Awesome Professional Creative web designer/developer needed

Include this line with your bid "I am a creative individual" And do NOT give me copy paste bids - otherwise you're wasting 3 minutes of your life reading this :) I have a large number of clients who I am developing websites for, they have chosen themeforest sites to work with. I need to take the content, images, and ideas they provide me with and create great looking websites with very effective layouts and good design. You need to be creative and not too stuffy/mainstream, I will give you a brief and content and you will put time and thought into the whole project and create great looking intuitive layouts and design. I will give you a host of tasks to do, and will give you good directions etc - coming straight from the client. I need someone who can do it all, design, development, ajax, coding, and has excellent ideas and can work fast and focused without any hand holding. In return I can promise a ton of work. Experience with using themeforest templates (Wordpress mainly) is essential. Tell me about yourself, why you would be a good fit for this job, and most importantly, send me links to your previous work. Please place a bid for what you would charge for creating a Wordpress site using a themeforest template - 5 page site. Include a timeframe with your bid and don't forget about the secret phrase if you do not want to be ignored :)