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Posted about 9 years ago

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I need someone, who can write dating stroies from man´s point of view. I need five crazy, extreme and funny stories. Writing style should be different at all of them. The stories can have differnt lenght, avoid uniformity. Allthogether 2 pages are enough. I need it for contant of a micro-page.
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“Offer me this job,” he said, “and I’ll take it and make you proud!” That’s not the traditional way to open the cover letter for a job application, but I take the “creative” in creative writing very seriously. Indeed, an employer can expect from me consistent creativity and seriousness of purpose. After years of study, I have mastered the techniques, mechanics, and, most importantly, dynamics which make the written word engaging. I strive, in innovative ways, to craft complex ideas into accessible and readable concepts that jump off the page and into the reader’s thoughts. In my opinion, capturing the moment is only part of the craft. Of equal or greater importance is building reader interest and involvement — making the reader an actual participant in the moment. Being able to do so is one of my greatest skills. Therefore, when that moment arrives, I am confident that the message, and with it, the story, will “pop” so as to evoke the desired emotional response. Over the years, I have honed my writing skills to enable flawless execution in meticulous language. I will not only help you with the hook, line, and sinker, I will get you into the boat and take you to the biggest catch.
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Hi, I can deliver high quality content with quick turn around. Kindly, message me for any further inquiries or award me the project to get started right away. Thanks!
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----------READ ME!----------I am a professional Writer/editor (Website content, copy, line/substantive and technical editing) and proofreader offering a wealth of experience writing a wide variety of HIGH QUALITY material. I strive for complete accuracy and the highest degree of professionalism in the work I complete. QUALITY is my second name. I am also a passionate perfectionist when it comes to a succinct, well-written and mistake-free document. First impressions are always important. As a writer, you want the reader to understand your writing, not misinterpret it. I can help you make that happen. Why you should HIRE me? 1) I have a 5 star average rating 2) I hold a master's degree in Marketing & Creative writing, MSc(Economics) and am a Writing Coach. 3) Your work is NEVER Subcontracted or OutSourced! 4) I am a creative writer. 5)Your privacy is assured. 6) High quality work in a timely manner.
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Experience spans several years as an associated press expert providing public relations releases and social media notifications as well as copywriting and editing services for publications and blogs. I am a SEO specialist, take a creative approach to copywriting that emphasizes a professional style, and work until the project is completed to your satisfaction. I can promise you outstanding copy that is compelling, effective, and 100% original. Please contact me to see samples of my work. Thank You!
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My passion is writing. I have spent countless years honing my craft, and I specialize in many different genres. I am fully capable writing unique, differing pieces that are wholly contained stories with a minimal word count. I have several writing samples I can send for your perusal. I would love to work on this project with you. I look forward to hearing from you. ~Melissa
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I understand that you need 5 dating stories each of 2 pages length and that these should be humorous in nature. Thanks for considering my bid!!!
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Hi. My name is Angela. I am a journalist and writer. I have a lot of experience with writing and rewriting, and my articles are passing copy scape. I am a reliable associate, available on-line. Give me a chance to see for yourself. Best regards.
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I represent a team of freelancers who are young, talented and vibrant. we take clients satisfaction seriously as we write not just to make money but for scholarly purpose. we understand your demand for a writer who can produce article that is enrich with first hand ideas to meet the yearnings of your consumer. we write articles that are plagiarism free and we avoid using vague illustrations that are difficult for readers to comprehend. Our tactics include Refurbishing the article title when necessary Research related topic Define the article topic Discuss its features Explain the applicability of the features we are committed to satisfying our clients whenever we have the opportunity
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I am new to the site and have a lengthy history of freelancing in both print and online news. I would appreciate the opportunity with the wonderful topic you wish to have written. I am 25 years old and I still have plenty of fond memories from college and the dating world. thanks, Corey
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I am very goal driven. i will do what it takes to help your business succeed. Please give me a chance to help you.
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Would be happy to fulfill this project as per your requirements. I will ofcourse need a little more details regarding to the exact parameters of the 5 stories. Thanks.
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Hey! I'm an experienced and versatile writer. My day job is as a reporter for a major daily newspaper in Canada, so turning around fast and quick copy is what I do. I'm also a man... so writing from a man's perspective comes naturally :) Hope to work with you on this!!
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I graduated in Communication and Public Relations, BA&MA, am 25 years old, versatile, wrote a couple academic and non academic papers,have quite a black sense of humor and dated a lot.
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I can write you some stories. I've been on a few nutty dates. I'm a creative writer with a background in fiction. Would be happy to talk more about this project
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As the son of a wealthy oil tycoon, I have had A LOT of crazy dating experiences. Take last Tuesday for example: I had found someone who seemed like a good match through craigslist, and had arranged a time and place. The time was 8:00, and the place was a little hole in the wall called "Benu" in San Francisco. From the moment I stepped out of my Benz, I knew something was amiss. The first thing that tipped me off was the conspicuous absence of a fine restaurant of any kind. The second was the cold ditch water that was now ruining my Santoni's. Deciding I must have entered the location incorrectly into my GPS, I pulled my phone from the pocket of my coat, but in the process dropped it into the gutter. For a split second, It teetered precariously at the edge of the storm drain as if mocking me, before plummeting out of sight. At this point, I felt as if there was no way my evening could be worse when a Porshe pulled up beside me. Sitting in the driver's seat of the fine vehicle was an equally stunning brunette. She rolled down the window. "Austin?" she questioned. I managed to stammer out an affirmative and she turned off the engine.
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I'm afraid I've only have two funny dating stories. The first is about my girlfriend, at the time. She is an amateur boxer who had lost a fight recently on points and had a black eye for her troubles. I decided that to surprise her with lunch at her office, thinking it would cheer her up. When I arrived, she was still in a bad mood and I was only making things worse. It ended me leaving before she broke my jaw. The second, though technically just before the date began, I was making my way to meet her at the cinema when an old gypsy woman approaches me to sell a sprig of heather. I say no, which she then began to spit at me and curse. I'm not in a good mood and begin shouting back. My encounter with the gypsy woman ended with her walking away while I shout at her. "Fuck you lady, fuck you! You're a bitch lady!" Then I turn around and there she is, looking at me as if I'm some sort of monster. I hope you find these as funny as I found them as painful as well as funny.
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