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need to change document to look more professional have it save as a pdf and have auto signature on it i will need my logo put on to it. i will need to be able to insert pictures i will be needing to do all of this from a Samsung tablet, so if i take the pic on the tablet i want to be able to insert that pic into the doc all of the information on the original doc will stay the same and i want them to stay as tick boxes the attached doc is an example of that the original doc is

We are looking for a front-end developer to join our team to help maintain and improve a web application built in Laravel. The developer must have experience working with large-scale Laravel projects and be proficient with JavaScript and various front-end tools used by Laravel such as webpack, npm, and vite. The developer will work with our back-end developer to optimize and improve the current front-end codebase.

Need to add a cat in several pictures of a person. Need someone who is not only skilled in making it same flawless but also someone creative who can make it funny.

I need help with both setting up and troubleshooting my Google Adsense account for my website. I run a website that primarily features job listings and tender opportunities. I'm looking to monetize this site through Google Adsense, and I need an expert who can help me with both the initial setup and any troubleshooting that may be necessary to maximize my revenue. Key requirements include: - Setting up Google Adsense from scratch - Ensuring the account is properly linked to my site - Optimizing the placement of ads across the site - Troubleshooting any issues that may arise during the setup or maintenance of the account The ideal freelancer for this project would have: - Extensive experience with Google Adsense - A solid understanding of the nuances of different ...

Hello. We are looking for a Sr. Full-stack developer who is familiar with MERN stack to work on our project. Currently, our project MVP version completed, you should work on the existing MVP code. Such as updating the existing features, adding new pages and functionalities, etc. - Required tech stack: Frontend: React.JS Backend: Node.JS DB: MongoDB Server: AWS The right candidate should be individual. We need a long term developer on this project. Once this project successfully done, It can be full-time role and we can go ahead for a long term on more projects. No agency. If you feel you are right candidate, please reach out to me. Thanks.

...follows: - Deliver around 10 - 15 blogs per week - Each blog should contain approximately 1000 words with pictures and target keywords provided by me on the topic - Emphasize practical use-cases, tips and tricks, and best practices within Salesforce administration and development Each write-up should be affordably digestible, ideally geared towards a mid-level audience with a desire to improve their Salesforce skills. Prior experience in blogging about Salesforce or similar CRM systems would be highly beneficial. Please include samples of prior work in your proposal if available. When responding, please give your estimate on per blog charge. As we are starting fresh, we are looking for blogs on all areas of Salesforce ecosystem targeting admins and developers on Sales, ...

As a provider of job-oriented online training, I'm seeking skilled professionals to help provide old leads looking to do Job oriented programs - IT courses - Data Science & Data Analytics - Law courses - Digital marketing courses - Online MBA courses - Many more

Please see attached pictures. I need the banners to say: - 3X Champions (not 5X) - Replace the "Pittsburgh Penguins" text and Penguin logo with "Rain City Bitch Pigeons" and use the attached logo - Change the year from 2017 to 2024 - Change the years 1991 1992 2009 2016 2017 to 2019 2023 2024

I require a freelancer who is savvy with setting up social media and Gmail accounts. Create 50 Google email (gmail) accounts with the names in a provided exc...I don’t want to make them public to others then the person that will create the accounts. It is real accounts for real people that do not use gmail today, and that do not have a social presence. In the spreadsheet there is also information about the backup email to be used for PW resetting etc. Create 50 Facebook and Instagram accounts matching the google accounts. Ad profile pictures. Ad 20 to 30 random pictures to each account. Follow 30 to 50 people for each account. Make the profiles otherwise private. Make half of the accounts follow each other. You are ONLY to create the accounts, not create any kind...

I'm in need of a skilled photo editor to enhance and adjust images of my products for Amazon. The pictures need to stand out and comply with Amazon's guidelines for product images. We currently sell 4 colours - Purple, Pink, Yellow & Blue, so we need 4 edited pictures to Amazon standard with the word Silicone Hair Beads on each picture Key Requirements: - Background Removal: The images need to have the background professionally removed. - Colour Enhancement: The colours need to be brightened and made more appealing. - Product Retouching: I require slight retouching to ensure the products are looking their best. The project involves editing less than 10 images. The ideal freelancer will have experience in image editing and be familiar with Amazon's ...

I want to get more followers on this account for business proposes at least should be done before three days

...including variations of blues, greens, and purples, yet one color only. Please take attached images as a guide to what the bathroom should look like. The tiles on the wall should be replaced with our designs - see attachment. We will be needing all attached designs rendered into 4 attached bathrooms. Rendering of 4 bathroom scenes and each scene with 9 different wall tiles, so in total 36 pictures. Skills and Experience Required: The ideal freelancer for this project should possess superior skills in: - 3D modelling and rendering - Attention to detail - Ability to create photorealistic images - Good understanding of modern bathroom designs - Proficient with architectural software like SketchUp, Rhino, or Revit. Please, ensure your portfolio clearly demonstrates these ski...

I am urgently in need of an expert in Data Build Tool and SQLite database who can efficiently develop a data pipeline. The pipeline will handle extracting all files from a specific folder location on my local drive. The goal here is to create a pipeline that can universally extract all types of files. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient with Data Build Tool - Extensive knowledge of SQLite database - Prior experience with data extraction projects - Quick turnaround time - Ability to work with local storage systems This is a two-hour assignment and the steps required for the task are detailed in the document provided. Your quick assistance is highly appreciated!

I need to manually add text and picture annotations to a PDF document . I have a pdf document but pictures do not show up some places in the document, I have the pictures and need someone to have two columns with the original on the left and add the pictures in a second column on the right of the original document where they should have been inserted . there are about 15 photos that need to be matched up . should not be more than 2 hours . also there are 8 names that need to be inserted wherever they show up in the document .

I need an experienced web developer to adjust text and pictures on my website. - Update Text and Picture: The task involves replacing certain phrases within the existing text so it looks good when hovering over the text/picture of our existing provider. - Picture and Text Placement: I need a new provider's picture and text added to the 'Our Providers' section of the webpage. - Button Links: Additionally, the task includes changing a link so that it opens within the same window as the webpage, rather than a new tab. This will be required across several buttons on different parts of the website. Completion Deadline: This task needs to be completed as soon as possible. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in web development and website design. - Ability to work with...

I am residing in Canada and looking for a talented resume writer to revamp my resume, tailoring it to the Canadian job market. The resume should be targeted towards the Content Writing industry, specifically for the position of a Content Writer. Key highlights for the project: - **Resume Rewrite:** The primary goal is to rewrite my existing resume to make it more appealing and impactful for potential employers in the Canadian Content Writing field. - **Canadian Job Market Expertise:** Understanding of the Canadian job market and what employers in the Content Writing industry look for is crucial. - **Content Writing Industry Knowledge:** Prior experience in the Content Writing industry, either as a writer or working closely with such professionals, is highly des...

I'm seeking a skilled designer to enhance the image quality of under 10 pictures in a brochure. The job includes inserting realistic worm images and overall image clarity improvement. Proficiency with Photoshop or similar editing software is necessary. A successful candidate will have a keen eye for realistic graphics and fine details.

...to ensure that we provide reliable and accurate information to our client. JOB DESCRIPTION: • Conduct basic verification with the subject company’s authorized representative, such as line of business, key executives' name, etc. • Take pictures of the subject company and its vicinity, as per Confirmis’ standard operating guidelines. • Provide observation about the company to gauge activeness, e.g., staff working at the premise, loading/unloading of goods, etc. REQUIREMENTS: • Must be living in (or nearby) Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India • Has a camera or phone/tablet of quality with a camera, internet access Please see the attached file for the site visit guideline. You are only required to deliver the pictures, video &a...

First task is below 1) 1200 Youtube video link of recipes will be provided in google spreadsheet. for e.g each link with be 2) the person need to paste the link at 3) Cut and paste 3 windows record and 1 recipe image screenshot (from youtube) and then upload in a software ( a paid version will be provided) 4) expect to finish 1200 recipes in 60-100 hours. Please quote following if you want to try this project 1) how much for updating 1200 recipes as whole project? 2) How much is per hr rate?

I want to integrate the chatbot to the website that currently I working on. I will use Chatgpt4 API. I will provide Chatgpt4 API key.

We are looking for women to model our products. Experience is NOT required but is a perk if you have some! Don’t worry about a specific date for the photoshoot. If we choose you, we will pick out a date together! You will be able to keep all of the products that you model and photos will be sent to you incase you want to post them on your personal social media pages! All sizes and races are welcome, we are looking for diversity!

This job will be on a per project basis where you will have 2-4 projects per month. You will only be asked to edit specific scenes where we need VFX/ motion graphics (Not entire videos). We will agree on time and date for deliverables and you can work on your own schedule. Must have experience and should share 1 2 videos

I need someone with accounting knowledge to copy instructions from a video onto paper. The video is about job costing and necessary journal entries and you will need to write each step down exactly as the shown in the video. Only apply if you can start right away as I need this job done fast.

I want a website it should like this, that it has right away the products it has featured deals on top and it stays on top even when you go into a item but still want I want it should look a little different I don't ppl should see that I copied them so needs to be a little different have some nice ideas, I don't just white and blue I want also it should be nice designed My website is already up but I want to redesign with a great theme Also I want to add the credit cards in the side like he has and when someone goes into a item on mobile view the credit cards should show in the bottom like Please only Shopify expert apply for this post I am hiring asap My budget is 7000- 12000 INR

I need someone with accounting knowledge to copy instructions from a video onto paper. The video is about job costing and necessary journal entries and you will need to write each step down exactly as the shown in the video. Only apply if you can start right away as I need this job done fast.

I'm seeking a Google Ads Expert, specialising in PPC campaigns to generate high-quality leads. My main focus is on targeting UK customers. Your responsibilities: - Setup, manage, and optimise our Google Ads. - Develop strategies to increase high-quality leads and ROI. Ideal Freelancer: - Proven experience in similar projects. - Understand UK market. - Certified Google Ads Professional. - Strong understanding of lead generation strategies. This role isn't just about getting more site traffic; it's about gaining high-quality leads. Your experience and skills matter as much as your strategy. Note: This is long term project, if project will success.

I require a freelancer with strong accounting knowledge, specifically in job costing, to help me transcribe the steps and procedures from a job costing video into clear, written instructions. You will need to watch and understand the content then transcribe it with meticulous care and attention to detail.

Hey, I'm looking for a virtual assistant who is fast and efficient, to help me be more productive. Specifically you will help me with content creation and translation of a website. In order for me to select the best person, here is my tiny hiring process: - Sign up at (this is the tool I'm using for my website) - Create a new website (the content can be totally random) - At the end of the website, add an FAQ section in "Classical" style and add two questions and their responses: "How much do I charge per hour", "A fun fact about me". Answer the questions with your real personal answers - Publish the website and share it with me when you apply for the project This should take you 5-10m max depending on how quickly you understand how to u...

I will go to the mentioned place and take pictures of the building, road, board picture.

I'm looking for an innovative and creative content creator to help generate videos for my YouTube channel. The content will primarily focus on funny animal-related themes for children, teens and adults - Content type: The creator should be capable of making vlogs, tutorials, and comedy sketches focusing on humorous scenarios or facts around animals. - Main Channel Theme: The theme of the channel is Funny Animals. Any content developed should align with this central theme and be suitable for children. - Target Audience: The content should be engaging, fun, edutaining (educational + entertaining), and suitable for children. Ideal skills and experience: - Experience in content creation, specifically for YouTube. - Demonstrable knowledge in creating kid-friendly...

I'm looking for an experienced developer to create a hybrid mobile application for iOS and Android along with a corresponding Laravel website. This app will function as an online job and vacancy platform. The app will also need to have a same Laravel admin panel to manage the all Android, IOS apps and website easily. Key Functionalities: - Implement User Registration and Login to enable job seekers and employers to create accounts and access the platform - Job Search and Filtering, enabling users to search for jobs based on different criteria - Apply for Jobs feature allowing job seekers to apply directly for the positions they are interested in Additional Features: - Push Notifications are to be integrated into the app to keep users informed abou...

...experience in developing Simple Job Boards by Press Tiger. I have purchased two add-ons which allows for recruiters to have applicants apply direct to their emails, and also passes through CVs without storage the information or creating an account. I want the following functionality: As an Applicant: - When someone clicks apply for the job, can they fill out a contact form, attach a CV and send it direct to the recruiter without any of the applicants’ details being saved on the server. (the add-on should do part of this) As a recruiter: - The recruiter can access the back end, manage their own job posts, and receive to their emails only As the administrator: - I am developing the one Word Press Site () with many recruiters adding their job posts (se...

Description: We are seeking individuals with knowledge and experience in WordPress. Freshers are encouraged to apply. We have several WordPress sites and are in need of a content creator to perform the following tasks: Requirements: Knowledge and experience with WordPress. Freshers are encouraged to apply! Tasks: 1:To add text 2: To add pictures 3: To add widgets 4:To add Animations 5: Formatting of text

I seek a professional with contacts in the Prime Minister's Office, ideally, someone who can arrange a meeting. The purpose is to request assistance on a specific issue related to a community development project. Unfortunately, there's no additional information regarding the focus area of the project at this moment. Desired skills and experiences are: - Networking & lobbying - Experience in government relations - Excellent communication - Understanding of community development projects Please note: your application won't be considered if no proven experience dealing with government offices is shown.

I'm searching for a job portal website along with mobile apps. If anyone has a well-developed project they're interested in selling, please share the details.

I'm on the hunt for a skillful coder proficient in web scraping, specifically for Website A. The goal of this project is for obtaining valuable and significant data for analysis, competitive intelligence, and price comparison. While there's no explicit mention of the type of data to be scraped, I anticipate that a capable offer...comparison. While there's no explicit mention of the type of data to be scraped, I anticipate that a capable offering will cater to a variety of needs such as: - Text content - Image content - Metadata Ideal Experience and Skills: - Proven experience with web scraping - High proficiency in handling large data sets - Comfort in navigating Website A - Ability to collect comprehensive data categories Looking forward to a potential collaborat...

I'm looking for an experienced freelancer to guide me in finding continuous businesses seeking senior-level software developers in industries such as Finance, Healthcare, Technology, and Information Technology. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in IT staffing - Strong understanding of different industry requirements - Ability to identify potential clients in the mentioned industries Specific requirements include: - Identify & contact businesses needing senior-level software developers - Assist in registering as a verified vendor for IT staffing services - Help in establishing a continuous business flow The goal of this project is to create a consistent pipeline of businesses in need of senior-level software developers, allowing me to effectively provide d...

I'm in search of a proficient, creative graphics designer who specializes in logo design and has a knack for modern styling. Your task is to create an appealing, eye-catching logo using a pastel color palette. Requirements: - Proven experience in graphics and logo design - Ability to implement modern design aesthetics - Proficiency in using pastel colors effectively - Great attention to detail A candidate with previous proven experience in creating modern logos with pastel colors will be highly considered for this project. I encourage those who meet the above criteria to apply.

...visually appealing to both students and parents. I'd like the following features to be prominently displayed: - Online registration: Simple, user-friendly online registration for new students. - Class schedules: A clear and easy-to-understand presentation of class schedules. - News and events: Regularly updated news section and upcoming events calendar. - Student picture: A space for student pictures, possibly for class photos or a gallery. - Online payment: A secure system for online payment, preferably integrated within the registration process. - Careers program information: A dedicated section for information on our school's careers program. - Welcome message: A warm, friendly and welcoming message from the school. The ideal candidate will have experience in: - W...

I am se...indoor/outdoor playhouses. BASICALLY NEED IS: AN AI IMAGE IS SHARED, NEED 4-8 pictures of that from different angles and from inside and outside. It should be realistic wooden furniture. - Your MISSION: Translate my specific design ideas into detailed, realistic images. - REQUIRED SKILLS: 1. Excellent 3D modeling & rendering skills 2. Experience in creating furniture designs, preferably kids' furniture 3. A keen eye for detail and quality 4. Strong grasp of AI technology used in 3D design If you have a portfolio showcasing similar projects, I would be very interested in viewing it during the selection process. This project will require close collaboration to ensure the designs align seamlessly with my vision. Looking forward to working with you to br...

I'm seeking a seasoned 3D artist to quickly and efficiently transform my 2D cheerleading uniform and warm-up designs into dynamic 3D renderings. Could also use assistance with font changes. The requirements include: - Proficiency in using 3D rendering software - Experience in translating 2D designs into 3D obje...although I can provide them in PDF if necessary. To be shortlisted for this project, please include examples of past work in your application, particularly any related to sports apparel or fashion design. Skilled freelancers with a penchant for detail and a proven track record of prompt delivery, kindly apply! I would prefer that the project be completed within about a week. I have attached pictures of current 2D designs and an example 3D design (these are our foot...

Hi I am looking for a freelancer to help me with updating and new entries and data for my Google Business profile. I want this job to be done within 1 hour by live messaging with me. Also this job does not work in Pakistan and USA and I need to complete at least 2 items before I can pay the milestone. Please only apply if you agree to this process and you must also speak basic English. This is a very easy task and you can do it in 5 minutes if you are good at creating 1 item I want to find the best freelancer to help me I am looking for an experienced professional to Google Business profile for my business. You'll perform the following tasks - Enter the specific details of my business: name, address, phone number, etc. I have this data ready and will guide...

...comprehensive analysis of: Requirements (must live in Bahrain Manama): 1. Identify Top Retailers: List the top 5 major home appliance retailers in each country. 2. Document all Water Heater Brands in the store (focus on electric instant and storage water heaters): Visit 1x store (pick the biggest and most popular store) of each Major Retailer. Then compile a list of popular water heater brands, including pictures, prices, and key features. Highlight the most sought-after brands in each country. 3. Online Platforms: Document online platforms selling water heaters, providing links to their websites and additional information. Additional Points to Consider: • Availability of different water heater types (e.g., tankless, storage) • Warranty and after-sales service offered...

I am looking for a seasoned web developer with great aesthetic sense and knack for creating high-impact visuals. This individual will be responsible for creating an engaging website highlighting my company's diverse project portfolio across multiple sectors and industries. Key requirements include: - Designed to capture and maintain the attention of our (current and prospective) Clientele. - Ability to display a portfolio that emphasizes industry engagement and company projects. Client testimonials or pictures/team profiles may be included. - Must be intuitive, user-friendly, and suitable for various devices. Experience with corporate presentation, high-quality graphics, and diverse content organization will be vital for the successful completion of this project. T...

...needs. Requirements (MUST LIVE IN BRUNEI Bandar Seri Begawan): 1. Identify Top Retailers: List the top 5 major home appliance retailers in each country. 2. Document all Water Heater Brands in the store (focus on electric instant and storage water heaters): Visit 1x store (pick the biggest and most popular store) of each Major Retailer. Then compile a list of popular water heater brands, including pictures, prices, and key features. Highlight the most sought-after brands in each country. 3. Online Platforms: Document online platforms selling water heaters, providing links to their websites and additional information. Additional Points to Consider: • Availability of different water heater types (e.g., tankless, storage) • Warranty and after-sales service offered by reta...

I'm looking for a freelancer to conduct an in-depth market survey on electric instant and storage water heaters in Bangladesh. The focus will be the trifecta of evaluation - market demand, product features, and consumer needs. Requirements (Must live in Bangladesh Dhaka): 1. Identify Top Retailers: List the top 5 major home appliance retailers in each country. 2. Document all Water Heater Brands in the store (focus on electric instant and storage water heaters): Visit 1x store (pick the biggest and most popular store) of each Major Retailer. Then compile a list of popular water heater brands, including pictures, prices, and key features. Highlight the most sought-after brands in each country. 3. Online Platforms: Document online platforms selling water heaters, provid...

I am looking for a skilled 3D Arch Viz Artist proficient in using 3Ds Max, Vray, Blender, or Sketch Up. The project involves creating a 3D visualization of a medium-sized commercial building ranging from 5,000 - 20,000 sq ft. Required Skills & Experience: - Expertise in 3Ds Max, Vray, Blender, or Sketch Up - Experience in visualizing commercial architectural projects preferred - Understanding of architectural structures and creating accurate scale models Your task would be to capture the intricate details of the building's architecture and deliver a comprehensive 3D view of the commercial space.

I have a range of pictures for a new sofa that I would like to use for marketing purposes. The image needs editing to make it more appealing and detailed. I have provided a range of images to start from. Please choose one that you feel you could get the best result from. Key requirements: - Background removal: The current background should be replaced with a modern, sleek, lifestyle setting inside a house. - Floor removal: The current background should be replaced with a modern, sleek, lifestyle setting inside a house. - Color enhancement: The colors of the sofa and the overall image should be enhanced slightly to make it visually striking. No major colour changes. - Object removal: Any elements that may detract from the picture should be removed. - Can add in elements to help mak...

I'm on the hunt for a skillful coder proficient in web scraping, specifically for Website A. The goal of this project is for obtaining valuable and significant data for analysis, competitive intelligence, and price comparison. While there's no explicit mention of the type of data to be scraped, I anticipate that a capable offer...comparison. While there's no explicit mention of the type of data to be scraped, I anticipate that a capable offering will cater to a variety of needs such as: - Text content - Image content - Metadata Ideal Experience and Skills: - Proven experience with web scraping - High proficiency in handling large data sets - Comfort in navigating Website A - Ability to collect comprehensive data categories Looking forward to a potential collaborat...

I'm in need of a seasoned photo editor to help refine my pictures. Specifically, I need: - Skin Retouching: To enhance the complexion and eliminate any blemishes. - Background Wrinkle Correction: To smooth out and perfect any slight imperfections in the backdrop. The images are in JPEG format and I'd like them returned in the same format. The goal is to maintain the natural look of the images while ensuring they're polished and professional. Ideal candidates should have: - Proven experience in photo retouching, specifically skin retouching and background correction. - A keen eye for detail and the ability to enhance images without making them appear over-processed. - Proficiency in working with JPEG images and delivering high-quality results in the same format.