Well now, (insert name), that is a rather tough request, seeing as poor Santa's all backed up this time of year. I'll have to fight off some yammering penguins to get your request to the Big Man, but he's got a largish heart, he does. You give me two day and some acorns to bribe the guardian reindeer and I'll get you your letters. That's five of 'em you want, aye?