Australian sense of humour combined with awesome accuracy and care, I guarantee my work. You will be able to relax knowing that I consider my client's success as my own success. I am creative and once I get a feel for the tone you want the product to take on, we can write accordingly. The sample I attached is in fact not funny, because a gaff in humour is worse than a spelling mistake and I need to speak to you and know more about the product to accurately and safely and be witty. Here is my sample:
Our delicious dried fruit is shipped to your door in its pristine state of perfection. We stand alone in the industry in our refusal to contaminate natural flavour and quality with preservatives or additives. Simply picked, dried, packed and delivered to you, you receive Nature’s best and healthiest.
Hoping to hear from you,
Avraham Sher