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For my medium-sized residential home, I need assistance with setting up Phase 3 power to support my Bitcoin mining operations. The project should include: - Designing a power distribution system. - Installing necessary electrical equipment. Ideal freelancers should have experience in: - Electrical design and installation. - Residential power systems. - Knowledge of power requirements for Bitcoin mining equipment.

...individual to create a detailed training manual. The initiative centers on the Turning Point Collaborative Society, aiming to equip resident support workers with essential skills. The training emphasizes minimizing workplace hazards. To fully understand the project, reading about the company is advisable for foundational knowledge. The manual will include: Part I: Proposal (Mandatory) The proposal will outline the intended training, highlighting the issue or "gap" it aims to address. It should provide a preliminary content outline and the training methods to be used. Each group must submit a proposal to qualify for project completion or presentation. Part II: Training Manual This section details the manual's structure, illustrating t...

We're in the market for a chatbot expert to guide us to the right chatbot solution for our website and help us implement it. Here's what we're looking for: • Chatbot Recommendations: We don't have a specific chatbot platform in mind yet, so we'll need your advice to help us pick a solution that is well-matched with our website's needs. • Multi-Purpose Chatbot: The chatbot's main purpose will be answering customer queries, but we'd also like for it to filter requests to specific emails and capture leads. • Request Routing: We want the chatbot to filter and direct requests to specific emails based on certain criteria or questions. Ideal Skills: • Proficiency in using and integrating various chatbot platforms • Experience i...

Since it's hardware based android application, need someone from Bengaluru , India to work on this project so that I can share the hardware device. Need someone who has worked on BLE protocol before and can make a 7-8 page android application which communicates with hardware o...hardware based android application, need someone from Bengaluru , India to work on this project so that I can share the hardware device. Need someone who has worked on BLE protocol before and can make a 7-8 page android application which communicates with hardware over BLE protocol. Application will be receiving msg over BLE from hardware and will send msg to hardware over BLE. Experienced freelancer only please :) If you are experienced, it won't take much time. Native android or flutter,...

I am currently looking for someone to help out with google ads training. It's been a few years since I last used google ads and looks like a lot has changed. I have a few different campaigns I need to get up and running and would like help with some current best practices. I will just be focusing on search campaigns for now and want help with: - Keyword Research - Account structure (SKAGS vs STAGS) - Improving Quality Scores - Recommending 3rd Part Tools i.e. SEM rush I am looking for 3x 1hour training sessions. If you are an experienced Google Ads Expert with a proven track record and eager to help out a newbie I look forward to hearing from you.

...expert in Machine Learning and Deep Learning who can support my project's data preprocessing and cleaning, as well as model building and training tasks. Key Tasks: - Data preprocessing and cleaning: As the project is heavy on image data, you will need to efficiently clean and preprocess the data for optimal use. - Model building and training: The primary task will be formulating a proficient model and ensuring its effective training using the collected image data. Requirements: - Proficiency in Python language - Comfortable in using TensorFlow for deep learning functionalities - Experience in dealing with image data - Demonstrated expertise in model training and evaluation This project requires a combination of analytical skills and practical experie...

I'm seeking a seasoned freelancer with extensive experience to build a comprehensive Flight Booking System. Although I skipped providing key features, expect the system to integrate typical industry-standard functionalities, such as search, selection, booking, managing bookings, and cancellations. Key Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in system development - Understanding of the online booking process - Strong coding skills Include the depth and breadth of your experience in your application, focusing specifically on similar projects you have undertaken.

I am looking for a skilled developer to design an advanced project management information system. This system aims to streamline communication and collaboration while enhancing project tracking and reporting. Features Required: 1. Communication and Collaboration: - Include instant messaging/chat functionality. - Allow document sharing and collaboration. - Enable task assignment and tracking. 2. Project Tracking and Reporting: - Incorporate Gantt chart visualization. - Integrate time tracking and timesheets. - Incorporate progress reporting and status updates The ideal candidate will have prior experience in creating robust management information systems and possess excellent problem-solving skills. Knowledge in Gantt charts, progress reporting, and task-t...

I'm new to Adobe Lightroom and eager to learn and practice photo editing on my Windows-operated computer. I need an expert who can assist me in setting up Lightroom to optimize my learning journey. - Requirements and Tasks: - Install Adobe Lightroom on my Windows PC - Set up the progr...computer. I need an expert who can assist me in setting up Lightroom to optimize my learning journey. - Requirements and Tasks: - Install Adobe Lightroom on my Windows PC - Set up the program for optimal performance - Provide a basic explanation of the program interface and key functions - Ideal Candidate: - Windows proficient - Adobe Lightroom expertise - Experience with teaching or training novices in software use - Excellent communication skills for explaining processes i...

I need a comprehensive platform specifically tailored for the connection between freelancers and clients. We're creating an environment where freelancers can easily find jobs and clients can smoothly hire professionals. Key features: - I'm particularly interested in those who can effectively develop a robust, easy-to-use system, capable of handling multiple jobs and user profiles. - A detailed 'Help & Support' section must be included for user troubleshooting. Ideal experience and skills: - Familiarity with developing similar platforms is highly preferable. - Outstanding UI/UX design skills. - In-depth knowledge of backend development. Project Timeline: - The project timeline is flexible, however a prompt start is favored.

I am seeking a Czech native speaker to record wake-up words for a voice recognition training material. The goal is to enhance the accuracy of our system's voice recognition capabilities. The work will comprise of recording 4 specific phrases 25 times each, resulting in a total of 100 audio clips. You’ll need to deliver the phrases: - "Hey Alfa" - "Hey Alfa Romeo" - "Hey Fiat" - "Hey Jeep" with a 1-2 second gap in between each recording. A test sample will be required for selection. Skills and Experience Required: - Must be a native Czech speaker This task should take less than 15 minutes to complete. I look forward to working with you on this pivotal aspect of our project.

I need a knowledgeable freelancer to create dynamic and engaging info-graphics that bring information security awareness to life. These should focus on, but not restrict to: - Cyber attacks and threat mitigation - Privacy laws and data protection - Safe online habits and phishing The target audience will stretch from employees and students to the general public. All designs must be delivered in PDF format. Ideal candidates should have prior experience in graphic design, a keen attention to detail, and a solid understanding of cybersecurity concepts. Previous experience in creating info-graphics for a similar audience will be appreciated. Your ability to translate complex info into easily digestible and visual formats will be crucial for this role.

I need a skilled developer to bring life to a dynamic ticketing system concept. Essential functionalities are: 1. A selection between PayPal and Barion online card payment options for a seamless purchase experience. Strong experience with integrating these payment methods is a must. 2. A variable visual seating chart for seat reservations, aimed to provide an interactive way for users to pick their preferred seats. Experience developing such systems would be a huge plus. 3. A competent ticket control system - I'm open to either integrating it with an e-commerce platform like WooCommerce or creating a custom-built solution, depending on what you think would best serve the project. Expertise in WooCommerce integration or creating custom-built solutions is key. Your pre...

I urgently need a Mac script expert who can help create a piece of software to automatically schedule the installation of virus software. The ideal candidate should have: - Proven experience in Mac scripting - Knowledge in task scheduling - Expertise in MacOS virus protection software The selected freelancer should deliver the complete project as soon as possible. Comprehension of the urgency of this project is key - please only respond if you have the capacity to prioritize this task.

As a researcher, I'm looking for an expert in control systems, specifically well-versed with PID simulation on MATLAB. Key Features Required: - Capability to create a PID control system that brings Simulation and Visualization to life. - Proficiency in Real-time data plotting for simulation results is mandatory. This project's end-users are Engineers and Researchers, so finely detailed work that can be critically analyzed is essential. As a prospective candidate, having experience in engineering software development and research will be highly advantageous. Please provide examples of your previous similar work in your proposal.

I am looking for a skilled software developer who can create a software for event check-in and badge printing specifically for a trade show. Features: - The software needs to send API requests to retrieve attendee data from an evolving database and create the badges files based on the response. - Must set up variables in order to be able to be used for other events - Has to rename all the printed badges before saving them. - It must allow editing before printing. - It must save every printed badge - Can check if a specific invite was already used to avoid having more people using the same ticket. - Ideally compatible with a QR Code scanner to make the process faster. - Must allow manual search through unique ticket code. - Needs a very basic UI for non experienced users. If you have the...

I require a skilled developer to integrate a bespoke escrow payment system into my existing WordPress website. This system should allow for three main functionalities: - User registration and login - Creation of escrow accounts - Comprehensive transaction tracking and notifications Critically, this system should process payments in Bitcoin, Ethereum and Litecoin only. Given the nature of my project, being familiar with blockchain technology, with a strong coding background in WordPress integrations is essential. The project has an immediate timeframe for completion, therefore a high level commitments and quick communication are required. Candidates who can demonstrate previous experience in similar projects will be preferred. Let's build a safe and reliabl...

I’m looking to have an educational website developed, specifically for Fire Sprinkler Apprentice Training. This portal will focus entirely on online courses, with no element of in-person training. Key features of the site include: - A diverse range of course materials: Video lectures, interactive quizzes, and written materials are the core of my project. Proficiency in delivering these elements in an engaging and accessible format is high on my priority list. - Focused content: The website will solely contain courses on Fire Sprinkler Apprentice Training. It’s vital that the candidate understands this niche to effectively create pertinent course material. - Certification and tracking: The website should be able to provide certification upon successful c...

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Hi, We are looking for a data science expert with a lot of expertise in the Entity Resolution (ER) / Record Linkage domain. Your tasks include consultancy and writing a small article concerning high accuracy entity resolution. Only respond if you have enough of experience in this domain and link to some of your previous work in this domain.

More details: What specific data analysis tasks do you need assistance with? Data visualization and reporting, Statistical analysis What data visualization tools do you prefer for the project? Power BI, Google Data Studio What is the primary goal of the data analysis project? Identify patterns and trends

I'm in need of an iPhone app that simplifies the decision-making process for two people looking to grab lunch together. Here's what I need: - Voting System: The core function of the app should be a system that requires each person to vote 5 times, ranking places 1-5 where they'd like to eat. This gives both people equal representation in the decision and prevents any power imbalances. - User Login: This will really only be used by myself and 1 other person. Doesn't need to be private or anything. The ideal freelancer for this job should have demonstrated experience in developing iPhone apps or web development that could be used on an iphone, particularly with voting/ranking systems. An understanding of UI/UX design would also be beneficial ...

I am looking to create an engaging, interactive online course for Personal Support Specialist training. I already have the content, I just need it turned into a dynamic educational tool. Key requirements: - Integration of my existing content into an interactive course structure - Inclusion of quizzes throughout the course to track progress - Implementation of a final exam, monitored via a video connection to validate the tester's identity Ideal candidates will possess the following: - Strong experience with online course creation, maybe interactive courses - Ability to implement system for video monitored tests - Background with creating interactive quizzes in an educational context. every student needs to be able to complete the course over a specific ...

Hello everyone! I am looking for a graphic designer to create an A3 poster, when creating I encourage you to use images from a library like depositphotos. Style: Simple, eye-catching, dominant colors: White, red, blue, black. Objective: To attract as many people as possible who are of different ages from 7 to 60. Texts to be placed: 1. Boxing training under the guidance of a long-time trainer 2. Increase your endurance you will feel every day 3. For women and men 4. We start with the basics 5. Free entry 6. Where? Warsaw, 12 Street 7. When? Wednesdays at 18:00 Technicals: .PDF, 300 DPI, CMYK When applying your offer, please include portfolio of your poster works.

...Specifications: - The browser I need to be developed should be compatible with various key platforms, namely Windows, macOS, IOS, and Android. - Some essential features must be incorporated such as a secure VPN connection and privacy protection capabilities. - As for VPN protocol preferences, I would like to focus on IPSec and WireGuard protocols. Ideal Freelancer: - Experience with multi-platform application development is crucial. - Strong knowledge in Web browser development. - Understanding of VPN protocols, specifically IPSec and WireGuard. - Proven privacy protection strategies and knowledge of secure connections. By accomplishing this project, we aim to create a secure browsing experience across multiple platforms. Qualified applicants are encouraged to ...

I'm in need of an ambitious freelancer who is keen on honing multiple skills simultaneously, including data entry, content writing, graphic design, and typing. Key Project Aspects: - Data Entry: The ability to efficiently and accurately input and manipulate data - Content Writing: Superior written communication skills for creating engaging content - Graphic Design: Basic knowledge of design techniques and visual elements - Typing: High typing speed and accuracy Project Details: - This project will require approximately 20 to 30 hours of work. - The tasks are relatively beginner-friendly, making this an ideal opportunity for those entering the freelancing world and eager to improve their skillset. Ideal Skills and Experience: - A keen interest in data entry, writing, gra...

I'm looking for an experienced AWS expert to help set up a bulk mailing system using Amazon SES. Although there's no specific programming language requirement, a strong background in cloud solutions and an understanding of AWS services are critical. Project Key Requirements: * Thorough understanding of Amazon SES for bulk mailing. * Proficient in setting up and managing AWS services.. * Currently using Gmail as the email service provider. * Need configuration to send bulk emails using 3 different domain emails * Require a standard SMTP setup on AWS instance. * Proficiency in AWS EC2 and SES configuration. * Experience with SMTP protocols and email service integration. And should pass all the authentications SPF, Dkim and Dmarc, RDNS, etc. for better deli...

I'm looking for a proficient expert to design both plumbing and fire protection systems intended for construction companies. This task demands a thorough understanding of various plumbing and fire safety protocols relevant to the given sector. Your experience should ideally encompass comprehensive design creation, factoring in updated industry standards and efficiency. Tasks include but are not limited to: - Designing advanced plumbing solutions - Creating fire protection systems with respect for construction requirements - Ongoing support and updates based on evolving construction needs Ideal skills and experience: - Proven record in plumbing and fire protection design, particularly within the construction sector - Knowledgeable in current industry standards an...

I am seeking native Portuguese speakers from Portugal with a partner to aid in a dual channel natural conversational audio recording project designed for speech recognition training. In this project, you will: - Engage in natural dialogs about 6 topics are provided - Record these conversations in two methods, which applications and also Skype. It needs two phones during the recording and need to be together on the same room with the parnert. Ideal candidates are native Portugal Portuguese speaker if aren't native but have the accent can also participate , with good conversation skills, and have access to recording equipment. A partner with the same skills is also needed.

...provided. Key aspects to be covered are, - Payment Gateway Integration - Security and Fraud Protection Features - Payment analytics The selected candidate should be able to guide me comprehensively through the setup and provide a full integration guide. If you are experienced in various programming languages, that would be a plus, as the preferred programming language or framework hasn't been specified for this project. While applying for this project, please outline your prior experience and, if possible, share any relevant work you've done in a similar domain. Ideal Skills: - Experience in Payment Gateway Integration - Knowledge of Mastercard's Payment Gateway - Strong Security and Data Protection skills - Excellent documentation skill - Adaptability ...

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I'm currently in need of a skilled developer to build a Retail Point of Sale (POS) system for my business. This project will only be given to individuals with vast experience in creating retail POS systems or similar projects. Key features I require for this POS system include: - Inventory Management: I want the system to seamlessly track and manage product stock. - Customer Loyalty Program: The system should have built-in tools for incentivizing customer loyalty and managing customer reward programs. - Sales Reporting & Analytics: My POS system must be able to draw insights from sales data, generating comprehensive and user-friendly reports. On the hardware front, developers who have previous experience with incorporating the following dev...

...hear from you. Responsibilities: Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features. Develop front-end components using modern JavaScript frameworks such as React or Angular. Design and implement server-side logic using Node.js. Build reusable code and libraries for future use. Optimize applications for maximum speed and scalability. Implement security and data protection measures. Conduct code reviews and provide constructive feedback to team members. Requirements: Bachelor's degree in Computer Science, Engineering, or related field. 5+ years of experience in full stack JavaScript development. Proficiency in front-end technologies such as HTML5, CSS3, JavaScript, and modern JS frameworks (React, Angular, Vue.js). Strong understanding of serv...

...PDF Files:* A significant part of training this AI model involves extracting text from various PDF documents. These documents contain critical standards and regulations for accredited real estate appraisal. The extracted text will be utilized to create and train the AI model, ensuring it understands and applies industry-specific evaluation criteria accurately. *Project Requirements:* - Proven experience in AI and machine learning, especially with GPT model development. - Expertise in data extraction from PDF files, with the ability to accurately capture and convert text into usable data for AI training. - Ability to work closely with our team to understand the nuances of real estate appraisal standards and integrate them into the AI model's training. - C...

I need a proficient developer to build an interactive WhatsApp Chatbot for my firearms training centre. This bot should be capable of: - Answering frequently asked questions effectively, providing swift responses to customers. - Detailing our varied training programs, including course descriptions and pricing information. Specifically, when prompted about the cost of our courses, the chatbot should be designed to provide a general price range. For this task, a developer with experience in AI, Natural Language Processing, Python, and API Integration will be ideal. A deeper understanding of digital marketing and customer service will also be a great advantage. Please only apply if you have developed conversational bots for WhatsApp or similar platforms before. Your proposal...

...Services: Deploy various VM instance types to cater to diverse computing needs. # Storage Services: Implement both block and object storage solutions for high availability and redundancy. # Networking Services: Design and implement a robust network infrastructure including VLANs, Software-Defined Networking (SDN), load balancers, and virtual firewalls for optimal performance and security. # Data Protection Services: Integrate snapshot and backup services along with scheduled run and auto-scaling capabilities to ensure data integrity and availability. SaaS Offerings: # Managed Kubernetes Service: Offer a fully managed Kubernetes environment for container orchestration. # Container Services: Provide Docker container services for application deployment and scaling. # Configuration...

I currently have a SQL Server database running on an on-premise server and I'm seeking assistance to back it up on Google Drive. - Experience with SQL Server DB management is essential - Comfortable working with on-premises servers and transferring large files offsite - Familiarity with Google Drive storage and its integration with server systems - Ability to g...to back it up on Google Drive. - Experience with SQL Server DB management is essential - Comfortable working with on-premises servers and transferring large files offsite - Familiarity with Google Drive storage and its integration with server systems - Ability to guide and advise on maintaining backup processes moving forward. Your expertise will contribute to securing our system and ensuring data pr...

...are seeking an experienced freelance engineer with expertise in modular UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply) design. The project entails designing a complete modular UPS system with a 20kW bidirectional peak shaving-off power conversion system. Attached power specification and detailed job description below. Project Specifications: Power Capacity: 20kW Operation: Bidirectional Peak Shaving Conversion System: Modular UPS Deliverables: Schematics: Detailed electrical schematics showcasing the design of the UPS system. This should include: Power circuitry Control logic Safety mechanisms Input and output interfaces Bill of Materials (BOM): A comprehensive list of all components required for the UPS system. This should i...

...is highly experienced in the energy sector, specifically electricity generation and distribution. The main objective will be to develop a financial model for a project feasibility study. Specifically: a) Given a capacity mechanism (payment) of $x/MW, 5 % capacity factor, what is the LCOE to target for a rental power solution (gas fired)... given some assumptions on gas supply b) Outcome includes a NPV of cash flow for floating power by displacing the coal fired power station. c) Review more data which can be useful, some brief background and critical note on the noise around key market players Key tasks include: - Analyzing historical financial data, which I'll provide - Developing a high level financial model Ideal Skills and Experience: - P...

Title: Java Developer for LIS Integration (Scrum/Agile) Location: Remote Job Type: Freelance/Contract About Us: We are a healthcare software company, specializing in Laboratory Information Systems (LIS) and Electronic Health Records (EHR) integration, committed to improving diagnostics, patient care, and data efficiency. Our development process is grounded in Scrum methodology, ensuring flexibility, rapid delivery, and continuous improvement. Job Description: We seek a Java Developer experienced in ASTM E1381-02 / CLSI LIS1, ASTM E1394-97 / CLSI LIS2, and HL7 standards for upgrading our LIS integration engine. This role requires a commitment to Scrum values and practices, enhancing data transfer between lab instruments, LIS, and EHR systems. Responsibilities: Upgrade our Java-based LI...

I am looking for a freelancer who can help me automate specific tasks using Power Automate. I need the automation to be run whenever required, as the frequency may vary depending on the project. Skills and experience required for this project include: - Proficiency in Power Automate If you have the required skills and experience, please submit your proposal. Thank you.

...relevant to our industry-specific needs. - Offer interactive sessions that encourage participation and practical application of Excel functions and features. - Provide assessments or tests at the end of the course to measure the improvement and understanding of the team members. Requirements: - Fluent in Malay, with strong communication and instructional skills. - Extensive experience in Excel training and data management, with the ability to cater to both beginners and advanced users. - Must have a ready syllabus or be able to develop a course tailored to our team's needs, subject to our review and approval before hiring. - Ability to create and administer tests or assessments to evaluate team members' progress and understanding of the course material. - Proven track ...

I'm seeking an expert in VBA coding, financial dashboard design, and crafting Power BI presentations. This project's focus is to: 1. Develop VBA coding 2. Design interactive and dynamic financial dashboards 3. Create an engaging Power BI presentation The ultimate goal of the dashboard and presentation is to: • Thoroughly analyze financial data • Visualize the company's financial performance in a compelling manner • Present clear and concise financial insights The types of financial data that will be included in the dashboard and presentation encompass: • Revenue • Expenses • Profit/Loss • Cash flow • Budget Ideal candidates possess in-depth experience with VBA, financial dashboards, Power BI, and prove...

More details: Which social media platform would you like to focus on? Instagram What type of content are you looking for? Images, Videos What is the main goal of your Instagram content? Increase brand awareness Want to create brand awareness in rural villages of Maharashtra hence need digital marketing guys who can guide us for insta, youtube (influencers) and facebook marketing

...alert to the driver of the vehicle or by applying a brake to the vehicle. A collision avoidance system on the vehicle needs to determine whether the vehicle is likely to collide with an object. In order to determine whether the vehicle is likely to collide with an object, the system predicts a predicted track of the vehicle (i.e., vehicle predicted track) and a predicted track of the object (i.e., target object predicted track), both for a period of time from the current time to a time point at which a predetermined period of time elapses. When determining that the vehicle predicted track and the target object predicted track will interfere with each other, the collision avoidance system determines that this target object is an obstacle being likely to collide ...

I'm seeking skilled fabricators to create a bicep trainer designed for an upper extremity amputee. The trainer should include: - Two straps/cuffs: One for the shoulder and another for the res...bungee/resistance straps must be long enough to reach from the shoulder cuff to the residual limb cuff. Prospective candidates should showcase proficiency in fabricating fitness-related equipment and a deep understanding of strength-training tools. They should also demonstrate an empathetic approach to designing solutions for differently-abled customers. This project requires an innovative thinking, superior problems-solving skills, and notable experience in fitness product design. The final product must be robust, user-friendly, and adaptable to cater to my strength-training...

...objective of this project is to scrape data from given URLs, model the collected data, and then visualize it. The goal is to use these techniques to perform a predictive analysis and identify any emerging trends. - I require the use of Microsoft Power BI for the visualization component of this project. Experience and proficiency with this tool is a must. - The data you will be dealing with will be a variety of types, collected from online databases. Skills required: - Proficiency in Web scraping - Data modeling and visualization - Competence in Microsoft Power BI - Experience working with online databases as data sources An understanding of trend and predictive analysis will also be beneficial in this role. If you think you meet these requirements, I am looking forward t...

...conversations effectively. • Goal-oriented and self-motivated with a positive attitude. • Familiarity with basic sales and lead qualification processes. Requirements: • Can Speak like an American. • Fast & Reliable Internet (Required to make phone calls) • Quality Microphone (Required to make phone calls) • Training and ongoing support provided. • Positive and collaborative work environment. What we will provide: • Online phone access to make phone calls. • Ability to collaborate properly. • Training on what to say. Working Hours: • USA, California (-8 PST) 9-5pm • We need to contact business owners during their working hours. Type of Work: Full Time - $2/hr +$5 per when I can close the deal When applying...

We need an attendance management system for a company, with an employee strength of about ~75 List of Modules: 1. User, Roles & Permission Module 2. Employee Module 3. Attendance Module 4. Reports Module (Daily, Monthly, Periodically) Please quote (HRM), so i am assured that your have gone through this minimal SRS.

...integrating my Square Domain settings to my Microsoft 365 email account, I'm looking for an expert who can seamlessly execute this process. The key aspects to be focused on during this setup include: - DNS settings: Adjusting the configuration to ensure smooth communication of the systems. - DKIM settings: Alignment of the domain key to secure email communication. - DMARC settings: Ensuring the protection of my domain from unauthorized usage. Having specific experience with Square Domains will significantly benefit your application, as this platform is notorious for its difficulty when integrating with MS 365. Already registered and set up, my Square Domain and 365 Email account are ready for your expert touch. Please only apply if you're well-versed in the aforementi...