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My budget for this project is $100-$150 I want something exactly like this: [login to view URL] - it's incredibly simple using a wordpress theme. The exact set-up, exact space for advertisements. And widgets area below the post. This can be made via wordpress, with a simple administration panel to add new posts Simple admin settings, like new logo upload, website description, website keywords, website meta tags, website title. the usual! Advertising spaces One big skyscraper on top, 2 300x250 ad spots on the right of the content, just like [login to view URL] - pretty much everything the same example: upload picture Watermark images add picture title (if NOT wordpress there should be SEO link ex: [login to view URL]) keywords description