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Please read the content of the requirements - ONLY SPANISH SPEAKER I am seeking an experienced 360 marketing specialist for my social media platforms which include Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and Twitter. The successful candidate will need to be a native Spanish speaker. To sell Point of sale For B2B sells of software Key responsibilities include: - Creating engaging and compelling content that will resonate with my target audience - Designing and implementing a comprehensive social media strategy aimed at driving sales - Creating and designing the Ads - Monitoring and analyzing metrics to ensure the effectiveness of campaigns

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...performance issues with my WordPress site hosted on a Virtual Private Server (VPS), which has plenty of resources (8 vCPU / 12GB of RAM, SSD). The problems include: - Consistently slow loading times on the front end - High server CPU usage, which I suspect is leading to the slow loading times - Database connection errors - Posts in the backend are taking a considerable amount of time to load I haven't made any recent changes to the site, such as installing new plugins or updating the theme, which could have caused these issues. I need a skilled professional who can dig into these issues and improve the overall performance of my site. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Extensive experience with WordPress - Proficiency in optimizing site...

...text content off of multiple websites and then cross-references this data against another site. Key Requirements: - The software should effectively pull out text content from all provided sites. - The text content should be in a plain text format, ready for easy analysis and interpretation, preferably in an excel spreadsheet or comma delimited list. - The cross-referencing component is crucial, as the software will need to compare the data scraped with that of another website. Qualifications: - Background in Data Scraping and Software Development. - Previous experience with cross-referencing data. - Proficiency in handling different data formats. In essence, I'm looking for someone who can create a tool that not only collates data but also carries out comparisons...

I need an experienced marketer to create a comprehensive email marketing plan for my Sports website. You'll be in charge of not only devising a strategy but implementing it as well. Key Responsibilities: - Develop an email marketing plan that will increase website traffic. - Craft engaging email campaigns that will appeal to our target audience: academy coaches, players and academies. - Utilize Zoho to create and send out the mailers. (Acct is created and list is uploaded) Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Zoho's email marketing software. - Proven track record of creating successful email marketing campaigns. - Understanding of the sports industry, especially soccer. - Ability to target and tailor content for academy coaches, players and academies. I'm looking...

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I'm seeking a talented designer to create unique and engaging merchandise designs for my social media brand. This merchandise would include a range of items such as T-shirts, hoodies, and caps. I have about 30 designs I would like made and would like a fixed cost to create all 30 designs. They will not be complicated for the most part. Please message me for more info. Key Requirements: - The designs should be appealing to a broad audience, as they will be marketed to both men and women. - The preferred design style should be bold and humorous, with a touch of wit and creativity to engage potential customers. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong graphic design skills with a proven track record of creating engaging and popular designs. - Previous experience in design...

I am looking for help creating a basic SketchUp 'massing model' of an existing 2,000 sf house (exterior only; no interior walls needed). Photos & field measurements are provided, along with *mostly* accurate original blueprints. Thank you for your interest!

We are looking for a work team that has the ability to create a module for a Real Estate site to be able to select different properties. More details via chat.

Hello, I have a webpage ready designed. And a wordpress template to create the site. I need someone to put it together. And some help with finishing it. Also I need Elementer installed and cms.

Hi, i am looking for someone to create my logo. I have a clear idea. Looking for someone who has time to make it asap

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I need an experienced web developer who can create an e-commerce website with a professional and corporate aesthetic, targeted at a middle-aged audience. The website needs to feature embedded subscription services, via API integration, from another website ("White Label"). Key requirements: - Design, create and host a professional Subscription site. - Integrate subscription services via API from another service provider. - The website should appeal to a middle-aged demographic. Ideal skills and experiences: - Proven experience in e-commerce web development and design. - Expertise in API integrations. - A strong understanding of target markets and designing with them in mind.

I'm in need of a knowledgeable WordPress expert to perform regular maintenance on my website, specifically focusing on updating plugins. The tasks will include: - Regularly updating all the plugins on my site - Adding embedded code where necessary - Ensuring optimal website load time The desired freelancer should have extensive experience with WordPress, as well as a proven track record of site maintenance, particularly dealing with plugin updates. As time is of the essence, I expect the tasks to be commenced and completed ASAP. Proficiency in improving website load time is also a bonus.

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...minimalist Portfolio site on WordPress. Key Features Required: - Contact Form: A simple and user-friendly contact form that visitors can use to reach out to me. - Image Gallery: The ability to showcase my projects and work in a visually appealing manner. - Testimonials Section: A dedicated space where I can feature client feedback and testimonials. Additional Requirements: - Online Book Order: I'd also like to integrate a feature where users can order my book online. The order should be secure, and the content should be protected from being downloaded or copied. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in WordPress development - Experience in designing modern and minimalist websites - Ability to create custom functionalities like the online book order - Attention to detail to e...

...You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age and sensibilities. We can discuss for a prize for ---10 quality joke---. Each ...

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As an owner of a Wordpress site, I'm currently looking for an Elementor specialist who can assist me in overcoming some issues I'm experiencing with the Elementor plugin. After updating a group of plugins, Elementor has been struggling to work as intended. Specifically, here's an overview of the challenge: - Elementor Edit fails to load properly While I'm not getting any explicit error messages, I need someone who can help with troubleshooting the problem and get Elementor back on track. Desired Skills: - Proven experience with Wordpress - Strong skills and experience in troubleshooting Elementor plugin - Solid problem-solving capacities Your task will involve analyzing the problem, troubleshooting, and ultimately fixing the issue that's causing this...

I am creating portfolio of work. is there any way someone can check and convert my work into gif and be creative?

...Responsibilities: Website Maintenance: Conduct regular checks to ensure the website's smooth operation. Identify, troubleshoot, and resolve technical issues promptly. Perform routine backups and security updates to protect the site from vulnerabilities. Content Updates: Update site content, including text, images, and multimedia, to keep it fresh and engaging. Collaborate with content creators to ensure accuracy and relevance. Implement SEO best practices to enhance site visibility and traffic. Plugin Management: Advise on the selection and installation of WordPress plugins to enhance site functionality. Regularly update and manage plugins to ensure compatibility and performance. Monitor plugin performance and troubleshoot any issues that arise. Qual...

I'm in need of a skilled web developer to create a web3 crypto sports betting website for me. The site should have the following features: - User registration and login system - Real-time odds for different sports like Football, Basketball, Tennis, and Cricket - Support for multiple cryptocurrencies for betting Additionally, I'd like the site to have the functionality to: - Offer a cash-out option - Seamlessly integrate with social media platforms Ideal candidate should have experience in developing betting websites, be knowledgeable in web3 and cryptocurrency integration, and have a good understanding of the sports betting world. Your design should be user-friendly and secure. Looking forward to your bids.

We are looking for following services for different websites . Search Engine optimization . Search Engine marketing . Social Media marketing . Bulk Email marketing There are number of sites we are looking forward to apply these changes and optimize the sites for searches.

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I'm in need of a full-stack developer to create a custom-built site for me. The specific skill set I'm looking for includes: - Expertise in both front-end and back-end development - Proven experience with PHP, JavaScript, HTML5, CSS3,reaact Nextjs React Native - Ability to manage server side languages, web application architecture, data storage solutions I haven't detailed the key functionalities and features for my site yet, but I expect the chosen participant to be proficient in implementing diverse web functions when necessary. Prior experience in similar projects will be highly considered. Looking forward to your bids!

I need create calculator like on page : and implement to my page : It must be only for product in category a-typ. Formula: Width formula: Base price (always for the dimension 90x200) / 90 = value x desired width = price with VAT. Length formula: Calculated width price / 200 = value x desired length = price with VAT. here is JS for this from page dreambed. <script> function calculateCustomPrice(element) { const customPriceInput = ('js-custom-input'); let productId = , location = String() + '?productId=' + productId + '&do=calculateCustomPrice'; for (let input of customPriceInput)

Convert 2 page brochure from PDF to AI files. Recreate source files from PDF for easy editing. Create a layer from each section. Copy the text from each section. i.e. each image is a layer, each text block is a layer, each text heading is a layer For reference-page1 should contain approximately 19 layers.

I'm seeking an experienced SEO expert to help my website rank higher on search engines and drive more organic traffic. Key Tasks: - Conduct a thorough audit of my site to identify existing SEO issues. - Develop a tailored on-page and off-page SEO strategy. - Implement technical SEO improvements to enhance site performance. - Perform in-depth keyword research to target the right audience. - Create quality backlinks to improve domain authority. Ideal Skills: - Proven track record in SEO and improving search engine rankings. - Proficient in using SEO tools like Ahrefs, Moz, SEMrush, etc. - Experienced in on-page, off-page, and technical SEO. - Strong analytical skills to understand and act upon data. Please provide an overview of your past projects and how you...

I'm in search of a skilled WordPress developer to take our current web site, , grow its traffic flow exponentially, come up with innovative ways to connect our various social media channels to the site to boost traffic from social to web, add api feeds to save content creation writing articles time, and bring tactics and ideas to bring more engagement, with the following key features: - **API Content Feeds:** I need the site to display a variety of content types, including news articles, video content, social media updates and publically valuable content, sports, birth & death notices. The ideal candidate for this project should have: - **Experience with News Media Websites:** Experience in creating personalised news media content and working with API conte...

I'm in need of someone to help me add 500 products and more to my WordPress website. All product information (including title, description, price, etc.) and images need to be copied from other Website Key Requirements: - Adding 500 products to a WordPress website - Experience with products categorization and tagging Additional Details: - The products need to be both categorized and tagged efficiently on the website. - You would be required to ensure that each product is accurately represented with the appropriate information and images. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in WordPress - Experience in product listings and data entry - Excellent organizational and categorization skills - Attention to detail to ensure all products are tagged and categorized correctly

* Please deliver a locally working (DDEV!) composer based installation of TYPO3 v12. * Use Bootstrap for Frontend! * You will receive a PSD file and 2 Font files * Page Template Header (see attached JPGs): ** main navi (should come from TYPO3 page tree), 2 levels, burger menu for mobile ** logo, Insta-Icon and red "bubble" can be hard coded in template * Page Template Footer ** hard coded button: "Jetzt Kontakt aufnehmen" with link to "contact" page in page tree ** hard coded link: "Impressum" with link to "impressum" page in page tree (hidden in menu) * Content Elements: ** Please style the "Text with media" appropriatly (see ""): Image, Headline etc ** Element "Card Group" to display a variable amount of E...

We need a one-page landing page for an IT-product created, if this works out well, we need help to create more landing pages. 1.) Make a design proposal of a one-page landing page site 2.) Create the design (with SEO in mind) in Wordpress with Divi or Maxiblocks (preferred), preferably populate with suitable free (usage rights) pictures. 3.) Possibly some minor design adjustment after we add our own data to the page. We want a static price for this. Thank you!

JUST Design only: I need a nonfunctional PHP or HTML form based on a concept I have. The form should be beautifully designed and should be able to toggle between light and dark modes. I only need the design. This form does not require a database. - The form should be designed to be versatile and multiple types of utility forms - The form should include various fields, including but not limited to Name, Email, Phone number, Address, and Message. - The form should be equipped to handle and incorporate different types of utility forms such as Contact form, Feedback form, Registration form, and Survey form. I will provide you with a mockup of the form; you will be tasked with transforming this concept into a functional form. Most have side admin panel Ideal Skills and Experience: - P...

I'm seeking a talented artist who can create simple, yet professional cartoon-sketches of 18 specified politicians. This project will involve creating a logo and a banner incorporating the logo. Key Requirements: - Skilled in cartoon-style drawing - Able to create 18 distinct politician sketches - Experience in creating logos and banners - Ability to work with specific provided content (politicians) The Ideal Freelancer: The ideal candidate for this project is an artist with a flair for cartoon-style drawing and a portfolio that reflects this. They should have experience in creating branding elements like logos and banners. A good understanding of character design and a portfolio with similar work will be a plus. Looking for someone who is creative, can work efficie...

Requirement: 1. Korean native, rich experience in copywriting and very familiar with e-commerce sites, such as Amazon, marketing experience is best; 2. Experienced in e-commerce title & description for Korean copywriting with strong information retrieval skills; 3. have an accurate understanding of the client's rules; 4. responsible, able to cooperate with the client's feedback for modification. 5. accept an unpaid and short test to understand the project

...functional e-commerce website. Key Project Details: - **Purpose**: The main aim of this website is to sell various products online. - **Product Range**: I'm planning to list around 1-50 products initially. - **Content Ready**: I have all the product images and descriptions ready, so you'll be responsible for integrating them into the site. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in developing successful Shopify e-commerce websites. - Ability to create a visually appealing and user-friendly design. - Strong knowledge of product catalog management within Shopify. - Excellent proficiency in integrating product images and descriptions. - Good communication skills to ensure smooth collaboration throughout the project. If you're confident in your ...

Before you respond on Freelancer.com, please take a minute to read this document in full. There is no rush. Also view our "Client profile" before you bid. We are a reputed employer with excellent previous ratings. The chosen freelancer will receive positive feedback score and prompt payment. ----------------- About the subject ----------------------- This is a 3-hour project to create 3 videos which explain how to use a new software which we have created The deadline is sacred, we cannot extend the 3 hour timeline. ---------------- About the video ------------------- Video script: (See attached file - Video ) --------- Other details ------------------------- No voiceover is required. Generic background music is required, something light and peppy. Please bid ...

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...website that combines physical product sales with appointment booking services. The site will require a payment gateway, and an integrated booking system for the appointment feature. Key Requirements: - Design and Development: The ideal candidate should have experience in creating ecommerce sites with integrated booking systems. A clean, modern design is essential. - Ecommerce Functionality: The site will need to support the sale of physical products as well as services. - Payment Gateway: A secure, reliable payment gateway is necessary for processing online transactions. - Appointment Booking System: A user-friendly, integrated booking system will be required for scheduling appointments. - Website Usability: The site should be easy to navigate and use, with clea...

I'm seeking an experienced WordPress designer who can create a sleek, engaging e-commerce site. The site primarily needs to showcase my company's product catalog while incorporating a shopping cart functionality. Key responsibilities include: - Developing the platform on WordPress with e-commerce functionality - Integration of a product catalog system that’s easy to update - Incorporating a shopping cart for seamless user purchase experience While this project doesn't necessitate customer review integration, the potential for future expansion is there. Ideal candidates should have a proven track record in e-commerce site development and a strong understanding of WordPress. Experience with company branding is a bonus, but not mandatory ...

...search engine rankings. The primary goal is to improve the visibility of my website online. This will ultimately drive more organic traffic to my site and improve its search engine rankings. **LINKS NEED TO BE CREATED ON GDRIVE and SITES THAT I SPECIFY My business specifically targets the following keywords: - Car wreckers - Car removals - Auto wreckers - Cash for cars - Truck Wreckers - Cash for Trucks - Truck Removals Your main task will be to create high-quality SEO backlinks that are directly relevant to my industry and the keywords mentioned above. These backlinks should be from reputable websites and should help drive traffic to my site. The ideal candidate for this project would be someone with a strong background in SEO, specifically in creating effect...

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Before you respond on Freelancer.com, please take a minute to read this document in full. There is no rush. Also view our "Client profile" before you bid. We are a reputed employer with excellent previous ratings. The chosen freelancer will receive positive feedback score and prompt payment. ----------------- About the subject ----------------------- This is a 4-hour project to create a 30-second to 1-minute video (time can be slightly more or less, it is up to your judgment when making the video) The deadline is sacred, we cannot extend the 4 hour timeline. ---------------- About the video ------------------- Video script: (See attached file - video ) Platform brief (see attached Powerpoint presentation) --------- Other details ------------------------- No voice...

Before you respond on Freelancer.com, please take a minute to read this document in full. There is no rush. Also view our "Client profile" before you bid. We are a reputed employer with excellent previous ratings. The chosen freelancer will receive positive feedback score and prompt payment. ----------------- About the subject ----------------------- This is a 4-hour project to create a 30-second to 1-minute video (time can be slightly more or less, it is up to your judgment when making the video) The deadline is sacred, we cannot extend the 4 hour timeline. ---------------- About the video ------------------- Video script: (See attached file - video ) --------- Other details ------------------------- No voiceover is required. Generic background music is require...

Before you respond on Freelancer.com, please take a minute to read this document in full. There is no rush. Also view our "Client profile" before you bid. We are a reputed employer with excellent previous ratings. The chosen freelancer will receive positive feedback score and prompt payment. ----------------- About the subject ----------------------- This is a 4-hour project to create a 30-second to 1-minute video (time can be slightly more or less, it is up to your judgment when making the video) The deadline is sacred, we cannot extend the 4 hour timeline. ---------------- About the video ------------------- Video script: (See attached file - video ) --------- Other details ------------------------- No voiceover is required. Generic background music is require...

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We at "A Song For You" are looking for a Wordpress and Divi pro for monthly updates for our website. Every month, we'll be needing new artists & posts added, our events info updated, and other tweaks & updates to be made current. This is an ongoing project and would ideally suit someone who is passionate about the arts since we're a nonprofit in that niche working at the intersection of music and service. This is an ongoing role, but to start only about 2 hours a month of work will be required. Key tasks include: --Monthly updates - publishing blog posts - Updating event data and artist roster as well as hospital listings --Connecting socials with website A solid understanding and proficiency in Wordpress and Divi is necessary for this project. Previous ex...

I'm looking for a skilled web designer to help me create a brand new WordPress website that will replace my old website. The design should incorporate all the existing elements and features from the old website, ensuring a smooth transition for our current visitors. Key Responsibilities: - Create all pages on our new word press website from old website Ideal Skills: - Proficient in WordPress and web design - Ability to create designs targeting a professional/corporate audience - Strong attention to detail to ensure all elements from old website are carried over The primary goal of the new website is to improve brand awareness. Therefore, the design should reflect this with a strong, professional appearance. The target audience for the new website is professio...