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My budget for this project is $50 so feel free to bid more than the $30 range cap. This should be a simple job for someone who knows WP and Apache. If it turns into some giant cluster we can talk about revising the fee. However, I think that is unlikely. Here's the problem. I am running WP 4.7.5 and Apache 2.4.6 on CentOS. I have a mission-critical plugin that requir..."AllowOverride On" and "Options FollowSymLinks". No effect. So here's what I'll do: the winning bidder will receive the url, an admin login, and copies of the vhost conf and .htaccess file. (Sorry I can't provide access to the server via ssh or sftp.) . I can install changes to the Apache files for you and I'll do my best to be online when you need me. Meanwhile, I ...

i recently start a my own company (Root System) in Addis Ababa, and i need to Boost my facebook page ( ) in Ethiopian users , and SEO my website on google and other search engine. when i search Root System on google it come the Root System ! of plants!! i hate that. hit me your idea on this.

I want to sell a website on Flippa...com/8840527-freeter-io You will need to proofread/improve these sections from listing: Main goal of text is to sell a website for as much money as possible. Using my text (improved by you) you must 'place' specific thoughts in potential buyer's head. Thoughts like 'This site is amazing', "I need to buy it", "This site will make me rich - I want it desperately!", "I hate spammers - reply with BumbleBee word or I'll discard your proposition" and so on. In my opinion a successful candidate must have these characteristics: 1) Know human psychology, in particular 'marketing/sales' psychology 2) Be a native English speaker 3) Have previous experience creating 'sales&...

Hi I have a one page profile as a consultant/coach which I would like to 'polish' but I hate the typical marketing exaggerated wordings as one of my core value is integrity. Would you be willing to look at the document and tell me your cost for improving this? So you get a feel for me I would give you link to linkedIn, website, some documents I made to prepare a rebranding (let's say I promise to not send more than 5 pages and the 2 links I mentioned above to save you time) . As a first step I will send the profile which gives you the given structure. And could you also tell me how much you would charge to revise my linkedIn profile based on material (the same max 5 pages from my rebranding work) ? Cheers, from Perth Australia

For this WordPress based site: I managed (or mangled) an install with a template reasonably close to what I'm after but I clearly need help. Template itself is ok but no real objection to some...page that goes with the site in an effort to draw FB visitors over to website. That means a FB compatible comment plug in so people can use their FaceBook credentials to post without registering (or to post both places at once). I see a lot of those on newspaper sites but haven't dug for the plug-in yet. Yes, I have GoDaddy. Yes, I know you hate GoDaddy. Everyone hates GoDaddy. (... and after they sold my info to every 'partner' on the planet... I hate them too.) No, I'm not looking for a new webhost right now. Maybe later. I want to get the site up &...

Only if you can seo Arabic Website / if you can Seo Arabic website / monthly work pay weekly i need slow leagel seo my website Arabic website only white hate can wait result for 3-6 months i will pay weekly thanks contact for url and keywords

...image sharing, search engines submission & classified back links are not accepted. No article directories, forums, web rings, or link directories. No link farms, no link-exchange programs, no banned sites by Google, no illegal/scam/spam sites. No exchange programs, rented links, FFA sites. No blog comment spamming, no ping, no links within newsgroups. No gambling, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, no blacklisted or spam sites. No use of automated software. No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links, flash sites/pages, hidden links, no string parameters, session ID's, etc. 16) All links must be from different domains that my website does not have a link there. One bac...

...survivalists, homesteaders, farmers, gardeners, permaculturists, woodworkers, DIY-ers, bushcraft experts, outdoor enthusiasts, hikers and doctors who can write about survival medicine. We need high-quality articles of 1,700 words on average, written for the US public, conservative, right wing, 45 years or more, both genders. There is no upper word count limit, some pieces will be longer but one thing I hate is fluff. Requirements: - English as a first language (US, Canadian, Australian, British English etc.) - No fluff! We gave up on some good writers because they added too much stuff that wasn't necessary. We can tell if you know survival and preparedness. You will have to edit your documents for brevity and clarity. - The content needs to be 100% unique and...

We are looking for Serious writers to use for 30 days and give us your feedback. The document should contain: You are hired for a job how do you do your research? How do you manage your research and notes today? What do you like about Sorc'd What do you hate about Sorc'd It would be amazing if??? Final product should be published on your blog. Sorc'd will provide 1 year access to our premium service at no charge. You can see a one minute overview of the platform here We are happy to give a quick tutorial prior to kicking off the program. CAPTURE ANYWHERE, USE IT EVERYWHERE! By seamlessly integrating into your existing research and writing process, Sorc’d empowers you to save, share and create more relevant content. KEY BENEFITS OF USING

This is a project that I'm working on under my independent multi-media entertainment company Open Your Eyes Media. I am telling a sto...I'm working on. Then there will be a novel which will lead into a feature length film. All of this stuff will hopefully start to be released by the end of this year and throughout next year. The whole project is about human consciousness and human connection. And that is the story I am telling. There are people with powers that exist in a world where everyone knows about them. There are people who hate them and want them wiped out. They kidnap people with powers and try to harness there powers to find a way to stop them. It goes horribly wrong and they kill most of humanity. I am looking for someone to do the CGI for the powers that are p...

We had a website developed that had its mail hosted with Media Temple. We hate the platform and want to switch all of our emails across from Media Temple to Google, as well as create a few new email addresses too. We also do not want to lose our emails that are currently in our Media Temple platform, so if there's a way to transfer them all across, we'd like that to be a priority.

...Kosovo or albanian language speakers only + Fans must be more than 50 friends + All fans must be real people with active Facebook pages (no fake accounts) or accounts at risk of being suspended soon. + Nothing Illegal! + Nothing that will get the account suspended or deleted. + No bots, blackhat, farmville or other games. + No Spamming + No Fans, Followers, Viewers with illegal, pornographic, hate, or racist content + Fans must have profile pictures + No duplicate, abstract or nude type profiles pictures, + No duplicate name for same profile picture PAYMENT TERMS 25% - 2500 FANS 25% - 5000 FANS 25% - 8750 FANS Left 25% will be released after 15 days of completing projects to justify that likes are not decreasing & accounts are not getting banned. CAUTION...

I have an api in which I have around 40.000 training courses and I have to connect / convert them into my own courses and course providers mysql database every night. It's the api from springest dot nl Please reply only when you can make this fast and cheap, and when you have experience with api's. Also state 'cursusvoor' in your reply, as I hate spammers that don't read...

Website design is needed for simple Website whose sole purpose is to allow user to download free software. Please read more here: This work is good for raising start junior designer to build up your portfolio. Unfertunately budget is low but also Webiste is very tiny, just few pages. Provide links to some of your past w...user to download free software. Please read more here: This work is good for raising start junior designer to build up your portfolio. Unfertunately budget is low but also Webiste is very tiny, just few pages. Provide links to some of your past works (not required). Stat your bid by answering this: how many planets are in your solar system? (Sorry I hate reading automatic bid messages)

Hi there, I trust you're doing great and business is moving just fine I see you need top quality article for your business Are you tired of long boring or carbon copy contents? Your troubles are over. I WILL CREATIVELY write a well researched 10, 000 Words article well researched and original at $400. I hate plagiarism! Any content I provide you is 100% unique and all rights reserved to you. With my 8 years experience as a writer and social media marketer, I can provide you the best that will improve your business. Kindly let me know if the job is still available Best regards Sam

I need someone to write an online bio, and killer LinkedIn profile; I am in the commercial real estate field. I have real content and accomplishments to write about, but these items have been on my to-do list forever because I HATE writing about myself. I think this would be a super easy job for the right person. HELP!

*** please ONLY respond if you have demonstrable experience in building complex agents *** we are developing a web based application integrated with we need help with designing agents, intents and entities in the project is quite large because we need to support a large variety of topics *** please ONLY respond if you have demonstrable experience in bui...AI we need help with designing agents, intents and entities in the project is quite large because we need to support a large variety of topics *** please ONLY respond if you have demonstrable experience in building complex agents. if you do, please send an overview of this work via chat. if you don't really have such experience, please save your and my time, and don't apply. we hate spam. thanks. ***

Hallo, ich brauche ein Design für ein t-shirt Thema: Reisen,fernweh,Freiheit. mit dem Text: there is no reason to do shit you hate, none.

...survivalists, homesteaders, farmers, gardeners, permaculturists, woodworkers, DIY-ers, bushcraft experts, outdoor enthusiasts, hikers and doctors who can write about survival medicine. We need high-quality articles of 1,700 words on average, written for the US public, conservative, right wing, 45 years or more, both genders. There is no upper word count limit, some pieces will be longer but one thing I hate is fluff. Requirements: - English as a first language (US, Canadian, Australian, British English etc.) - No fluff! We gave up on some good writers because they added too much stuff that wasn't necessary. We can tell if you know survival and preparedness. You will have to edit your documents for brevity and clarity. - The content needs to be 100% unique and...

...survivalists, homesteaders, farmers, gardeners, permaculturists, woodworkers, DIY-ers, bushcraft experts, outdoor enthusiasts, hikers and doctors who can write about survival medicine. We need high-quality articles of 1,700 words on average, written for the US public, conservative, right wing, 45 years or more, both genders. There is no upper word count limit, some pieces will be longer but one thing I hate is fluff. Requirements: - English as a first language (US, Canadian, Australian, British English etc.) - No fluff! We gave up on some good writers because they added too much stuff that wasn't necessary. We can tell if you know survival and preparedness. You will have to edit your documents for brevity and clarity. - The content needs to be 100% unique and...

hi we need Social Signals for youtube videos each one video must have 100 reddit upvotes 100 reddit comments 100 reddit posts 100 linkedin 100 google plus 100 fb likes 100 fb shares 100 fb coment 100 StumbleUpon 100 Pinterest 100 Delicious 100 instagram pleas give offer for that we will work video by video for long time all work must be white hate real human work high quality only

Hello, my original idea was to join the tattoo (scorpion) of my shoulder with the tattoo of my forearm (3 words) with a new tribal style tattoo from my upper arm until my forearm and having in the center have three letters L, M and C. I went with a professional tattoo artist and he made a design direct in my skin that can be seen in the photos. I hate it, so I need a custom design that takes as a baseline the actual draw. To facilitate the design, I made a copy of the design on tracing paper (first attach)

i need to rank this channel in this keywords belly dance - belly dancing - belly dance costumes - belly dance videos all work must be white hate work avoid pand / penjmine problem please give me your offer time / price / count of links visitors my ch thanks

...Google guidelines for building links must be followed. • Absolutely NO links from websites with a google penalty or google ban. Website Types we DO NOT want links from: • Ping Sites • Link Farms • Directory Sites • Article Directories/Submission sites • Under Construction sites or Parked Domains • Torrent Sites • Gambling Sites • Adult Sites • Hacking Sites • Hate Sites • Forums • Guestbooks • Classifieds • link exchange programs • Pharmacy sites • Sites with intrusive advertising such as popups or popunder advertising • Sites containing malware or malicious scripts • No pages with more than 100 external links on them The fo...

I am looking for a copy editor who could help me with my writing. Most of my writing is for websites offering information on professional legal services. It ...should consider the owner of the website, the lawyer, for his or her own legal needs. Sometimes I get stuck, finding that my last 3 sentences have all begun the same way. I've decided that if I could find someone to review and mark up a couple of articles that I have written for style, I could probably improve. For this project, I am thinking review and critique a 500 to 750 word article. I hate automated FL proposals, and I doubt anyone sending an me one could assist me. So to show that you have read what I write, and that your writing level is above mine so you can correct and offer help to me, please mark your p...

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...statistics. Further sources will need to be added after the fact checking is completed. This is because I forgot to save every web page from which I collected data/statistics, so google will be your friend in this case :) Typeface suggestions. The final draft of my book is written in Comic Sans. I choose this font because it’s easy to read and because of it’s visual impact. Readers either like or hate this font. This font fits well with the polarising nature of my book. Other font suggestions are welcome. Clearly the less mainstream and more polarising the typeface, the greater the impact on the reader. Kindle conversion/converting the final document into epub format. Publishing layout for the paperback. Trim size: 5.5 x 8.5 inches (216 x 140mm). The ...

Hi, is an online baby clothing store that a translation website is of bebetos.nl. I want to have more traffic of organic traffic, i am already using seo yoast of wordpress and google webmaster. I want to know what you can do for this, yes i now linkbuilding you gonna say but what more? O yeah I wanna work with white hate gr

Be 100% sure that you have read this entire description. I have a site build on top of ASP.NET Core. On the front end, it uses Angular 4. This site uses Node to render the site on the server side before sending it to the ...should be able verify this by turning off javascript in a browser. 4. Select2 renders on the client side. 5. Work with the site via our source control. 6. Select2 uses a data source to populate its items. 7. Select2 installed and working on a single page on the site. Technologies in use: 1. Asp.Net Core. 2. Angular 4 3. Bootstrap 3 4. Webpack 5. NodeJS 6. jQuery Finally, I hate the spammed, copy and pasted bids that plague this site. In order to easily filter those out, in the first sentence of your response, please tell me the sum o...

Be 100% sure that you have read this entire description. I have a site build on top of ASP.NET Core. On the front end, it uses Angular 4. This site uses Node to render the site on the server side before sending it to the ...should be able verify this by turning off javascript in a browser. 4. Select2 renders on the client side. 5. Work with the site via our source control. 6. Select2 uses a data source to populate its items. 7. Select2 installed and working on a single page on the site. Technologies in use: 1. Asp.Net Core. 2. Angular 4 3. Bootstrap 3 4. Webpack 5. NodeJS 6. jQuery Finally, I hate the spammed, copy and pasted bids that plague this site. In order to easily filter those out, in the first sentence of your response, please tell me the sum o...

Must show URL of similar prior work in the FIRST SENTENCE or will be deleted I only care for similar work/experiences. I HATE GENERIC PROPOSALS! i can spot them from reading just the first sentence and will delete your proposal without reading the details. If you could show me back end of your work would be better. DEALS AND COUPON SITE Main Features: -On page SEO -Multi language support. -Multi currency support. -Search engine friendly pages. -Automatic keywords, page titles, meta tags generator. -Custom Meta tags and page titles. -Deal posting wall with product details and comments -Custom Content Management System (CMS) from where you can edit text, add images, add links and edit meta tags. -Table less design for homepage and other important ranking page...

I have a prank gift site called that sends evil fortune cookies to people you hate. Would love to work with an experienced marketer with expertise in facebook/instagram advertising/audience targeting. Let me know if you're interested. :D

...one at a time. You will review this and then type your description into a textbox and submit it. A running count of your submissions will be kept and shown to you. I'm looking for proper and correct English, but some slang is OK when appropriate. A term like "badass" is fine because it's a common descriptive tattoo culture word. However, no curse words, crude sexual references, or any kind of hate language should be used. Obviously. Each description will eligible for payment once it has been approved (as each milestone is reached). If you want to make a bid, please write a sample description for each of the two fonts in the sample zipfile for this job. Also, if you can provide information and samples from previous work you've done like this, that...

...accepted. - No links from rel="nofollow" or "noindex" tag for pages themselves and for anchor text - No banned by Google, Yahoo, Bing sites - No use of automated software or bots. - No ping sites. - No links from under construction pages. - No link farms and link exchange programs or web rings such, no rented links, FFA sites, adult & porn sites, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, cracking or hacking websites, no blacklisted or spam sites, links from "bad neighborhood" sites (e.g. link farms, porn and so on), ping sites, etc. - NO ARTICLE or Directory Sites, No Spammy Comments. - No scraped content, mirror sites, orphaned link pages, link schemes and sites overrun with contextual ads, ...

...accepted. - No links from rel="nofollow" or "noindex" tag for pages themselves and for anchor text - No banned by Google, Yahoo, Bing sites - No use of automated software or bots. - No ping sites. - No links from under construction pages. - No link farms and link exchange programs or web rings such, no rented links, FFA sites, adult & porn sites, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, cracking or hacking websites, no blacklisted or spam sites, links from "bad neighborhood" sites (e.g. link farms, porn and so on), ping sites, etc. - NO ARTICLE or Directory Sites, No Spammy Comments. - No scraped content, mirror sites, orphaned link pages, link schemes and sites overrun with contextual ads, ...

Are you the confident sales person we’re looking for? Are you motivated and ready to take on any challenge? Do you hate when your income is capped even though you’re developing your skills...? Spark Marketing Agency is looking for salespeople to bring their amazing service into the world and impact the lives of local business owners who don’t know how to take advantage of the new age of Social Media. Duties & Responsibilities: - You come across as confident and enthusiastic about the product you’re selling - You can handle constructive criticism and use it to better yourself - You can handle rejection like a boss and don’t get demotivated easily - You have a Growth-mindset; you realize that character is more important than skills - - in m...

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Hi sellbuyfast, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. This is a fundraiser for a charity, that provide counseling for at-risk teens that live on the street. If you and your will run for 3 months. It is a campaign with a theme for unity relative to all the hate in the world today. We will agree on a initial starting fee and then the sky is the limit in terms of getting bunny sales and your commission. Each bunny sold, is a dollar donation to charity and the same can be give to our coordinator. Please let's discuss project and salary... thanks!

...high standards of quality, durability, and finish that is made to last. The term "bulletproof" as I see it, means the product is designed to be very simple, functional, and easy to use as well as maintain through disassembly, assembly and repair. we endeavor to make products that our customers will wish to say, "I wish I designed that". We abhor mediocre design and engineering and we know customers hate it when they try to repair something and they can't get at some bolt or screw to disassemble it because the designers failed to take disassembly into account. In essence bulletproof design means our design is the best product for the job and we have taken every facet of the design and manufacturing process into account and tested our designs thoroughly to ...

i have this change few point.................... changing point. line products showing 5 but we want 3 because products title will be long and image want little big. u put mouse any image home page/category page u can see wish list/compare this products..............this both option wa...like this site type changes need header+products details page+footer i created images.u can see it and compare with live demo url............u will I MARKED WHERE NEED CHANGES. i have very very little for this i can pay 1000 to place bid only opencart expert freelancer. dont place bid if anyone not ready with our we hate waste of time.

This is a call to action...relative to hate and diviseness...I have 3 months to get people to "Join in " and get involved. I want to reach college students as well as others. I need someone with social media know how that can use all the social media marketing tools available to help me reach my goal. I want the job to be for a start up fee of $50 but the real pay off will be in fundraising, the right person can really make money for a good cause and themselves..

I need a code removed. On my site, if you like something it will repeat showing the person who liked it. I hate when it does that. I put a screenshot showing how somebody liked a picture and yet it comes up showing that he liked the picture. I need somebody who knows how to remove a code preventing this from happening. If you are that good please let me know asap. If you do not know how to do it, please do not contact me. This is very important. If you can do this, I have a error code coming up on my advertising section that I will need repaired. Please contact me asap. This project is very micro. You should be able to go right to it and remove the code that allows this to happen.

We are in need of an another web developer, to be working on multiple projects. We require voice or video contact on daily basis. We Prefer a individual freelancer, but agencies will be considered given that they provide a dedicated contact person, i hate to explain my needs everyday to a someone new. We have a change in hosting account so we need to maintain and transfer those websites over. You need to have a go daddy account, if you don't have it then create an account its free, its necessary for us to delegate you access to our account. We need to launch quite a few new websites with minor custom work required on templates. Mostly WordPress but not limited too. Speed in production will be promptly monitored. Experience in Photoshop is a needed, or you need to have ...

I need a new website. I need you to design and build my online store. Hello I'm a wedding and event stylist who recently purchased a retail store. I'm hoping please that someone may be able to create a website where c...store. Hello I'm a wedding and event stylist who recently purchased a retail store. I'm hoping please that someone may be able to create a website where clients can purchase clothing, and other accessories as well as purchase services or enquire about services - basically combining my pre existing business () with my new store. I made the prior website myself and I actually hate it. I need someone that I can send ideas to and they can make it reality. It also needs to connect to a POS system which I currently do not have, as well as be mobile ...

Qualified and serious bidders only! - Fans must be from world wide. - All fans must be real people with active Facebook pages (no fake accounts) or accounts at risk of being suspended soon. - Nothing Illegal! - Nothing that will get my account suspended or deleted. - NO bots, NO Blackhat techniques, NO Farmville or any other game - No Fans, Followers, Viewers with illegal, pornographic, hate, or racist content - Fans must have profile pictures - All fans must have 50 or more friends and a minimum of 5 personal photos - All fans must have status updated that go back maximum of 5 days - All likes should be from persons who are 18 or older - No duplicate, abstract or nude type profiles pictures, - No duplicate name for same profile picture - be aware that every profile wil...

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i have this change few point.................... changing point. line products showing 5 but we want 3 because products title will be long and image want little big. u put mouse any image home page/category page u can see wish list/compare this products..............this both option wa...like this site type changes need header+products details page+footer i created images.u can see it and compare with live demo url............u will I MARKED WHERE NEED CHANGES. i have very very little for this i can pay 1000 to place bid only opencart expert freelancer. dont place bid if anyone not ready with our we hate waste of time.

...system, gender equality, dating or even weed. We aren't just showing you the world's controversies. We are exposing you to a world of possibilities and perspectives where you can now engage and find creative solutions to today’s controversies you by doing what you love, speaking up and uniting with the world around you. Let's cease this trend of using technology to isolate ourselves and let’s end the hate and come together. Unite as one world. Social media has the power to enlighten a generation. I have raised a small amount of initial funding for my vision and am looking for marketers to help launch my product and reach our goal userbase of half a million by the end of August 2017. The job will be implementing my ideas for marketing and creating uniq...

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