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I'm in need of a talented illustrator to make the first 3 pages of my childrens book. Please make this cartoon setting with focus on face emotions. I have attached an example picture to show you what the page should look like. PLEASE INSERT THE BELOW TEXT INTO THE PAGES IN A CHILD FRIENDLY READING FONT. PAGE 1 My days at home with my mum and dad are happy, calm and fun In the mornings I eat my breakfast and then play out in the sun. PAGE 2 And if it rains, we play indoors with my crayons, blocks and books When I get tired I have a day sleep , that’s when my mummy cooks PAGE 3 I wake from my day sleep to cooking smells and I never know what they could be? Then at dinner time we taste them and Mum explains the different food to me.

I am in need of a talented, imaginative and experienced illustrator to bring my 12-page adventure-t...need of a talented, imaginative and experienced illustrator to bring my 12-page adventure-themed children's book to life, with vibrant and engaging cartoon-style illustrations. Key requirements: - A track record in creating captivating, energetic cartoon-styled illustrations - Experience in children's book illustration is highly desired - Ability to collaborate closely, taking our provided text and creating a visual narrative to match This will require a strong sense of creativity and understanding of how to capture a young reader's imagination through art. The successful illustrator will need to share my passion for bringing engaging, adventure-themed conte...

I'm looking for a content writer who can create a short, engaging comedy story that's emotional yet funny. The target audience for this story is broad - it should be appealing to adults, teens, and kids alike. Key Requirements: - Experience in creating comedy content with an emotional touch - Ability to write engaging, short stories (less than 5 minutes) - Understanding of humor that appeals to diverse age groups Your task would be to come up with a compelling narrative that blends humor and emotion, ensuring it's appropriate and entertaining for a wide range of viewers. The ideal candidate for this job would be a creative individual with excellent storytelling skills and a good sense of humor.

I'm in need of an illustrator for a 10-20 page children's book meant for ages 0-3, centered around themes of childhood whimsy. • The candidate should have experience in creating illustrations that capture the innocence, joy and simplicity of childhood and are able to tell a story with pictures alone. NATURAL, REALISTIC WARM ILLUSTRATIONS • A proven track record in creating engaging, cheerful and vibrant drawings for the very young audience is a must. • You should feel comfortable creating adorable, huggable characters, all with their own unique personalities. • Besides, a sensitivity to pacing, page turn, and creating dynamic scenes suited for dialogues is needed. If you have a sharp eye for detail and love coddlng young characters come to life, ...

I need a function-packed mobile app created for my mobile detailing service. The app should be available on both Android and iOS platforms. Key Features: * Online Booking and Scheduling: Users should be able to conveniently book detailing services at their preferred times. * Customer Reviews and Ratings: The app should have a system for users to rate and review services provided. * Vehicle Registration: Users should be able to register and select their cars within the app. Ideal Proposal Includes: I am particularly interested in receiving detailed project proposals showcasing your understanding of this project and a roadmap to completion. Design Preference: I prefer a colorful theme with Red, Yellow, and Blue as dominant colors. Ideal Candidate: A freelancer who has experience ...

I'm in need of a skilled professional who can help me acquire high valid Zoominfo leads strictly validated and debounce office 365 B2B leads. Primarily, I'm targeting large corporations in the technology sector, with a specific focus on CEO/President titles. Key requirements: - The leads should be sourced from Zoominfo and strictly validated. - Quality control is paramount; the leads must be debounced and filtered to ensure correctness and relevance. Ideal Skills: - Extensive experience with Zoominfo and B2B lead generation. - Familiarity with the technology sector and its key players. - A proven track record of acquiring high-validity leads, particularly for CEO/President roles in large corporations. Please only bid if you can demonstrate a strong understanding of t...

...with knowledge of all the functionalities required for this project • Must have expertise in building website as well as android and iOS apps • The scope of the work may increase as we learn more about the users of the website. • Please send your price quotations with detail of language/tools you will use and the timeframe you will need to complete this project. Functionalities to build: • Book meeting function that automatically check calendars of team members and shows available slots to external users to make booking with our experts - Admin can sync several calendars (of team member/experts) to one calendar booking form and the form will show availability for all the hours any of the linked expert calendars show available time. • Blog sectio...

I'm looking for a skilled typesetter to format my book. You will also be paid 20 rupees for each page. The book is relatively short, with less than 100 pages. Initially, we will start with seven pages. If I find the template acceptable, I could offer you a long-term, well-paying job. The text is already written, but I need someone who can professionally typeset it using my own template. Significant requirements: - Experience in book typesetting. - Proficiency in working with templates.

I'm in need of an expert's advice on what would work best for a book cover design. I like this cover - but I think it needs a little more tweaking so that it pops out at the reader. Or you can submit a style of your choice. I need the files for ebook, paperback, and acx

I need a skilled translator to convert several mystery short stories from Russian to English. - The original stories are in Russian, and I am looking for a professional who excels in the nuances of the Russian language and can accurately convey the writing style of the texts in English. - An ideal candidate should be well-versed in trans...nuances of the Russian language and can accurately convey the writing style of the texts in English. - An ideal candidate should be well-versed in translating fictions, in particular, to ensure that the suspense and intrigue of these stories are maintained. - The translated stories should be delivered individually per story. PLEASE NOT TO USE AI - I WILL FIND IT OUT ANYWAY

...a cartoon-style image for my profile. The specific requirement is for a comic book style illustration. Key Requirements: - Cartoon Illustrations: The candidate must be well-versed in creating cartoon-style illustration of collage　if possible. if not just a illustration. - Comic Book Style: The illustration should be reminiscent of the vibrant and dynamic art typically found in comic books, but not sexy or too muscular. in the back ground or title put SUNAO, which is original characters name, in comic style Sunao has her hamster as partner. blue hair boy is a friend, he can be just crowd. This project is perfect for someone who is not only skilled in cartoon illustration but also has a flair for comic book art. The final output should be a collage of Sunao as...

...formatting style. - Preparation for Publishing: Convert documents to .docx, produce book descriptions and subtitles using ChatGPT, and prepare for publishing using Kindle Create. - Daily Output: Aim to produce three books daily, each containing five stories, to meet a monthly target of 90 books. Skills Required: - Writing and Editing: Exceptional creative writing skills with a background in children’s literature preferred. - AI Tool Proficiency: Competent in using AI tools like ChatGPT and DALL-E for content creation and illustration. - Graphic Design: Basic graphic design skills, especially in image editing using Canva. - Technical Proficiency: Well-versed in Google Docs and familiar with Kindle Create software for book formatting. My Work Style: - Communication: ...

In immediate need of a professional editor to refine my 10,000 - 50,000 words manuscript. This project requires a comprehensive approach ...editing, and developmental editing. Key requirements include: - Ensuring grammatical accuracy and consistency throughout the text - Improving sentence structure and overall readability - Providing substantive feedback on plot, character development, pacing, and overall narrative structure The need for speed is critical for this job, as I require completion ASAP. The ideal candidate is a seasoned book editor with a proven track record in all three editing levels. Experience in the genre of fiction is a plus, but not mandatory. Looking forward to working with a detail-oriented, efficient editor who can deliver high-quality work within a tight ...

I'm looking for an experienced video editor to work on a video of more than 5 m...Requirements: - Proficiency in video editing software (e.g., Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro) - Previous experience editing long videos - Ability to understand the entertainment aspect and create a visually engaging video - Creative skills to potentially suggest improvements or add-ons to enhance the video's entertainment value The video will need to be cut, trimmed, and potentially have text and/or titles added. I'm open to ideas and suggestions for making the video more engaging. Experience in editing entertainment content, or at least a strong understanding of what makes a video entertaining, is a big plus. Please share any relevant work samples or portfolio that demonstrate your...

My website's primary goal is to sell motel room accommodations. I aim to offer a seamless and user-friendly space for users to learn about my offerings and book them hassle-free. For this project, I need a professional with: - Experience in web development (1-5 pages) - Proficiency in creating visually engaging and intuitive UI/UX designs - Proven SEO skills to boost website visibility - Experience in the lodging/ hospitality industry is a major plus You'll be enhancing my online presence and ensure our motel facilities are the first choice for potential bookers.

...other visual media. - Offer a user-friendly and accessible interface. - Ensure high-quality audio and precise synchronization. **3. Features** **3.1 User Registration and Authentication:** - User can create an account using email, social media, or Google/Apple ID. - Secure login/logout functionality. - Password recovery via email. **3.2 Media Library:** - Browse through a catalog of available titles with audio descriptions. - Filter and search options (by genre, popularity, and release date). **3.3 Audio Description:** - High-quality audio description tracks for each title. - Automatically synchronized with the media playback. - Manual synchronization adjustment option. **3.4 Download and Offline Mode:** - Option to download audio description tracks for offline use **3.7 Ac...

I'm seeking a caricature artist for an adult graduation party. The chosen artist will be responsible to create different caricatures for the attendees, ensuring each drawing captures their spirit in a funny and exaggerated way. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in drawing both color and black & white caricatures - Ability to create funny and exaggerated caricatures based on live models - Experience working with adults and capturing their likeness in a fun, creative way Ideal freelancers should have: - A portfolio of previous caricature work, preferably with examples of both color and black & white drawings - Experience working at live events. - A knack for capturing the essence of a person in a humorous, exaggerated way. Your creativity will fuel the fun at ...

...background). • The Text list below. • A predominantly orange background (you can embellish as you like), with purple accents. • Our tower logo. • Our text logo. • Optional: Line art dice as background embellishments, or additional design elements. Text required: • The official Collector’s Edition Dice of Origins 2024! (near the top) • Only at Booth #1201 (Large) • Plus, find our coupon in the coupon book! (near the bottom) • Made in our Aether Dice style, these 4-color dice feature the official colors of Origins, and 3 varieties of holographic glitter. (near the dice) • Take your memories home with you with the official dice set of Origins 2024! (anywhere you think is good). Technical details: • 8.5x11in (portrait o...

I'm in need of a skilled developer who can create a Windows GUI application. This app should be capable of opening and editing a pre-formatted CSV file. Key Features: - The app should have interfaces for inputting free-form English text in certain fields and selecting options from drop-down menus in o...understanding of UI/UX design, especially in creating professional and corporate visuals - Ability to deliver a straightforward and intuitive user experience - Strong communication skills for clarifying any requirements during the development phase. The net result will be a simple app to edit a CSV file before it is uploaded to a copier. We are tired of using a text editor to maintain a copier address book. This format is specific to Ricoh's. Demo Export Attached. Key inc...

I'm seeking a talented designer for an education book aimed at Condominium Owners and board members. - Genre: Education - No specific concept in mind, so your creative input is valued - Target audience: Condominium Owners and board members Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in book cover design - Ability to work with minimal direction and bring creative ideas to the table - Understanding of the target audience, Condominium Owners and board members, possibly with prior experience in this field. Title: Understanding Condominium Safety and Security in Canada Subtitle: A comprehensive guide for condo managers and resident to keep their property and residents safe Author: Scott Hill, CPP, RCM, PSP

...developers with knowledge of all the functionalities required for this project • Must have expertise in building website as well as android and iOS apps • The scope of the work may increase as we learn more about the users of the website. • Please send your price quotations with detail of language/tools you will use and the timeframe you will need to complete this project. Functionalities to build: • Book meeting function that automatically check calendars of team members and shows available slots to external users to make booking with our experts - Admin can sync several calendars (of team member/experts) to one calendar booking form and the form will show availability for all the hours any of the linked expert calendars show available time. • Blog sec...

...and its tourist attractions. Language: Preferably SPANISH Key Requirements: - Video Length: Around one minute or little more - Video Format: Final delivery in both vertical for social media and horizontal formats - Style: Cinematic, with a creative and captivating approach Elements to Include: - Background music: I have a jingle that will be the main music of the video - Optional - Text or titles: If you believe it will enhance the video, feel free to suggest how texts could be incorporated Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in video editing, ideally for promotional campaigns or tourism - Proficiency in cinematic style with a rich portfolio of previous works - Ability to work with both vertical and horizontal formats - Skilled in incorporating background music,...

...showcase our key services, including packing and unpacking, furniture assembly and disassembly, and courier services. - Pricing Calculator: The site should feature a sophisticated pricing calculator that accounts for distance-based and volume-based pricing. The calculator should be intuitive and easy for users to interact with. - Booking and Contact Forms: We need easy-to-use forms for customers to book our services and get in touch with us. - Security Features: Security is a top priority. The website should include SSL encryption, user authentication, firewall, anti-malware protection, two-factor authentication, security updates, CAPTCHA, and data encryption. The ideal candidate should be proficient in web development, with a strong background in creating responsive, user-frien...

I need a striking yet powerful book cover designed for my religious book. Book info: Author: Jimmy Jean-Louis Embracing Grace. Your Free Gift. Living in Grace: Your Blueprint to Embracing God's Free Gift Book size: 8.5 x 0.28 x 11 inches Book Summary: Key Points: - Genre: Religious - Theme: Powerful - Imagery: Cross, Dove, Light beams The cover should communicate the strength and importance of the content, mirroring the theme of power. The symbolism of the cross, dove, and light beams should be incorporated artistically and meaningfully. I'm looking for a compelling design that will draw readers in and resonate with those seeking spiritual or faith-based content. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in graphic

...visually consistent throughout. Scope of Work: Layout and Formatting Adjustments: Ensure uniform font type and size across the entire document. Preferred font: Times New Roman, 12 pt for text and 14 pt for headings. Adjust paragraph alignment, spacing, and indentation for a clean and professional look. Implement consistent heading styles to differentiate sections clearly (Heading 1 for section titles, Heading 2 for sub-sections, etc.). Header and Footer Configuration: Set up a dynamic header on each page using a table format to include: Section number and title. Document revision number and effective date. Ensure headers are accurately reflected and are consistent on every page. Include a footer with the page number, centered at the bottom of each page. Table of Revisions: C...

...Technical Requirements: - Use of modern web technologies (HTML5, CSS3, JavaScript). - Ensure fast loading times and optimized performance. - SEO-friendly design to improve search engine ranking. - Secure and privacy-focused, particularly with the ChatGPT interactions. 5. Additional Features: - Contact form with validation and captcha to prevent spam. - Integration with social media profiles. - Option to book consultations or appointments online. - Analytics setup to track website performance and user interactions. Submission Requirements: - Portfolio of previous web development projects. - Experience with AI/chatbot integrations is a plus. - Proposal including timeline, cost, and any additional suggestions to enhance the project. Additional Information: The website should be de...

I'm looking for an expert digital artist who can alter an image to create a humorous bachelor party concept. Your task will be to perform face swapping and uniform modification to make it appear as if a particular person is donning JTAC gear. Key requirements: - Ability to select an appropriate photo for the edit - Proficiency in face swapping and image manipulation tech... Key requirements: - Ability to select an appropriate photo for the edit - Proficiency in face swapping and image manipulation techniques - Experience in photo modification towards a military theme - Detail-oriented, ensuring the final photo appears professional Please note that it is a military-themed fun project, not intended for misuse. I encourage photoshop experts with a good sense of humour to pl...

I am looking for a Zoho Books expert to help with managing my invoices and creating financial reports. Key Tasks: - Creating and Managing Invoices: - You will be responsible for setting up a streamlined process for creating and managing invoices in Zoho Books. - Generating Financial Reports: - I need help creating customized templates for financial reports that I can easily use in the future. Additional Information: - I already have an existing Zoho Books account set up. - The financial reports need to be generated just once, but I would like to have some templates that I can reuse. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Zoho Books and its features. - Experience in creating and customizing invoicing and financial reporting templates. - Ability to streamline processes an...

I'm in need of a dynamic, original animated puppet to serve as a main character on logo, instagram posts, etc. for psychology and psychotherapy content. It can be a boy, a girl or a humanoid (an unidentified entity) It have to be in various presentations (several images) and with different movements (waving, reading a book, etc.) format: png Experience and skills required: * Proven expertise in Animation, Graphic Design and Web Design * Proficiency in creating engaging, interactive web elements * A keen sense of aesthetics, particularly regarding blend of o, instagram posts and website. The figure must be designed with a simple style and pastel colors to fit the aesthetics of diferent posts. Primary tasks for the project include: * Conceptualizing and designing a unique anima...

I am in need of Employment verification services for my pre-employment vetting process. A comprehensive pre-employment vetting process that focuses extensively on validating the employment history of potential hires at Barquisimeto, Venezuela. The vetting process should: - Verify candidates' previous job titles and responsibilities. - Confirm the duration of their previous employment. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in employment background checks. - Knowledge of the healthcare industry, as it is a priority for these checks. - Ability to accurately interpret and document employment history. Additional Information: - Attention to detail and accuracy are crucial in ensuring the accuracy of the verification process. Candidate Volume: - The project involves vetting 1-...

In simple words: - A website platform for users where you can create a group and you manage its users. Then you can send messages via the website, WhatsApp, Telegram or emails to the group members. These messages would be images or text from a certain agreed religious book (Quran or others) which are pre-scheduled - like a reading circuit. - The website would be in Arabic (mainly) and English. - Time frame is 4-6 weeks. - User attractive. - It would be an islamic website. - Potential for it to be a web app Whatsapp integration is a cornerstone in this project. Further details to be discussed.

I'm looking for a talented designer who can create a promotional poster with a photographic design. The poster will include text...promotional poster with a photographic design. The poster will include text and graphics and should be visually appealing and engaging. For the book typing part, I need someone who is meticulous and accurate in typing. The book is of moderate length and standard formatting. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proven experience in designing photographic promotional posters - Proficiency in using graphic design software - High attention to detail and accuracy for book typing - Good understanding of typography and layout Please apply if you have the relevant skills and feel confident you can deliver a high-quality design for the poster ...

We are looking to outsource the development of the website and mobile apps for a product in the haircutting industry. Currently looking to build an MVP App iOS + Android Register Login (email) Database to include Images and text Search, book and pay for an appointment Calendar function Settings page Website Register Login Schedule Staff management Settings page More detailed information on the particular systems and paper designs will be provided upon the commissioning of the project. Descriptions and commissioning will be for MVP but there is further development planned, if the development of the first phase is successful. A plan for post launch support is not required but it would be helpful in discussion (presumably to be charged separately on an ongoing basis). Developmen...

I'm looking for a skilled app developer who can create a cross-platform simple event booking app using Flutter. The app needs to be available on both iOS and Android platforms. Key Features: - User Registration and Profiles: Users should be able to create accounts and manage their profiles. - Event Listing and Booking: The app should allow users to search, view details and book events. - In-App Payment System: A secure payment system should be integrated within the app for users to purchase event tickets. Reference website: ( This is the reference website but will change few things that I explain in the video) For better understanding please see the video: I will give you all

As a successful anthropologist, I have been fortunate to have my work featured in various media outlets, and a book I've authored is set to be published next year. I'm looking for a skilled freelancer to create a Wikipedia page that will encapsulate my professional journey effectively. Key points to consider: - I haven't started on the Wikipedia page yet, so you'd be working from scratch, but I can provide links and information. - The main emphasis should be on my career as an anthropologist, particularly my most influential articles and the various interviews I've given for books, magazine articles, radio programs, etc. - I'd like the page to have a concise bibliography of my work. Please include only selected publications as I aim to highlight my mo...

...service application that focuses on car services. Here are some key features I'm looking to include: - **User Registration and Login**: The app should have a smooth and secure user registration and login system. - **Service Provider Profiles**: It's important for users to be able to view and select service providers based on their profiles. - **Booking and Scheduling**: Users should be able to book appointments with service providers easily. - **Tracking**: It would be great if an in-app feature could allow users to track the status of their service requests. - ** Service Reminders: Automatic reminders for upcoming maintenance based on service history - ** Emergency Services: Provide options for emergency roadside assistance, such as towing, flat tire repair, and jump-...

I'm currently looking for a professional to help me upload my book on Amazon KDP. The book is self-authored, but I'm unsure about the format - it might be a Word document, PDF, or EPUB. I need assistance with formatting the book for Kindle, as well. The ideal candidate for this job should: - Have experience with the Amazon KDP platform - Be familiar with formatting requirements for Kindle - Have excellent attention to detail - Be able to work independently - Have strong communication skills

I am in need of Employment verification services for my pre-employment vetting process. A comprehensive pre-employment vetting process that focuses extensively on validating the employment history of potential hires at Barquisimeto, Venezuela. The vetting process should: - Verify candidates' previous job titles and responsibilities. - Confirm the duration of their previous employment. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in employment background checks. - Knowledge of the healthcare industry, as it is a priority for these checks. - Ability to accurately interpret and document employment history. Additional Information: - Attention to detail and accuracy are crucial in ensuring the accuracy of the verification process. Candidate Volume: - The project involves vetting 1-...

I'm seeking a freelancer who can assist in generating leads and promoting our website design and development services to small businesses. Key responsibilities include: - Cold calling and Facebook messaging: You should be comfortable with proactively reaching out to small businesses and engaging with them to create interest in our services. - Sales pitching: You'll be required to explain our website design and development services in a compelling and persuasive manner, highlighting their benefits and unique selling points. - Appointment setting: Part of this role would involve booking appointments with interested small business owners for further discussions with our team. Experience in sales, particularly in B2B, and in website design and development would be advantageous....

I'm looking for a professional who can assist me with copy editing for my e-book. - Only copy editing assistance required - Word count not specified - Experience with e-books is a plus Please provide me with your rates or quote, and let me know your availability.

I am looking to create a booking/reservation website for my restaurant. I want clients to be able to book tables online only, so the site will need to have a robust online reservation system. Key Features: - Online Reservation: The main functionality of the website should be allowing customers to book a table online. - User-Friendly Interface: The website should be intuitive and easy to navigate, ensuring a smooth reservation process for customers. - Responsive Design: The website should be mobile-friendly to cater to users on all devices. - Secure Payment: Although the reservations are free, I would like the reservation system to be secure and reliable. Skills and Experience Required: - Proficiency in web development and design, particularly in creating booking/reservatio...

I'm looking to optimi...strategies. My Goals: - Increase video views - Improve ranking in search results - Boost subscriber count Target Audience: - General audience Current Status: - Just starting out Ideal Skills and Experience: - Demonstrated experience in YouTube SEO - Deep understanding of YouTube's search algorithm - Proven track record of increasing video views and subscriber count - Ability to optimize video titles, descriptions, and tags - Strong attention to detail - Understanding of target audience analysis and engagement techniques - Creative thinking and problem-solving skills If you have experience in growing YouTube channels and can implement effective SEO strategies, I'd love to hear from you. Please share your relevant experience and how you wou...

We're launching a promotional campaign for a spoon and require experienced actors who are comfortable with, and can execute, absurd humor. The objective of this joke advert is to: • Create an engaging, funny, and memorable way to promote our product: the spoon I'm replicating the old style infomercials of the 90s so acting needs to be a bit wooden and feel cheep The ideal candidate should have: The ability to use a phone (on its side in a tripod or propped up somehow) and film themselves firstly struggling to use a spoon and another take using a spoon perfectly like its the easiest thing they have ever done. also deliver some lines. I'll be looking to use the footage from the phone, so make it the best quality you can. making sure the audio is as clear as ...

I'm in need of an experienced ebook writer to help me with a self-help project. The aim is to create a comprehensive, engaging, and relatable book for young adults. Key Project Details: - Subject: The book will fall under the self-help category. - Length: The ideal length for the ebook is between 50 to 100 pages. - Audience: The target audience for this book is young adults. Ideal Skillset: - Proven experience in self-help or motivational writing. - An understanding of the young adult demographic. - Ability to create engaging, relatable content. - Strong research skills to ensure the book is well-informed. - Excellent command of English and an engaging writing style. If you have a passion for writing and helping young people navigate life, I'd lov...

(ALL INFO IN DESCRIPTION-SEND ACCURATE BID ELSE YOU WILL BE REPORTED)****** I'm looking for an experienced developer who can create a web-based calendar with a unique feature to allow my users admin to book dates. If a date is unavailable, the application should clearly indicate it. Calendar app **1. User Registration:** - Admin creates a new user by providing a username and password. - Store the user's credentials securely in a database, with password hashing and salting for security. -Allow user to make remember me so they don’t have to login each time. **2. User Login:** - User enters their username and password on the login page. - The system checks the provided credentials against the database records. - If the credentials are valid, the user is granted a...

I'm planning to launch a YouTube channel focused on creating funny, hilarious, and stupid content. I will be providing all the necessary footage and content for this project. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proficient in video editing - Strong sense of humor - Experience in creating viral content - Ability to engage the audience I'm looking for a creative individual who can help me create unique content that will resonate with my target audience.

I’m awful at anything to do with tech and I really need help with some photo editing please! My partner works overseas and I’m hoping to put a care package/ birthday present together for him that includes a mini photo book for him

I'm in need of a website specifically designed for logistics and transportation services. Key Requirements: - E-commerce Functionality: The website should be able to handle transactions, especially from businesses looking to book our services. - Professional Design: It should have a clean, professional look, fitting for a B2B service. - User-friendly Interface: Easy navigation for potential clients to find the information they need and engage with our services. Ideal Skills and Expertise: - Extensive experience in developing E-commerce websites, especially in the logistics and transportation sector. - Design aesthetic that aligns with the corporate and professional needs. - Proven track record in creating easy to use interfaces for businesses.

...own accounts. - **Daily Health Tips**: A feature that provides users with helpful health tips on a daily basis. - **Fitness Tracking**: The bot should enable users to keep track of their fitness progress. Key Features for the Web Application: - **Wellness Resources**: A comprehensive library of wellness resources for users to access. - **Appointment Scheduling**: An integrated system for users to book wellness appointments. - **Community Forum**: A platform for users to share experiences, ask questions, and support one another. - **Fitness Challenge**: A section dedicated to fitness challenges to keep users motivated. - **Nutrition Consultation**: A feature that allows users to get expert advice on nutrition. The project is of high importance and must be completed ASAP. Ideal...

...suitable for a modern real estate website (in the style as attached files). • Document each icon in an Excel table with two columns: Title and Classname. List of Amenities: • See attached file. Requirements: • Experience with and familiarity with downloading and organizing icons. • Proficiency in Excel. • Attention to detail to ensure the icons are correctly matched to the amenity titles. • Ability to deliver the task within a specified timeframe. Deliverables: • The provided Excel file with two columns (Title, Classname) filled out for each amenity. Timeline: • To be delivered same day (24 hours) If you have the skills and experience required for this project, please submit your proposal along if you can fulfill the timeline (sa...