Rewriters Needed ASAP!

I have over 30 rewrites that I need to get done ASAP. Please read all the way through this post before you bid. THE RATE IS $2 PER 500 WORD REWRITE. DO NOT,L I REPEAT DO NOT BID IF YOU CANNOT PRODUCE WORK THAT WILL PASS COPYSCAPE AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO BAIL. I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO BE EDITING AND PROOFREADING AND REDOING WORK! YOU MUST BE A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER! YOU MUST BE ABLE TO START AT THE TIME OF YOUR BIS AND YOU MUST BE ABLE TO HAVE A FEW REWRITES DONE WITHIN THE NEXT 5 HOURS! I WILL PAY BY PAYPAL IMMEDIATELY AFTER I RECEIVE EACH BATCH OF REWRITES! PLEASE BID AND TELL ME HOW MANY YOU CAN DO! I WILL BE CHOOSING MORE THAN ONE WRITER! I PREFER PAYPAL AS THAT IS HOW MY CLIENTS PAY ME, USUALLY I DO NOT PAY UNTIL MY CLIENT PAYS BUT I WILL PAY FOR THE FIRST FEW BATCHES UPON RECEIVING THEM.