Putting a new business together and need some really cool, interesting, and silly icons/logos of silly french bulldogs (sample image attached) in different outfits (French, Italian, Greek, Mexican, Chinese, etc.). These will need to be paired with my company name, be used for small profile pictures, welcome screens, and other areas as part of mobile app/website. If the team enjoys your design we...
I need to create a funny video - using exisiting YouTube song with someone else's face - just for a comedy. It is short less than 1 minute ( around 30 - 60 seconds max) - just a small budget project does not have to be perfect Bit like the following to give you an idea.. [login to view URL]
...brand values, as focusing on 100% natural workout solutions that have no negative side effects, compared to caffeine loaded pre workouts. I am look for a designer who can create a series of 3 images for my Instagram page @pre_tea_workouts . I require strong visuals to back up the theme of my product being raw, unadulterated and natural. Please see
I'm looking for a funny pattern or design that I can put on a T-shirt to sell that has to do with the Keto diet. -Needs to focus on the Ketogenic diet. -Needs to be funny & unique. -The final design will need to be a 4500px by 5700px image suitable to send to the printing company. There may be more then one winner.
The freelancer, should make an animated gif as the attached examples. Is a parody to tinder app, the freelancer will use images of ugly or dangerous people (prisoners), men and women. The name of the application will be Thinder, and the user in the gif will always put "no"
Hello, We're developing a personal twitter account for a client who dabbles in IT and Marketing related ventures. The client hails from India. We're looking for funny, original and meaningful tweets for the same. No controversial tweets needed. In your bid, please provide a couple sample tweets. Your asking price for 100 tweets to start with. And
if you are good to write scripts for short making short movies, prank . please bid i want a very talented script writer who write funny jokes ,prank ,short films, education jokes for my website
1. What is the exact name you would like used in your logo design? Duke and Pearl Brew Shop. Are there any acceptable abbreviations of the above? If so, detail. D&P Brew Shop 2. What is your mission statement, slogan or motto? Duke and Pearl regally supporting the palates for Coffee, Beer and Wine with Bulldog attitude. Do you want that included
...dealing with a local artist since its mid-term profit sharing arrangement. This is a crowdfunding project and would require the designer to design multiple items: - Company logo - Website photos - Collaterals - Product (details below) As the success of this project be impeccably be reliant on the product design, we would appreciate if bidding designers
I’m looking for a professional and creative designer who can design a logo for our company. It’s a video game company and the design is extremely important for me. The logo should best explain the name and then how many we are and what we do. Here are the information that you need to know for the job. - Company name is Shifting Tides ( it would be
I’m looking for a professional and creative designer who can design a logo for our company. It’s a video game company and the design is extremely important for me, I need someone to come up with 5+ creative concepts at first but keep brainstorming new concepts if the initial concepts were not accepted ( it’s very important ). I don’t want a lot of meaningless
I am looking for a social media content writer (English native speaker) who knows to write witty and funny posts for my clothing line on Instagram/Facebook. I post usually everyday so if you are funny and the person I am looking for then I will hire you full time! (discuss later about money) Target audience: Female Teenagers to mid 30s ladies who love
I am an inspiring author. I am looking for an illustrator for a silly parenting book I have put together. I was hoping to have all 32 pages as full color illustrations and one basic template to use for text uploads as well as the cover. I am needing something in 8.5 by 8.5 inch and that can be resized with clarity and reformatted to multiple formats to be able to turn it into kindle and ebook as w...
I need 50 different funny pictures of a unicorn with different movements, gestics and assesoires. The pictures have to be provided in a .png format. And the unicorn need o be released on a transparent background.
Oops...title should have been "Create or alter a photo....." Looking for photos that have been altered showing goats doing human like actives (Water skiing, bull riding, playing basketball, walking a dog, reading a book, etc.) Photo's should look realistic and be worthy of framing. We will be placing these photos in frames around my business, they
Please apply if you can draw funny ideas. You may be a: - comic strip artist - concept artist - funny cartoonist - comedian etc Project: funny bunch of 2D creepy gross scary cute cartoon animals for young male adults Please submit: 1 - Your quote for 250 x B&W simple doodles/rough pencil sketch ideas - no need to polish, as it will not be published
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts
Humoros writers apply! Calling all funny people! Looking for a funny writer to write funny social media posts (like memes) to a bunch of crazy 2D animal characters. Calling all! * Comic * Comedy * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous people! Budget 500$
Design a logo as if it were a mobile app logo for a fun game Target audience: ============= - Males, so stay away from pink colours as much as possible! - 13 - 25 years - Who like playing gross creepy fun funny games Welcome to Round 2 - please see sample logos attached Logo Title: Enfunyass Cots ======== ============== This is not the real name
Writer needed to write creative and funny product descriptions. PLease share samples of your work. Since you are writer you will completely understand that I ask you to type "Savvy" at the beginning of your bid. When I ask the freelancers who fail to do this why they didn't read and follow instructions, the answers are quite interesting. "You're
...mean, imagine if you will that you could send an anonymous letter telling someone to fuck off, a co-worker, boss, friend, someone down the street etc? They are looking for funny fuck you letters to start with the following topics or we are open to other ideas as well. A Fuck you Resignation letter A Fuck you to a Bad Driver A Fuck you to an Annoying
Comedy writer / comedians apply! Looking for a funny writer to write funny memes and funny 30 second youtube clips to a bunch of funny 2D animated animal characters. Apply! * Comic writer * Comedy writer * Meme writer * Comedian * Funny, hilarious, humorous Job description: ============== Ghost write content for social media posts featuring
Im trying to create a logo, bonus points for a banner as well that would fit youtube's dimensions. Im up in the air on branding and style but somthing artful and a bit militaristic. the channels name is Airstrike Mike , revolves around a bit of gaming, and random other topics that id think about doing, memes, reviewing things, being funny, commentary
Hello, I need some experts regarding graphical design to digitally draw animals in some funny pop art. I will explain better and show you some pictures to explain you better. This is for a long term partnership and to pay you later each week/month. (200€/500€/1000€ no matter number of designs) As said, looking for a really cheap price regarding the
...clothing) that needs a logo. We are two entrepreneurs from Quebec in Canada (our English is sometimes funny, because we speak in French ;) ). We already have an idea of the branding of the website (colors, fonts, patterns, buttons for socials medias). We have everything in a document. It only needs to create the general logo. We look forward to collaborating
as per the above, we are a company providing luxury car with driver services for weddings, based in Asia. our car makes are audi, bmw, mercedes and jaguar. looking to get a funny/witty description to promote our services . this description will be used in our advertising preferably looking for someone familiar with asian culture/weddings to write something
As the title indicates, we are looking for a logo + text, with an explanatory of your working method so ** a real professional technical study. ** To apply, you must be a graphic designer and graduate. We are looking for a minimalist and technical work, not a simple cow logo, without interest. This type of work is interesting : [login to view URL]
...to. In the call, the two old ladies call a local Waffle House looking to find out about their food and specials. The women then get put on hold where they begin having a funny conversation with each other. They talk about how hungry they are, one of the ladies mentions eating her “flavored” fingernails to keep her from starving while on the phone
...drawing/illustration of a boy with wather poring out his ears. (should be funny expression or etc.) And then text: Der tales uden indhold, blot for at snakke udenom, for at krybe uden om en undskyldning, for at sløre manglende viden eller for at vinde tid' It is a funny danish expression so the expressions etc should be like that....
I am starting a youtube gaming channel and record footage of my face as well as my game and I need someone to put the two together and then spice it up to be funny, with titles and noises, censorship of swear words and just casual youtube editing stuff
Power point presentation on Alcohol , Carl Jung and Psychedelics
I want to take this gif of my friend working out and crop her into a funny dancing scene. maybe using another viral video of people dancing at a festival or just putting her on a dance floor to a fitting music. I'm excited to see what you come up with!