which is all sold books in the USA. App would visit each link, remembering where it left off at, so as to resume at a later time. Example link: :g:9H0AAOSwAL9UbvUy Under "Item specifics" app would grab isbn, isbn 13, and sold price. Data would then be stored to a mysql db. Often times a book can be sold 5, 10, or 100 times or more. Database need only track up to the last 10 sales of each book. With the push of a button data would be exported from the database to a .csv file. If a given

Hi phpMaestro, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. can you take a look at my site. it works but i want to redo the look. Not sure if I have a budge...profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. can you take a look at my site. it works but i want to redo the look. Not sure if I have a budget to do from scratch but if you can quote either a redesign and another for a redo, I di not mind a new platform as I would hire someone like you to maintain with a monthly fee or whatever if that is the case. I just hate the bulky look of WP. is the site. please ping or email me your quote. mainly the redesign quote as I like your portfolio examples of the ones i looked at

..."noindex" tag for pages themselves and for anchor text. - No classifieds or mortgage, gaming, web directories, political. - No article directories, forums, web rings, or link directories. - No link farms, no link-exchange programs, no banned sites by Google, no illegal/scam/spam sites. - No exchange programs, rented links, FFA sites. - No gambling, adult & porn sites, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, no blacklisted or spam sites. - No directory submissions, forum posts, article submissions, links from guest books, yahoo groups, CL sites. - No use of automated software or bots. - No links from under construction pages. - No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links,...

..."noindex" tag for pages themselves and for anchor text. - No classifieds or mortgage, gaming, web directories, political. - No article directories, forums, web rings, or link directories. - No link farms, no link-exchange programs, no banned sites by Google, no illegal/scam/spam sites. - No exchange programs, rented links, FFA sites. - No gambling, adult & porn sites, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, no blacklisted or spam sites. - No directory submissions, forum posts, article submissions, links from guest books, yahoo groups, CL sites. - No use of automated software or bots. - No links from under construction pages. - No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links,...

I will need white hate SEO done for a new project I am working on called

I am playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends and we crea...because always had revenge in mind towards night elf's, the race that destroyed his village. a low life thief that only looks after his own people ( as long as he has interest to) he'll do almost anything for gold, and magical artifacts, and is totally willing to back-stab anyone for his own gain, anyone but Raphael that once saved his life and became "best-friends"(very competitive love/hate ones). (attached I send a partially painted Sketch Drawing) I'd like to have these dour characters in heroic poses, and looking as a team that has been working together for a long time, I leave the art style, the background and details to the artist, since I like to see and hear about how different peopl...

I need a logo designed. My company name is Paquette Ripa M...or P, R and M to make our new, modern logo. It should be 1.5" by 1.5" maximum. I have an idea. It's like a block letter P at a certain angle and then an R joined to it at another angle. Maybe made of pipes I meant round like pipes That's where you can get creative I don't care that much. Purple, blue whatever would look good Look at my website to see my old logo. I hate it. I used to do Corey Draw, so I kind of know what I want in my head. I just don't Ave the tools to understand what I mean about just using the letters P and R and making them 3d and sort of leaning on each other on an angle I dont mean real 3d I mean that it looks like it has depth, like the letter is coming...

I need a graphic designer who can create amazing graphics for my Mobile 2D Runner game. ~~~~~~~~~~Game Spec~~~~~~~~~~ Runner is a super star girl in game (celebrity)... and ha...cell phones, news vans -1 Coin, 1 Gem ~~~~~~~~~~Budget & Deadline~~~~~~~~~~ I want to hire u on hourly way. $10 hourly rate will be good. I have $200 as budget in my mind. I want u to complete this job within 5 days. $50~100 bonus will be paid according to your quality & speed. ~~~~~~~~~Why I post this job~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hired a designer, but he provided me poor quality graphics. I hate this graphics. It is poor. Main character is a super star(celebrity). So the graphics must be beautiful and colorful. ~~~~~~~graphics from old designer~~~~~~~ !ZwwjgbxS!Tnt0S3yBVDch44wfqiOJcQ

We are looking for an expert magento developer to make some little adjustments in our magento store. The adjustment details can be found inside the attachment zip file. The worker must have these : 1. Expertise with magento 2. Must have bitbucket account. 3. Mu...English 5. Must have his own public server to set up the project from git. 6. We must be able to access workers development instance over internet so we can track the progress anytime. 7. On each task completed worker must commit and push the work up on git. At day end worker must push current state as a day end commit. If don't meet any of the requirements do not waste your time bidding. We hate spam bid. If we find someone bidding without reading the details with generic message, we will report them to f...

Hey everyone I need a guy or a small team that is confident about their facebook marketing. I have a brand name fitbabez and the website is it is a fitness plan so my audience is women who wanna lose weight. I hate bid template on my projects so if you gonna do that I will ignore you how ever if you provide me some screenshots of your recent projects and sales I am most likely to contact you

The only class I absolutely paid attention in was art. I hate rules, I am a casualness person. In academic classes, the only way to gain a high score is to follow every steps. Unfamiliar with art class, I can do free style in my work, I enjoy it and that is why I chose this path. I have a dreamy nature. My ideas make my artworks unique because it always beyond anyone’s imagination. In my world, the word ‘impossible’ does not exist. I love fantasy, most of my art works are abstract and unreal. The artwork below shows my art creation, it means a ‘Scorpius’ girl lived in a normal city with an unrealistic mind, as the girl’s head is connecting to the outer space. The artwork might not be make sense, but it represents my real life. I love art, becaus...

So we have run our google shopping ads for almost 3 months. We still had 2 issues. 1. We have 2 ad groups, ad group 1 is targeting the big keyword and have 3 product feed (product A...2. Sometimes we are ranking high (for example top 3 in shopping tab), but we are not displaying in google search web. Pls explain us why if you know. WARNING: DO NOT BID if you don't understand exactly how to make our shopping ads showing on google searach web result, I am not talking about the rankings in shopping tab. (We have set our ads Delivery method to be accelerated). ************We hate the auto bidding without even viewing our project requirements, to apply this job please type************ I know how to fix the shopping ads displaying priority issue and make the shopping ads expo...

I would like you to make a rap (diss) song about Donald Trump. If you hate Donald Trump this project is for you. I would like for you to watch any of "Ricegum" diss tracks before make the song. What I would like in the rap... -I want a catchy chorus, then rap, chorus, rap, then conclusion. (End it with a bang) -Rap about how racist he is. -Put "grab em by the pussy" in the rap -Rap about the wall -rap about the Muslim ban -rap about how sexist he is -etc. Good Luck

I need a responsive website. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. My pet hate is going to a restaurant and a waitress not being around to serve you. I have produced an idea where an app can be created for a restaurant containig their menu where an app can be downloaded for each business. Customers can then place their order off their phone or given iPad/tablet and it is sent straight to the bar or kitchen. They can then place orders throughout their visit and paying for their meal through the app

I am playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends and we crea...because always had revenge in mind towards night elf's, the race that destroyed his village. a low life thief that only looks after his own people ( as long as he has interest to) he'll do almost anything for gold, and magical artifacts, and is totally willing to back-stab anyone for his own gain, anyone but Raphael that once saved his life and became "best-friends"(very competitive love/hate ones). (attached I send a partially painted Sketch Drawing) I'd like to have these dour characters in heroic poses, and looking as a team that has been working together for a long time, I leave the art style, the background and details to the artist, since I like to see and hear about how different peopl...

...text - No blocking, fake PR, banned by Google, Yahoo, Bing sites - No use of automated software or bots. - NO PING SITES. - No links from under construction pages. - No link farms and link exchange programs or web rings such as , , , etc., no rented links, FFA sites, adult & porn sites, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, cracking or hacking websites, no blacklisted or spam sites, links from "bad neighborhood" sites (e.g. link farms, porn and so on), ping sites, etc. - No scraped content, mirror sites, orphaned link pages, link schemes and sites overrun with contextual ads, popups, ads, sponsored links, intrusive advertising, classified sites, labeled links, etc. - No adult websites

I need some changes to an existing website. Im looking to get a facebook group shut down thats is not mine. It spreads hate speech

...English market, we have already been successful on the Europe-mainland. We are known all over Belgium, the Netherlands and the Belgian side of France. Due to a considerable success, we decided to expand our horizons. This includes the UK, Germany and all of France. Our atelier is established in Kortrijk, Belgium. Although the assignment can be executed all over the UK, Europe and even the world. We hate to put limits on your own capacities. MINIMUM DEMANDS: Experience in sales PREFERENCES : Experience and contacts in the sector, but no foreknowledge demanded WHAT DO WE HAVE TO OFFER YOU ? A fair and good wage, based solely on commission a long-term collaboration A chance to grow along with a young, dynamic company Responsability to find your own clients, select and approach t...

...preppers, survivalists, homesteaders, farmers, gardeners, permaculturists, woodworkers, DIY-ers, bushcraft experts, outdoor enthusiasts, hikers and doctors (survival medicine). We need high-quality articles of 1,700 words on average, written for the US public, conservative, right wing, 45 years or more, both genders. There is no upper word count limit, some pieces will be longer but one thing I hate is fluff. The budget is $30 per article, which may be increased after 10 articles if your writing is good. Requirements: - English as a first language (US, Canadian, Australian, British English etc.) - No fluff! We gave up on some good writers because they added too much stuff that wasn't necessary. We can tell if you know survival and preparedness. You will have t...

...preppers, survivalists, homesteaders, farmers, gardeners, permaculturists, woodworkers, DIY-ers, bushcraft experts, outdoor enthusiasts, hikers and doctors (survival medicine). We need high-quality articles of 1,700 words on average, written for the US public, conservative, right wing, 45 years or more, both genders. There is no upper word count limit, some pieces will be longer but one thing I hate is fluff. The budget is $30 per article, which may be increased after 10 articles if your writing is good. Requirements: - English as a first language (US, Canadian, Australian, British English etc.) - No fluff! We gave up on some good writers because they added too much stuff that wasn't necessary. We can tell if you know survival and preparedness. You will have t...

We are looking for an expert magento developer to make some little adjustments in our magento store. The adjustment details can be found inside the attachment zip file. The worker must have these : 1. Expertise with magento 2. Must have bitbucket account. 3. Mu...English 5. Must have his own public server to set up the project from git. 6. We must be able to access workers development instance over internet so we can track the progress anytime. 7. On each task completed worker must commit and push the work up on git. At day end worker must push current state as a day end commit. If don't meet any of the requirements do not waste your time bidding. We hate spam bid. If we find someone bidding without reading the details with generic message, we will report them to f...

...redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links, flash sites/pages, hidden links, no string parameters, session ID's, etc. - No link farms and link exchange programs or web rings such as [url removed, login to view], [url removed, login to view], [url removed, login to view], [url removed, login to view] etc., no rented links, FFA sites, gambling, adult & porn sites, pharmacy, hate or anything even remotely unethical...