Kannada dirty funny sms jobs
I'm looking for an artist to draw a cartoon-style rendering of Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob SquarePants. It should be drawn in black and white, and should measure up to 8x10 inches in size. I am looking for a cartoon-style drawing with clean lines and a strong sense of characterization. If she co...lines and a strong sense of characterization. If she could have a large sun visor on, a Fanny pack with a large notepad hanging from the Fanny pack down her leg a beach shirt and capri pants that would be perfect! We lost a family member who showed up to the beach one day like this waiting on a call from her son who was in boot camp and the entire family though she looked ridiculous but it was so funny! The visor she had on was really big! Im going to get a small tattoo of this. Her n...
...two distinct user types: AGENTS and PROVIDERS. Implement verification procedures for phone and email for both user types. Enable subscription payment functionality using directpayonline for AGENTS. Set up redirection to respective user dashboards upon successful registration. For PROVIDERS, design a registration form for account creation, incorporating document upload for verification. Implement SMS gateway integration, adapting dynamically based on the user's country. Integrate validation for phone and email during registration. Enable basic account setup for AGENTS and document upload for PROVIDERS, with appropriate dashboard access limitations while awaiting verification. Milestone 3: User Flow Logic and Skeleton Creation Develop a skeletal structure for the web app, enc...
The run button is not working in this Excel file I need an Excel expert to check this for me and correct it. Thank you
I am looking for a voice artist who can bring to life an old, funny Gen-Z character for my project. The character should sound like a middle-aged individual, ideally 45 and above. I am open to suggestions when it comes to specific accents or dialects for the character, so the voice artist can showcase their creativity in this aspect. The tone of the character's voice should be comedic, as the character will be delivering humorous lines and engaging in comedic situations. Ideal skills and experience for the job include: Language Hindi - Experience in voice acting and character voice creation - Ability to portray a middle-aged character convincingly - Versatility in accents and dialects, with a focus on comedic delivery - Strong comedic timing and ability to bring humor to th...
I am looking for a MULESOFT developer to assist me with the following tasks: Implement common core connector Error handler Common resources library SMS system API Email Complete design file will be given after biding. This task is small and hence expected to be completed in 2 days I already have existing MULESOFT components and flows that need to be integrated and modified. The timeline for this project is ASAP. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Strong knowledge of MULESOFT development - Experience with API integration If you have the necessary skills and can work within a tight timeline, please submit your proposal.
I am looking for a freelancer to develop a Telegram bot that can receive SMS messages. The preferred programming language for the bot is Python. I have a specific SMS API in mind that I would like the freelancer to use. The ideal candidate for this project should have experience in: - Developing Telegram bots - Programming in Python - Integrating APIs into applications Skills and experience in the following areas are also a plus: - SMS messaging - Working with APIs - Handling user input and data processing The main functionality of the bot will be to receive SMS messages and process them accordingly. The freelancer will need to integrate the specified SMS API into the bot and ensure that it can receive messages seamlessly. If you are confident in yo...
I am looking for a developer to create a simple SMPP to HTTP translator for sending and receiving SMS messages using PHP. Our company handles the actually SMS messaging. Requirement is just to simulate an SMPP server so that our customers can connect via SMPP and then the new application will translate this into HTTP POSTs to a URL on our server for sending messages. And for receiving message, our server will HTTP POST requests to the new application which will then connect to our customer's SMPP server and pass on the message data. Please read attached Spec PDF before responding to this project. Thanks
1) Email Confirmation - *Yes* 2) SMS confirmation - * Yes * 3) Transaction ID - *Yes* 4) This BTC , ETH& USDT :can be split - *Yes* 5) This BTC , ETH& USDT : can be used for trading - *Yes* 6) Blockchain and all other wallets with a validity period of 60 to 180 days. 7) How many times can it be transferred from my Blockchain wallet - unlimited 8) No balance required and works 100% with zero balance 9) converted to usdt Flash BTC , ETH& USDT : 1. goes to all wallets, to all exchanges. into any parts. 3. at least 6 transactions (applies to the part that you send). 5. When putting up for auction or exchanging for another cryptocurrency, 2a confirmation passes, only the last transaction can be tracked. 6. mixed with the original.
Sell on Amazon Lint rollers with Plastic Scraper & Plastic blade included to easily remove dirty sheets from the roller. Very difficult for Lint roller users with no fingernails, bad eyesight, elderly, gets frustrated easily trying to get the stupid sheet to tear...! Need Professional Photographer to take pics that comply with Amazon photo requirements. Lowest price necessary. Thank you.
I am looking for a creative animator to create TikTok cookie dance animations for my book influencer social media. My instagram is @Bakingupboyfriends about swoonworthy book and movie characters. I want to make an ongoing series of funny dance videos, maybe 20s each, including the book heroes in cookie form to appeal to readers on instagram and tiktok. Number of videos depend on pricing for each. I'm thinking something like Magic Mike style 'strip' dance by cookies such as Snape from Harry Potter, or the lanky, Yoga-obsessed vampire Matthew Clairmont from the Discovery of Witches. Backgrounds they dance through would be from or reminiscent of the world of the movie/ tv series. Skills and Experience: - Strong animation skills with experience in creating engaging and ...
...presenting our products/services to generate sales leads and close deals. As an Outbound Sales Representative, you will play a vital role in driving our business growth and building strong relationships with prospective clients. You will have the opportunity to showcase your excellent communication and negotiation skills, while maintaining a friendly and professional approach. Responsibilities: Setup sms automations in your laptop and extract warm leads from the outreach. Conduct outbound cold calls to potential customers with the aim of generating sales leads and securing new business opportunities. Utilize a provided script and product knowledge to effectively communicate the features, benefits, and value propositions of our products/services. Build rapport and establish stron...
...believe that developing a bot script can greatly streamline this process and improve efficiency. The key features I envision for this appointment bot script include: Automatic monitoring: The script should continuously check for available appointment slots on the VFS website. Notification system: It should notify me immediately when new appointment slots become available, preferably through email, SMS or telegram. Customization options: It would be ideal to have options to specify preferred locations and any other relevant preferences. I understand that developing such a script requires a comprehensive understanding of web scraping, automation, and possibly interaction with the VFS website's API. If you have experience in these areas, I believe we can work together to c...
I am looking to design a series of e-commerce sock designs with a funny and playful theme. I have specific colors and patterns in mind that I'd like to use and I'm looking for 1-3 designs. I have the digital assets and design ideas the overall job should take about 30 minutes to complete, , I look forward to seeing what you come up with!
...IMMEDIATELY AND WORK CONTINuOUSLY UNTIL FINISHED. PLEASE WORK THROUGH THE WEEKEND. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH EXCUSES. YOU MUST HAVE OPEN AVAILABILITY. I want you to make some changes to my custom SMS sending software. I did a little tour here: I won't give you access until we have an accepted agreement. I also want you to add the capability to send out emails, RVMs and MMS I also want you to add a campaigns section where if I upload a selected list, it will automatically put them into an autoresponder sequence that will send them SMS, RVM and emails at specified intervals that I select (immediately, wait 1 day, etc.). I currently have slybroadcast for RVM so that might be the best fit for RVM. not sure who we should use for email
I am looking for a talented designer...graphic design skills - Experience in logo and branding design - Ability to create visually appealing banners for social media platforms - Knowledge of business card design principles I have included some images of other companies in the industry and 4wd clubs, this is to give you ideas. I DO NOT want any of these copied in any way. 4WDing is all about tough cars, going through mud and getting dirty, difficult terrain rocks etc. Spending time with friends. I am open to different ideas. I do not want anything that comes from a template, if I see a templated entry it will be rejected without comment. No AI generated entries. No Black and White Please! No Clip Art. This is a design contest. Don't know why but most people assume the red ...
...development (first smiles, coos, etc.). Social interactions (responses to family members, recognizing voices). Chapter 4: Cherished Memories: Space to document special moments and experiences. First outing, meeting pets, first holiday, etc. Personal reflections from parents. Chapter 5: Sleep Patterns: Tracking sleep routines and changes. Sleep training experiences. Funny or memorable sleep-related stories. Chapter 6: Feeding Journey: Record of breastfeeding, formula feeding, or introducing solids. Baby's reactions to new foods. Weaning process and transitioning. Chapter 7: Developing Personality: Notable personality traits emerging over time. First laughs, cries, and expressions. Interactions with siblings or pets. ...
...vlogs. The ideal candidate should have experience in clean and professional editing styles and can do videos quick. I have 30+ videos that need editing and I do 10 more videos monthly. Looking for a long term editor not someone that is already too busy. Requirements: - Experience in editing poker vlogs (must know the game) - Proficiency in creating clean and professional edits (make memes and funny things) - Ability to work with gameplay footage, commentary, and additional footage such as interviews and behind-the-scenes clips - Finish in under 5 days Skills needed: - Video editing software proficiency - Attention to detail - English skills to cut the voice overs If you are a talented video editor who can create clean and professional edits for poker vlogs and meet a tight d...
...IMMEDIATELY AND WORK CONTINuOUSLY UNTIL FINISHED. PLEASE WORK THROUGH THE WEEKEND. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH EXCUSES. YOU MUST HAVE OPEN AVAILABILITY. I want you to make some changes to my custom SMS sending software. I did a little tour here: I won't give you access until we have an accepted agreement. I also want you to add the capability to send out emails, RVMs and MMS I also want you to add a campaigns section where if I upload a selected list, it will automatically put them into an autoresponder sequence that will send them SMS, RVM and emails at specified intervals that I select (immediately, wait 1 day, etc.). I currently have slybroadcast for RVM so that might be the best fit for RVM. not sure who we should use for email
Hi i need a rebranding of My client barber studio I will attach a screenshot. I need some creative works and arts for full rebranding of facebook and logotype. We are going also to make flyers and business cards. You are welcomed to attach them. We are giving u free space to make all of t...rebranding of My client barber studio I will attach a screenshot. I need some creative works and arts for full rebranding of facebook and logotype. We are going also to make flyers and business cards. You are welcomed to attach them. We are giving u free space to make all of that, and give urself a space for creativity. Treat it as a art, put a heart into it. We really appreciate every style, from funny to professional, unique and creative ideas are rated more! I hope u will be creative! ...
We have a working android app. We want the following modifications to be done to it. 1) Hiding few menus 2) Making modifications to two forms 3) Adding a button to send an OTP to customer through SMS and manually entering the OTP received by the customer. Our web team will send OTP to the customer from our server.
...IMMEDIATELY AND WORK CONTINuOUSLY UNTIL FINISHED. PLEASE WORK THROUGH THE WEEKEND. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH EXCUSES. YOU MUST HAVE OPEN AVAILABILITY. I want you to make some changes to my custom SMS sending software. I did a little tour here: I won't give you access until we have an accepted agreement. I also want you to add the capability to send out emails, RVMs and MMS I also want you to add a campaigns section where if I upload a selected list, it will automatically put them into an autoresponder sequence that will send them SMS, RVM and emails at specified intervals that I select (immediately, wait 1 day, etc.). I currently have slybroadcast for RVM so that might be the best fit for RVM. not sure who we should use for email
...Features and Improvements: Avoiding Double Appointments: Our platform ensures that no overlapping appointments are booked for the same time slot, preventing any scheduling conflicts. Estimated Service Times: Each appointment is allotted an estimated duration, allowing the platform to automatically manage and schedule subsequent appointments accordingly. Appointment Reminders: Clients receive SMS reminders four hours prior to their appointment, reducing no-shows and improving overall efficiency. Worker Notifications: Business owners and workers are instantly notified of new bookings, ensuring timely communication and efficient management of their schedule. Individual Worker Availability: Each worker can set their own working hours and availability, ensuring optimal scheduling...
We go to a website and run a report, that report produces a csv file. The csv file has the days data for a staff member. We have to sms the staff member their data the following day. We have all the phone numbers for the staff member but they wont be in the csv report run off the website. The website has a login and password, then you have to click several things, then run a report and export the report as an excel file, I have attached pictures of what needs to be automated. I have also attached what the report looks like. The same person won't be in the same cell etc each time as there are different staff on for different days and also a different number of staff each day. I do not have access or know anything about the api or anything like that for the website. I just have...
...write a comedy script for a video that will be longer than 7 minutes and will have a slapstick style. The intended audience is teens and young adults. The script needs to be original and tailored to an audience of teens and young adults. It should be creative and engaging, with plenty of humor that will keep the audience laughing. The script should include all the elements necessary to make a funny and successful video that will keep viewers entertained. The ideal candidate should have experience in comedic writing and should be able to adeptly integrate the slapstick style for maximum entertainment. It is important that visuals are given serious consideration when writing the script to make sure the video is engaging and humorous. If you believe you have the necessary qualif...
I am looking for a skilled photo album maker to create a marriage photo album for me. I have around 250 photos ,The photo album should have between 20-30 pages. It need few edits ,collage and text edition(English/Kannada) and need to done in standard and modern way. also album needs to be delivered to my home address via courier once completed . If you have a portfolio or previous work that showcases your skills ,please respond with few samples and price quote .
...IMMEDIATELY AND WORK CONTINuOUSLY UNTIL FINISHED. PLEASE WORK THROUGH THE WEEKEND. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH EXCUSES. YOU MUST HAVE OPEN AVAILABILITY. I want you to make some changes to my custom SMS sending software. I did a little tour here: I won't give you access until we have an accepted agreement. I also want you to add the capability to send out emails, RVMs and MMS I also want you to add a campaigns section where if I upload a selected list, it will automatically put them into an autoresponder sequence that will send them SMS, RVM and emails at specified intervals that I select (immediately, wait 1 day, etc.). I currently have slybroadcast for RVM so that might be the best fit for RVM. not sure who we should use for email
Hi Sanjaykumar M., the app that you built for my deaf mom is not working offline properly. I cannot send the SOS sms to my caretaker. Can you refix the app and give me a new apk file through other platforms?
...IMMEDIATELY AND WORK CONTINuOUSLY UNTIL FINISHED. PLEASE WORK THROUGH THE WEEKEND. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH EXCUSES. YOU MUST HAVE OPEN AVAILABILITY. I want you to make some changes to my custom SMS sending software. I did a little tour here: I won't give you access until we have an accepted agreement. I also want you to add the capability to send out emails, RVMs and MMS I also want you to add a campaigns section where if I upload a selected list, it will automatically put them into an autoresponder sequence that will send them SMS, RVM and emails at specified intervals that I select (immediately, wait 1 day, etc.). I currently have slybroadcast for RVM so that might be the best fit for RVM. not sure who we should use for email
...IMMEDIATELY AND WORK CONTINuOUSLY UNTIL FINISHED. PLEASE WORK THROUGH THE WEEKEND. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH EXCUSES. YOU MUST HAVE OPEN AVAILABILITY. I want you to make some changes to my custom SMS sending software. I did a little tour here: I won't give you access until we have an accepted agreement. I also want you to add the capability to send out emails, RVMs and MMS I also want you to add a campaigns section where if I upload a selected list, it will automatically put them into an autoresponder sequence that will send them SMS, RVM and emails at specified intervals that I select (immediately, wait 1 day, etc.). I currently have slybroadcast for RVM so that might be the best fit for RVM. not sure who we should use for email
...generates notifications in the following scenarios: Buy Signal (Bullish Divergence): Trigger an alert when a bullish divergence is detected, indicating a potential buy opportunity. Sell Signal (Bearish Divergence): Generate an alert when a bearish divergence is identified, signaling a potential sell opportunity. Ensure the alert system is versatile, allowing customization of notification types (email, SMS, pop-up), frequency, and other pertinent settings. Compatibility: Verify that the enhanced script functions seamlessly across all available time frames on the TradingView platform. Ensure consistency and accuracy of the strategy logic, backtesting functionality, and alert features regardless of the selected time frame. Testing: Mandate thorough testing of the enhanced script t...
I am looking for a talented video editor to help create a CS GO funny video edit. I have specific video clips, which the editor will need to edit together. The style I am looking for is a funny edit and the video should be less than 5 minutes long. I prefer an editor who has experience creating funny/trolling videos. Someone who can capture the emotion and energy of the clips while making a comedic video is the ideal candidate. The editor should be creative, detail oriented, and dedicated to delivering quality work quickly. If you think you possess these qualities and believe your video editing skills will help this project shine, I'd love to hear from you!
...User Account Management - Shipping, Tax Calculators, and Tracking (third-party API) - Social Media Integration - Promotions, Discounts, and Special Offers - Email Marketing Integration - Analytics and Insights - Product Reviews and Ratings - Bilingual Support (Arabic and English) - Shopping Cart, Wishlist, and Related Products - Online Chatbot and Customer Support - Marketing Tool Integration - SMS and Email Integration **Technology Stack:** We are keen to employ the latest and most advanced technology for this project. Currently, we are considering the MERN Stack (MongoDB, , React.js, Node.js) due to its capabilities in delivering dynamic and efficient web applications. Moreover, we are keen to adopt the agile project management methodology to ensure a flexible and iterative de...
Project Name: Online Indian Kannada transcription Job Description: We need Native Kannada speaker for Transcription Project. Just need to listen Kannada audio and need to write Kannada. and also need to follow the our Guideline and rules. Total Data: 10 Audio hours. Payment: 15USD/ One Valid audio hour. If are u interested, please Let me know. Thank you!
An advertising campaign in Israel for the company via SMS. You must have a list of mobile phone numbers for Israel. We want to advertise for the travel and tourism company
We are looking for a anime video creator who can provide me with a 10min span of videos on a regular basis with both audio and video mix. Finally our plan is to create a short movie out of it.
We go to a website and run a report, that report produces a csv file. The csv file has the days data for a staff member. We have to sms the staff member their data the following day. We have all the phone numbers for the staff member but they wont be in the csv report run off the website. The website has a login and password, then you have to click several things, then run a report and export the report as an excel file, I have attached pictures of what needs to be automated. I have also attached what the report looks like. The same person won't be in the same cell etc each time as there are different staff on for different days and also a different number of staff each day. I do not have access or know anything about the api or anything like that for the website. I just have...
Need a picture editor for 10 to 12 images. Will need to swap the faces as a funny album. I will provide stock images and the person's face. you will need to professionally swap the faces. Thanks
I am looking for a full-stack developer who has experience handling Wowonder site and app issue. The task is to connect the native app with the website by some experience of APIs, and to enable google cloud SMS system as services available on Wowonder for automated SMS(on account verification) are expensive
I'm looking for someone experienced to help us build out a basic backend sales system for our company Recovery Hub. We are a start up supplement brand. We will be running a TOF campaign on our fitness tracker watch to gain new customers from FB and Google Ads. Once we have a new customer we will market to them via SMS and EMAIL programs. This will include building out a welcome series email campaign, abandon cart sequence, additional product offers and promotions and upsells. All of this will be set up in Klaviyo through our Shopify Store. We need this completed within 5 days and this will be a fixed price project. Please review and submit a quote for this project. Thanks
I am looking for a basic three-minute 3D animation video that includes two to three characters. The content of the video should be funny and bring lighthearted joy, with engaging visuals throughout the whole video. I’d like for the animation to include fluid motions and be vibrantly colored. I can also provide the script for you.
Shopify Store Designer for Funny T-Shirt Brand **Job Description:** We are launching a new funny t-shirt brand and are looking for a skilled Shopify store designer to craft an engaging online experience. While product images will be added by us using a POD integration, we require your expertise in setting up the store's structure, categories, and content pages. **Responsibilities:** - Design a sleek and intuitive Shopify store in line with our brand identity. - Create product categories for easy navigation and user experience. - Add all provided content, ensuring it looks clean and professional. - Suggest and create additional pages that are beneficial or required for our store. - Set up essential Shopify settings, including payment gateways, shipping, and taxes. - Op...
I am looking for an Android developer who can create an app for me. The app will focus on importing SMS and MMS messages. Requirements: - Ability to import both SMS and MMS messages - Target Android version: Android 11.0 and above - App should support English language only Skills and experience: - Strong knowledge of Android development - Experience with importing SMS and MMS messages - Familiarity with Android 11.0 and above - Ability to implement language support for English only Specs: - Will want to upload a json file to app - App should allow for importing of images and attachments - Will need to support when there's multiple parties in a message - Be able to denote who's the sending party in a message Executive Need: - We're switching from a V...
I'm looking for a IOT door alarm and log system. I need an door magnetic sensor connected to an IOT device for with Sound Alarm, SMS & log tracking. Additionally, I have specific requirements for the system. It must be wired via ethernet, and transfer the same to a remote file/database. I'm looking for a reliable system that would be able to meet my needs. I can buy the hardware. Looking for a someone to suggest appropriate hardware and provide me the program.
...project: - Streamline the process of drinking water delivery service to the customers. - Provide an easy and simple interface to manage the business and day to day process. - Customer and Product Mapping - Daily Entry Jar and inventory process - Billing e.g. Partial billing and full billing and settlement of the bills - OTP base authentication. - Payment gateway integration like UPI, CC, DC. - Send SMS and WhatsApp message integration on certain action like user creation, Billing creation etc. Scope of Work: We are seeking a UI/UX designer who can contribute to create a seamless and intuitive user interface. The scope of work includes, but is not limited to: - Wireframing and prototyping of app screens - Designing a cohesive and visually pleasing user interface - Creating user-...
...a script and voiceover if necessary but wouldn’t mind this being created for me either! To clarify I don't have any clips to be edited. I'm looking more for a video "creator" per say. My Channel: @funfactfinds Inspiration Channel: @answeredthatforyou Wide array of fun facts topics about animals, celebrities, sports, movies, and anything else. Even fake funny ones like this.
I’m looking for someone to create a funny animated sketch for me. The style of animation should be 2D, and the duration of the sketch should be between 1-3 minutes. The intended platform for the sketch is social media. Ideally, I need the sketch to showcase my product and engage with my target audience. It should be bespoke, creative, and funny – but more importantly, it must have a clear message that resonates with viewers. If you have prior experience working with this type of project, please let me know. Looking forward to working with you!
EDIT: After some discussions with some designers I think this would look awesome to make this look like a gravestone. If you can add a skull or two that w..."CAUTION: GATE SWINGS BOTH WAYS HARD". The metal cutter I will be using is just short of 4' x 3', if you could make something slightly smaller than that so I can scale if necessary. PLEASE BE MINDFUL OF WHAT GETS REMOVED FROM A CUTTING. If you use the letter O for example, the center would be completely cut out, so you need to add lines to keep that center part of the O in place!!! This is more to be funny / a GAG-gift, so if you have any suggestions on how to make this more goofy looking, that would be good. I think that just having the text in a normal way seems boring, I am up for creative suggestions ...
