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I'm looking for a professional who can set up an automatic download of mainly .csv files from FTP, SFTP, https and webscraping-login. The script should be configured to run daily/weekly at pre-defined time - configurable for each file. Requirement: Check after each download that the download has actually been downloaded. Notify user if any errors occur. Key Requirements: - Configure FTP download automation on Windows enviroment or hosted. - Schedule the download to occur at defined day/hour. - Check if download has been succesful. - Clear commented code. I only respond to bids where the bidder clearly has read the description...sorry (not really sorry, lets not waste each others time :) ) I prefer fixed price, but have entered hourly - let me know your suggestion.

Describe in your proposal if you have had experience with ready-made slot games, if you have done any, share a reference link. Preference is for freelancers who already know this script the front end according to the references below. Insert a clock into the prize draw template. Note: I will provide the watch. Create a more attractive presel, redirecting users to the Telegram group. Review and correct the prize draw model to carry out a draw scheduled by date and time and display the draw winner randomly and automatically

I'm seeking Spanish speakers for a project where you will be reading conversational scripts in a formal tone. Your role will be to: - Read Spanish scripts in a formal tone - Ensure the scripts are conversational in nature The ideal freelancer for this job would have: - Native proficiency in Spanish - Ability to convey a formal tone - Experience with voiceover work would be advantageous - Knowledge of different regional Spanish accents is a plus. PLEASE FIND ATTACHED THE PROCEDURE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW TO DO THE RECORDING.

I'm looking for a talented designer to create a captivating logo for my radio show, Spin Station. The show is centered around music and entertainment, aiming to appeal to music enthusiasts of all ages. Key Requirements: - The logo should reflect the energetic, engaging and diverse nature of the show's content - It should be contemporary and have a professional touch - While I want it to be fun and spirited, I also prefer it to maintain a level of sophistication that would appeal to a wide range of music lovers. Please include the host's names. They are: -DJ Gervis -Rick Rick Please also include the phrase: Presented By After Hours Records

I'm looking for a skilled Python developer who can create a tool that can convert VCE (Visual CertExam) files to PDF. The script needs to be compatible with Windows, and ideally, it should: - Provide output in a format that is both viewable and editable - Operate solely via a command line interface Ideal applicants will have experience in Python programming, data manipulation, and an understanding of file conversion processes. A background in creating command line tools is a plus. Your experience in delivering clean, efficient code is highly valued. Please provide examples of previous work when applying. I'm on a tight budget ($10 - $15)

...should be a step-by-step walkthrough, including screenshots to help illustrate each point. - - Extensive experience with Discord and great communication skills are must-haves for this project. I look forward to seeing your proposals. 3. For the voice over i will give you access to my elevenlaps account where i cloned my voice you can use my voice for the videos all you have to do is write the script and it will generate the voice for you. each video i will be paying $7 Australian dollar which is $4.5 Us dollar. 7*10=70 which is about $45 Us dollar. If we understand and i like your quality of work I have additional 50 discord short tutorial videos that needs to be done. Each video I will be creating a seprate milestone so video 1 $7 and so on. Also you will be signing IP...

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I will make a script SuperTrend AI & StochR & Squeeze v1.1, as detailed in this document:

This is a juke box musical, i have a loose storyline. See the website with the same name.

I'm looking for a writer to create an engaging documentary script on ancient history. The script will be used for a radio show targeting the general public. Key Responsibilities: - Researching and developing a captivating script on ancient history - Ensuring the content is engaging and appropriate for a general audience - Incorporating historical facts and narratives in an informative yet entertaining manner Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in writing for documentaries, radio, or history-related content - A passion for and knowledge of ancient history - Ability to make complex historical information accessible and captivating for a broad audience - Excellent writing and storytelling skills - Understanding of radio show form...

Looking for a Python & Active Directory Expert to create a script and test data to capture all meta data linked to and which describes the confined parameters of an AD account, group policy etc. and export to a MS Excel File. More information attached.

More details: Which version of Excel are you using? Excel 2016 What type of data processing do you need? Data sorting, Data filtering What specific criteria will you use for sorting the data? Numerical order It is required to set up a script that will process an Excel file every day, filter the file according to an algorithm and leave the necessary data in the file.

I'm in need of an experienced Java Script developer that can resolve a peculiar issue with my implementation. Here are the specifics: - All of the data I'm showcasing are ALL DAY events. - The events are not appearing in the Week and Day views, however, they do display as expected in the Month and List views. - I am using a version of that's not the latest. I'm looking for a professional who can: - Investigate the issue and implement a fix to ensure the ALL DAY events are correctly displayed across all views. - Offer advice on whether updating to the latest version of would help address the problem. The ideal candidate should have: - Profound experience in Java Script development. - A deep understanding of functionalities and

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Hi please help, very quick project making a VIN decoder. I need an expert to help me integrate a Zoho Creator form with rapidAPI.com. Here are the details: 1. I have a simple zoho creator form with following fields: Inp...creator form with following fields: Input fields: Rego State Output fields: Vehicle_Make Vehicle_Model Year_field Vehicle_Type 2. Field "Rego" should have dummy data "830IC3" Field "State" should have dummy data "QLD" By entering dummy data into input fields, I need script to fetch vehicle details from this API: API has free subscription. 3. I have made the attached Deluge script, but something is broke, it's not working. Can you please make a deluge script to pull data out of this API? Than...

...skilled designer to transform a video script into an engaging infographic. The key content for this project is expert advice on the subject matter. Requirements: - You will need to create the infographic in Canva (editable Canva file to be shared with me), using the provided colour palette and logo. - The design should be visually appealing and easy to grasp. - The expert advice should be presented in a high-level overview format. This means you should distill the advice into brief, impactful insights. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in infographic creation. - Familiarity with Canva. - Ability to interpret and present expert advice. - Attention to detail and creativity to make the design visually appealing. Here is an example of the script to be conver...

I'm looking for someone to work with me on an automated crypto trading bot. It will use Tradingview alerts, (which uses Webhook URL) to ping a script on a server, which then uses an exchange API to execute crypto trades. I will integrate the script into MySQL using php to track the amount traded and set a e.g. a sell price for the crypto just purchased after the alert... I can do that... But I need help with the integration of alerts from Tradingview and the API code to the exchange.

I'm looking for a talented scriptwriter who can help me to craft a terrifying script for my YouTube horror video, which consists of vlogs of people who encountered some strange things during their vlogs. Key requirements: - Tone: I'm aiming for a horror theme, with a specific focus on mystery. The script should keep the audience on edge, eager to discover what happens next. - Audience: The video will be targeted at viewers of all ages, so the script should be engaging and scary without being overly explicit or inappropriate. - Elements: I'd like the script to include a strong mystery plot. The idea is to captivate the audience with a series of unexplained events, leaving them wanting more. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in sc...

...first script as per the below mentioned instructions which you provided me. We’re looking to bring the remarkable journey of Domino's Pizza to life in our next faceless YouTube video. We want this script to feel like a casual chat between friends, not a boring video simply stating facts. The tone should be light, engaging, and sprinkled with a touch of humor or irony here and there. Here's what we're aiming for: - Tone and Style: Think of telling a fascinating story to a friend over coffee. Your script should be conversational, lively, and engaging. Although we're not looking for a "funny" video per se, feel free to throw in witty remarks or playful jokes to keep things interesting. - Content Points: * You have complet...

I'm in search of a specialist who can assist in installing a Flutter script for a full app on both iOS and Android, alongside the required admin panel. Key Requirements: - The Flutter script is already chosen; hence, the primary need is for installation and configuration. - The app design is ready in the form of a mockup, which will be provided to the successful freelancer. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Flutter and its setup is a must. - Familiarity with configuring admin panels for Flutter apps. - Prior experience in installing pre-made scripts for full app development. - Strong communication skills to ensure that the provided design mockup aligns perfectly with the final product. The role is primarily focused on the technical aspect of the project, ...

I need a proficient scriptwriter experienced in writing captivating recaps for English films in Telugu. While I have not specified a specific genre, you should be flexible and versatile in writing for a broad spectrum of genres from action, comedy to romance. Key Requirements: - Write a 10-15 minute movie script. - Experience in writing Telugu movie scripts. - Ability to work with a diverse range of genres. - Understands the various target audiences of Telugu cinema, from adults to families and teenagers. If you are a scriptwriter with a knack for engaging readers and can create a short recap that is an exciting consumption of a Telugu film, then I would love to hear from you.

I am looking for a talented designer to create digital materials for a radio advertising campaign. The aim of this project is to increase brand awareness. The designs will be used on various social media platforms including Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tik Tok. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Adobe Creative Suite or other design software - Experience in creating engaging and effective social media graphics - Understanding of how to translate brand messaging into visual content - Prior work in digital advertising design, especially for multiple platforms - Ability to work with the constraints of different social media specifications and optimize designs accordingly Please include your previous work in your proposal.

...Project Overview: The developer will be responsible for setting up Apache Kafka on a Windows environment and developing a master script and worker scripts to facilitate distributed messaging. The key requirement is to implement a mechanism for bulk-reviewing messages in the queues every 10 minutes to filter out unnecessary messages and optimize system performance. Responsibilities: Apache Kafka Setup: Install and configure Apache Kafka on a Windows machine. Set up the necessary Kafka topics, partitions, and brokers to support distributed messaging. Ensure proper security configurations and access controls are in place. Master Script Development: Develop a master script that acts as the central controller for the messaging system. Implement functionality to bulk-r...

i am looking for someone who can generate quality Tech support calls from google and Native ads networks. I will provide script, cloaker, hosting domain, landing page. Should have good knowledge and Provide guidance for campaign running

I need a skilled developer with google app script experience to adjust an existing Google App Script that's currently dealing with scraping linkedin from google search api. The purpose of the limit was initially for getting quality data, however, it's currently hindering my ability to extract more social media content - which is crucial for my project's success. I need quick tweak to the script to ensure the limit is removed. It should not only allow for a larger volume of data to be extracted but should also be optimized to prevent any potential server resource issues. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in Google App Script - Prior experience with web scraping and data extraction - Ability to optimize scripts for p...

I'm seeking a professional to assist with integrating my python scraping script output to my personal WordPress site in real-time. Key Requirements: - The integration should be real-time and without the need for page refresh - The current output of the python script is a CSV file, but can be Json or another Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in Python and WordPress - Experience with real-time data integration - Familiarity with data formats (CSV, JSON, etc.) - Excellent communication skills to deliver a seamless solution Looking forward to working together.

I'm seeking a developer who can create a script or plugin that pulls content from Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram on a daily basis and automatically imports them into my WordPress site as separate posts. Key Requirements: - Scheduled Import: The content should be imported into WordPress daily as individual posts. - Post Categorization: Each imported post should be assigned a category based on its source (e.g. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram). - Immediate Publishing: The imported posts should be published immediately upon import. - Instructions on how to setup App/ID/secret for each social channel Ideal Skills: - Strong knowledge of WordPress and its internal mechanisms. - Proficiency in working with the APIs of Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. - Experience in developing autom...

...to develop scripts for five short social media commercials. These commercials are intended for a middle-aged adult audience and will primarily be aired on social media. The script should be around 15-30 seconds and show easy understandable Research about Low Carb food health benefits. Here is an example: The source of the data you write about should be included. Key Requirements: - The focus of the commercials is to inform the audience about our product/service effectively. - Each script should be concise, engaging, and able to hold the attention of the listener. - It should be tailored to appeal to the specified demographic (middle-aged adults). Ideal Candidate:

I'm in search of a skilled Python programmer to create a Python script that's focused on data manipulation, automation, and user interaction. Key Requirements: - The script should primarily function outside of a website, as a standalone application. - It should be capable of manipulating data, performing automated tasks, and engaging with users in a user-friendly way. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong proficiency in Python is a must. - Previous experience in creating standalone applications that involve data manipulation, automation, and user interaction.

I'm in need of a skilled programmer to develop a script that can serve as both a Man-in-the-Middle (MITM) and a Reverse Proxy tool. The primary goal of this script is to assist me in intercepting network traffic and bypassing certain network restrictions. Key Project Requirements: - The script should be compatible with Windows, MacOS, and Linux. - It should effectively intercept network traffic and support the following network protocols: HTTP, HTTPS, and TCP. - The script should also have the capability to act as a Reverse Proxy tool when needed. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in programming languages like Python, C++, or Java. - Experience in developing network security tools or reverse proxy systems. - Knowledge of network protocols and th...

There are 89 simple phrases and the recording would take about 15 mins. the speakers need to be: - Native Italian speakers from Italy. - Age from 18-55. - Both professional voiceover or amateur Budget: $8 per speaker. We reserve the right to reject any recordings that do not meet our quality standards. (the pronunciation) Feel free to contact me if you are interested in this project. Best Regards Libby

There are 89 simple phrases and the recording would take about 15 mins. the speakers need to be: - Native Italian speakers from Italy. - Age from 18-55. - Both professional voiceover or amateur We reserve the right to reject any recordings that do not meet our quality standards. (the pronunciation) Feel free to contact me if you are interested in this project. Best Regards Echo

I'm in need of an experienced voice over artist to narrate my audiobook. The tone should be professional and formal. Key Points: - The project requires a voice over artist with experience in narrating and an understanding of the tone required to suit the professional and formal genre. - The artist will be required to maintai...audiobook. The tone should be professional and formal. Key Points: - The project requires a voice over artist with experience in narrating and an understanding of the tone required to suit the professional and formal genre. - The artist will be required to maintain a consistent and engaging tone throughout the audiobook. - Prior experience in narrating audiobooks is a plus. - The project is for a radio broadcast, so the artist should be comfortable wi...

I'm in need of a professional voice over artist to create an educational narration for a radio project targeting adults. Key Requirements: - The voice over should be clear, engaging and sound knowledgeable. - Ability to adopt a tone suitable for educational content. - Experience with radio voice over projects will be a plus. Please provide your portfolio during the bid. The ideal candidate should have a background in creating high-quality narrative content for informative purposes.

We know that Google Chrome no longer allows auto-play of a MP3 unless a user interacts with the page...meaning clicking a button or some other way. I have a Basic Time Out Page and wondering if I had 2 radio buttons: with a heading " Do you want to hear sound on next page load" Yes [] No [] Not sure even if that time out page on next page load would even auto-play Just looking for a working idea if anyone has done this with any success $10

I'm currently working on a radio project that requires a skilled video editor to bring a cinematic touch for an entertainment purpose. Key Requirements: - I'm aiming for a cinematic style that matches the radio content and keeps viewers engaged. - Your knowledge of color grading and slow motion will be essential to elevate the visual appeal of the video. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in video editing software - Strong background in color grading and slow motion - Previous experience in creating cinematic videos - Excellent attention to detail for a polished end product

I'm seeking a proficient scriptwriter to design an Airtable script that can effectively combine data from a single table that consists of parent-child relationships. The main task for this script will be to focus on combining data from the parent-child and combining it onto 1 row each. Specifically, the required updates will involve: - Combining Parent and all children data onto same row - Taking DOB field and splitting into a Month field and a Year field - The end result should be a base where I can upload a new CSV and it outputs the desired result into a new table that I can download a csv from The ideal candidate for this role is someone well-versed with airtable scripting and data management, specifically having a strong knowledge of number fields. Your experien...

I require a skilled Python programmer to craft a script that would allow me to login into my account on and download all the videos stored there. The details are as follows: - The operating system this script will be running on is Windows - The script should also classify the downloaded videos into different folders on my PC, labeled according to the team name each video corresponds with. - The hired freelancer may have to study Veo's UI for this purpose. - I'd need this task completed ASAP. Ideal skills and experience: - Previous experience with Web Scraping and handling Video files - Extensive knowledge of Python with specific experience writing scripts - Understanding of Video download and organization, preferably with the Veo platform - Quick execution...

I require an experienced freelance audio engineer that can physically join my team for studio recordings. Key tasks involve: - Recording - Mixing - Editing - Mastering - Using Source Connect and Protools The projects are fairly short and simple. Despite this, harmonizing the varied aspects of the task remains important. We primarily mix audio for: - Television - Radio - Social Media Platforms - BVOD The ideal individual should be highly skilled with Pro Tools and Source Connect, and should have experience mixing for the said platforms. It will be beneficial if you've had experience in the media industry. Your abilities to work on varied platforms further strengthens your application. You will be paid on an hourly rate.

I'm in need of a script that can load a list of proxies/ IPs and establish a rotating SSH tunnel connection through these proxies. The purpose of this is to maintain anonymity. Key Requirements: - The script should be designed for Windows OS and in exe or bat extension - It needs to handle failed connections by moving on to the next proxy in the list immediately - The script should interact with an OpenSSH server installed on my personal computer Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in scripting for Windows environments - Experience with creating and managing SSH tunnels - Understanding of proxy management and error handling The primary goal of this script is to ensure a seamless, rotating connection through proxies for anonymity. The ability to move on to the ne...

I'm in need of a video editor with a knack for creating engaging personal video montages. My project involves: - Combining family, travel, and event videos into a compelling montage. - All footage provided is under 3 hours in total. - The preferred editing style is funny/comical with special effects and music. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in modern video editing software. - Experience in creating personal/family video montages. - Excellent sense of pace and timing. - Ability to craft narrative within a music video framework. - A keen eye for detail and a creative mind are a must to transform our precious memories into an attractive video montage. - sense of humour

I need a professional content creator skilled in human development to provide me with 30 video scripts and ideas for my business centered on getting rid of old block how nervous system control you, personal growth, overcoming fears, and building self-confidence. Each script should be educational and informative, while maintaining a concise length of 1-3 minutes. Key Requirements: - A solid understanding of human development, personal growth, and related topics - Proven experience in creating concise and engaging video scripts - Ability to convey complex information in an easy-to-understand manner - Strong writing skills with a focus on educational content - Previous experience with similar projects is highly preferred Your work will play a crucial role in helping individuals over...

...them as they award the industry’s best DJs, Recording Artists, Record Producers, Record Promotion Personnel, Record Executives, Lighting and Sound Technicians, Songwriters, Publishers, Publicists, Radio Personalities, Historians, and other associated noteworthy individuals. The organization will be honoring and presenting Awards to members of the Music Hall of Fame for their contributions to the music industry and culture. Artist Honorees and performances will be Gary’s Gang, The Hues Corporation, Giggles, Gloria Jones, Judy Cheeks, Juan Angel Gonzalez, Rainere Martin, Sharon Brown. DJ honoree and Radio personality Al Bandiero; DJ John Donato, Eddie Muentes aka DJ Spider, Max Sierra aka John Spectre. A posthumous award will be presented to Maria Respeto the ori...

...to assist us in reaching potential clients and scheduling Zoom calls to showcase our beautifully crafted websites. Responsibilities: - Utilize provided dialer, script, and lead list to make outbound calls to businesses without websites. - Engage with business owners or decision-makers to discuss our website offerings. - Schedule Zoom calls to present our pre-built website demos. - Maintain accurate records of appointments scheduled. - Requirements: - Excellent communication skills, both verbal and written. - Comfortable making outbound calls and engaging with potential clients. - Ability to effectively follow a provided script while adapting to conversation flow. - Experience in appointment setting or sales is a plus but not required. - Reliable internet connection and ...

I've started using Colibrism from codecanyon but I'm facing a few issues with the platform. If you're an expert in this area, I'd love to have your help in resolving these issues. - The main problems I'm currently facing include: - Layout Alignment: The overall layout of the site isn't aligning as it should. - Functionality Errors: Some features are not working as expe...issues. - The main problems I'm currently facing include: - Layout Alignment: The overall layout of the site isn't aligning as it should. - Functionality Errors: Some features are not working as expected. - Performance Issues: The site's performance isn't up to the mark. I need assistance in fixing these issues and ensuring that Colibrism is running smoothly. I...

I need a concise and informative PowerPoint presentation done on the Disabled Facilities Grant (DFG) in the UK. This wi...delve deep into the topic and gather relevant and accurate information. - Experienced in PowerPoint: The presentation should be engaging and informative, and your expertise in PowerPoint design will be crucial. - Understanding of the DFG: A background in public policy or social welfare, especially the DFG in the UK, will be a huge plus. - Radio Presentation Skills: The ability to present the PowerPoint content engagingly and cohesively for an 8-minute radio segment is essential. Please bid on this project if you have experience in similar tasks, and are confident in your ability to deliver a high-quality, PowerPoint presentation on the Disabled Facilities...

I'm in need of a skilled professional who can handle electronic music mixing and photo retouching. Music Mixing: - The project specifically involves mixing music in the electronic genre. - You should have experience in creating a seamless and engaging mix, ensuring that the final audio is polished and ready for radio broadcast. Photo Retouching: - The second part of the project requires expertise in photo retouching. - The photos need to be improved and brought to a professional standard. - This involves correcting any imperfections, enhancing colors, and ensuring the images are visually appealing. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in electronic music mixing - Extensive experience in photo retouching - Attention to detail in both sound and visual elements - Able to deliver a ...

...acquire some Paid or In Kind (free stuff) Sponsorships.. Food, liquor, etc. Maybe even speakers if possible. I prefer a paid sponsor. Also need help on strategy. Such as what to include in pitch deck and best approach when contacting companies. Event Location: New York Hosted by: The page is a social media account that posts popular millennial Black culture memes, quotes, funny videos. Recap video of party will be displayed on the IG account & will include coverage/product placement of sponsors. Here is an example of last years party recap video: Party will be in same location, and similar vibe. The crowd will consist of young black millennial socialites, ages 25-40. In the group will be creators, influencers, black professionals

I would like to create a video of a wake filmed at a pub this Saturday 18th May 24 at 3pm to 5pm. The deceased passed unexpectedly and left a 16 yr old son behind. The subject's friends are gathering to mark his passing and we would like to film some of the event to send as a memory to his 16yr old son. We would like to record how people knew the subject and record some funny stories about his life. He was a very funny man. The tone of the final output should convey a celebration of the individual's life rather than focusing on the grief. Skills and Experience Required: - Experience in filming wakes or similar events - Proficient in family-style video creation - Expert film editing skills to highlight key moments - Capacity to produce a video that distinctly celeb...

I've got a small Python script that runs on my desktop and I need it to be translated into C# for better integration with the rest of my software. I need a skilled programmer with experience in both Python and C#. Unfortunately, I have not been able to make the script run successfully on Windows, but it works on Linux (WSL). For: Python script (I will provide full script): import grpc from chirpstack_api import api server = "" api_token = "eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJ......................87k2i66CulW7Y" channel = grpc.insecure_channel(server) client = (channel) auth_token = [("authorization", "Bearer %s" % api_token)] req = (dev_eui="00000000aabbccdd") resp = (req