Expert Copywriter Wanted for a Fast Paced E-commerce Startup : Long Term Project

I am looking for a copywriter who is versatile enough to come up with witty and powerful niche specific phrases to be used for printing on Customised Merchandise (T-shirts, Mugs etc). The candidate should have a flair for writing and impeccable English grammar. All our products feature funky catchphrases in addition to stylish design. We want a creative copywriter to join our team, and use the power of words to captivate our audience. Copywriter will be expected to write catch phrases in a wide variety of niche areas, including all types of jobs and hobbies. Some examples that have worked for us in the past 1 Niche Name : Mechanic Phrase: Front of the T-shirt : I’m a Mechanic Back of the T-shirt: Because, your honour roll student that got an engineering degree can’t design it right the first time! 2. Niche Name: Horse Riding Phrase: Breathe Deep because no one will ever understand your love for that horse smell or the peace it brings the soul 3 Niche Name: Farmer Phrase: Get ploughed by a pro. Sleep with a farmer! 4 Niche Name: Sewing Phrase: I will sew on a boat I will sew with a goat I will sew in the train I will sew in the rain I will sew with a fox I will sew in a box I will sew with a mouse I will sew in a house I will sew here or there I will sew everywhere. Skills Required 1. Excellent Written Communication Skills 2. Creativity with the ability to generate fresh ideas and concepts 3. Should have an in-depth understanding of nuances of online media 4. Should be very familiar with how things work on Internet. 5. Versatility in being able to work on a variety of niche areas. Ours is an E-commerce startup offering customised apparel and other merchandise catering to the US and European Market. Note : Training will be provided initially to use the correct resources to come up with the catchphrases. Please apply if you think you are a good match..