Apply for DMOZ editor account

I need someone to apply for a DMOZ editor account. I will provide you some general guidelines and then you will try your luck until you get an working account. When you are successful you need to give me the DMOZ login and the login to the email address used. I will only pay for a working new account! Requirements: - You need to have a great understanding of how DMOZ works and what is expected in an editor application. - You need to be able to find yourself open categories and related sites, that are not listed. - You need to be able to write titles and descriptions according to the DMOZ guidelines. - You need to have a perfect comprehension of the English language and grammar. - If you already have or had an editor account in the past this is a bonus.