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WRITE A HUMOROUS CONVERSATION BASED BOOK. ONLY BIDS FROM US/CAN/EU/AUS/NZ

$30-250 USD

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$30-250 USD

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I need a humorous CONVERSATION based story, around 25 pages about a new immigrant (from an alien planet) to America, who is unfamiliar with the culture and norms, and who is trying to find a date. It should be silly, and funny and ridiculous and should make the reader laugh. This text will be used as part of a language teaching exercise. So it should be 90% conversations, and the sentences should be relatively short, as would be the case in most every day conversations. The story should cleverly weave in everyday situations and places such as the grocery store, and airport and post office and work place etc.. Budget $100. Please send a sample page if interested. Note *This is a 'work for hire', meaning upon payment all rights will belong to me. ONLY BIDS FROM US/CAN/EU/AUS/NZ.. Absolutely no bids from IndiaPakistan region lol and nothing similar to this: "I am a proffesonal typest" OMG !
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Hello Sir/Madam. My name is FATIMA and writing is my passion “When I say work, I only mean writing. Everything else is just an odd job”. From my early age, I enjoyed reading novels and stories, as I was growing up it has become my passion now. I am professionally active in the field of writing since 2010 for my clients on different platforms. Thank you
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I throughly enjoy writing, and I have quite a bit of experience. I’ve wrote a couple of poetry books, and in Highschool I was in Advance placement English. I completed that class with nothing but A’s Relevant Skills and Experience I’m an experienced writer
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Hi! You'll love that I have a degree in Communication Studies and great experience. I'm a Canadian writer with two books en route. Before I began writing, I did Communications for a small non-profit. Now, I write, edit an arts and culture magazine for fun and freelance. I'd love to write this for you. Have a wonderful day, Rebecca Sample: Sprocket comes to America to find a mate: “You are now initiating entry into the atmosphere above earth. Please fasten your seatbelt.” “Since the 1970’s, the women here in the U.S. are know for their independence, beauty and strength. Some of the men will like you also. You have 7 days to find a mate and return home.” “The ship will be waiting for you.” “Have you read the manual?” Sprocket: “Copy, I have read the manual.” “Good luck.”
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